Ideal Male Muscularity (Femanons)
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Femanons, I'm curious. What level of muscularity do you find most attractive or complementary to a person's attractiveness?
Is it a big deal, or not that big of a deal?
Pick A, B, C, D, other body types (a little chubby) or any combination thereof.
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Ever since I was a kid I used to have some mild acne that doctors always advised me to get treated. I am now 23, and I still get it, and at the beginning of the year some doctor prescribed me accutane (isotretinoin). I took it for about 3 months, but that shit was so fucking strong that my hair started falling off at an absurdly fast rate.
After I figured it was from the accutane and read online about worse stories, I stopped taking it (about 40 days ago). My hair is still falling off but lately it hasn't been falling off so much. But I've lost like 30% of my hair, it feels extremely light and has no volume now. What's worse is that I had long hair, which I wasn't planning on getting cut. I ended up cutting about 3 inches of hair to see if it helps promote hair growth.
Does anyone have any suggestions in terms of products or even diet that I should use? I'm currently using Klorane as my shampoo. I really wanted to let my hair grow out again but it's just so light, and my hair is already thin by itself, that I can't mantain it straight, it just looks like shit.
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So in my country, most people start University around age 19-21.
I am 25 and asking you if this is too old to start Uni? I lost 2 years, when after my parents divorce, my mother took me with her to her new friend in a different country and put me in school there, I absolutely hated it and ofc failed.
After this I went back to my dad and did my matura, with surprisingly good grades, it's like a diploma that takes 3 years and is required for university, after this I did my mandatory military service, liked it and stayed a year longer.
So what do you think? Will it be odd to be this old in your 1. year? Can you still enjoy the student life etc?
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I have this rocky relationship with my parents, and I don't know how to deal with it. When I was younger I had to buy all my clothes and stuff at age 13 because I dressed alternative well okay not that bad right? they are christians so I could kind of understand it. But every time I did something, like hang out with people that they forbid me to, they would trash my stuff (for instance a corset of 100 euros, boots worth of 200 euros it's not a lot of money but when you're 15 it is) This went on for years , and I sort of have trust issues because of that. (I came out of work this year and there they where all of a sudden, I wanted to run back in thinking 'shit wtf did I do?' but they only wanted to pick me up) They have multiple times completly trashed my room last year was the last time because I was at an fantasy event dressed up with my friends demony like. And today all they've done is nag and call me a loser because they thought my room was a mess (I have lots of stuff but it isn't dirty or something) but my problem is that the livingroom is a complete mess of their stuff and they completely denial that shit just to go back at 'the only solution is you moving out anon' and my father is treathening me to trash my room and stuff again . But moving out isn't an option because I have school 5 days a week, and work 3 days but can't live on my own. I still have 2,5 years of school but how do I cope with this bullshit and the treathening and name calling?
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I little ways back I told a girl that I've been sleeping with for a while that I'd like us to be sexually exclusive. She said she'd like that. I told her it's okay if she wants to keep seeing other people, all I want is honesty. She said she still wants to see only me. It's worth noting here that the sex is amazing and we can talk all night. She continually claims I'm her best and I never ask. The chemistry is unreal--has been from the get go. Anyway, very recently there have been trust issues on my end. As I was waking up in her bed this morning and she was in the other room, I hit the display button on her phone to see the time and saw that there was an alert for a message from someone on Tinder missed from the middle of the night. I knew she had to Tinder from before we began seeing each other, but to still be getting messages? She also told me that the other night she had an old friend and fuck buddy crash drunk on her couch. She told me he said they should fuck, but she said no since he has a girlfriend and she's seeing someone. She told me this without any sort of questioning from me. After that I asked her again for the first time in a while, are you still okay being in a monogamous? She said of course she wants to fuck other people but it's good for her to only be with me. So many red flags. . . . I keep giving her outs--why doesn't she take them? I'm okay just being fuck buddies again, and have told her that more than once. Why is she holding on? Normally I would just end the relationship here since trust issues are usually the beginning of the end, but the compatibilty that I have with this girl is very rare, so I'm hesitant to end it so abruptly. I'm looking for any sort of advice, or interpretation of my situation. I'm obviously biased and not thinking too clearly. Any thoughts would be appreciated. Thanks.
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I'm going to regret asking this, but is violence the answer in solving conflicts? This guy I know has been being a dick to me for the past few weeks for no good reason at all. Honestly, I think all he wants is attention from our other friends, which he has been getting. He's even managed to fuck up some of my stuff, which has taken time and money to repair. Honestly, enough is enough, and I know I can beat the shit out of him. So, what do you guys think? Should I make an example?
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tl;dr How to show someone you're not a roided out meathead
Bit of a back story first, a year ago I was extremely over-weight and I'd come out of my one and only relationship of 5 years. My ex was very manipulative and after she cheated on me and then dumped I lost any confidence I may have had and turned into even more of a pathetic beta wimp. She turned most of my friends against me and since it was the last year of university the friends I did have all graduated.
I stopped feeling sorry for myself and hit the gym and lost the weight. I'm a tall guy and I've got wide shoulders, so when I started building muscle I turned into a brick shit house. I came back to uni for a Master's and decided to make new friends and joined a few clubs.
