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Today, I fingered my girlfriend for the first time.
Today, I also fingered a girl for the first time.
It was impromptu and I just sort of went for it because she clearly wanted it. We'd been making out and teasing one another for awhile and I tried