One of these clubs was the Rock Society and I joined at the beginning of September. A girl in the club hosts D&D nights so I thought I'd join and we started texting. Our first D&D night is tomorrow and up until then she had no idea what I looked like as we hadn't added each other on FB. We started texting a lot and realised we had a lot in common. My FB is set to private but I can still see hers and one of the status's she had up was how she hates guys who go to the gym and juice up and thinks all guys with muscles are meatheads.
Getting to the point, last night was a White T-shirt social so I went out and met a lot of people. I saw her standing on her own and went up to introduce myself, we talked for a bit and she made an excuse and left. I thought nothing of it and had a great night.
I check FB this morning and she had a status up that read "Don't you just hate it when you make a great connection with someone and the turn out to be a completely different person?" followed by comments from the circle of guys that hover around her asking her what's wrong and such.
My question is, can I prove to her that I'm not some meathead and I'm a nice guy? Should I bother going to the D&D night tomorrow? They'll be 7 of us
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>sort of know girl in my year
>tute her on subject she's struggling with for last couple of weeks
>get along well
>offers me a BJ as payment for tutoring her
The way she offered it was really, really fucking formal though, like she was negotiating a price on a car or some shit like that, which completely put me off. I'm nearly 100% sure she doesn't care about blowing me, but just wants to insure I tute her more in the future.
Anyway, seeing her tomorrow night, she said she'd blow me then. Accept the BJ or just decline? I don't mind tutoring her, I actually tute a few friends for free as well as I end up retaining more information that way, it's half the reason I'm doing so well.
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I'm 18 and not going to college, I'm not in training and I'm not employed. I don't even have my license. I don't have a credit card and have $1000 bucks to my name. I'm a NEET and while I think it's very liberating to be able to freely pursue my hobbies and waste time, I know it isn't good for me and I know the habits will be hard to break.
I have a year to get my life on track, however, September's already flown by and I'm realizing just how fast I need to figure out how I'm going to get my shit together.
I've basically decided my best option is the navy, I know it'll be a huge investment of my time (like 6 years if I'm lucky) but I think it'll be a good experience and I'll come out of it with some actual motivation and drive to do things, alongside some skills and privileges I don't have now. I haven't talked to a recruiter or taken the ASVAB yet, getting my license currently has top priority. The problem with this is that I can hardly find time to drive with my parents despite being 18, I've clocked all my observation hours and 10 of the 12(?) driving hours I need before the instructor told me I wasn't confident enough behind the wheel and that the hours weren't meant to teach me how to drive they were meant to prepare me for the test. Fair's fair I suppose but I really only wanted to get it over with for the better insurance.
I'm also thinking about what I'm going to do when I get back from the navy. My dad says that becoming an engineer would be a pretty great profession and I would never have to worry about being out of work. The problem with this is that I don't think I'm quite smart enough (the highest math I've taken is Algebra 2 in high school, which I half-assed alongside every other class). Both my SAT and GPA are fairly average (1550 and around a 2.5 respectively) and it's to my understanding that if I'm to get anywhere as an engineer I'm going to need some serious calculus skills, where as I don't even know the basics of calculus and trigonometry.
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>Moved to a new city to go to school
>year goes by
>Roommates from school move out
>best friend who I lived with for year and 1/2 before moves in, moves his gf in too
>Get kicked out of school
>Go from shitty fast food job to warehouse work
>Apartment goes to complete shit, buddys girl lays in her own trash every day while watching soap operas in pi's
>She just got a job
>Her cat pisses and shits all over the place
>litter box in bathroom so she has the chore of cleaning the bathroom
>Never does it and I have too much pride to clean after an animal that could get us fined that I dont even want for
>Best friend used to go out and party when I used to live with him and travel the country
>Now his girl won't let him do anything, so his only hobby includes getting black out drunk at home and cooking massive amounts of food that end up rotting in the kitchen
>Garbage hasn't been taken out in a week
>Today I discover a bag of rotting cat litter feces behind the garbage
>Entire house smells like stinky pussy and cat shit
>My room is very clean and doesn't stink like anything except pot and incense, only clean place in the house
The other night I had some friends over and was completely embarrassed. What do I do about this? My friend used to be a neat freak, he's completely changed.
I'm not cleaning up poop and rotting bullshit but i can't even have people over my place is so disgusting.
NEET and Shut-in Advice Thread [Version 58]
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So I'll put it this way, I've met a girl who's now my GF and to whom I've lost my virginity to and does the nastiest things in bed, let alone for a first time.
She has a really cute voice and super sweet to me and everyone including my family. I'll admit she's a total weeb, cosplays, plays vidya even wears cat ears in public but is totally social and active. Basically she's a gem and the "perfect" girl that people here lament about and we're pretty much in love and I really cannot express how much I don't want to ruin this.
Now as I said I lost my virginity to her a few weeks ago and it was fucking awkward as hell, lost my boner and everything. Thankfully she is so sweet, she didn't care since I (I don't believe it tbh) managed to get her to cum with just my hands. The last couple we did it of times after that were infinitely better, but honestly the sex has been kinda vanilla and I know she's into some really crazy stuff and I still feel somewhat of a virgin.
What does /adv/ offer to move on to something that isn't missionary and just not be so fucking anxious about it?
Picture isn't her but looks almost exactly like her but shorter.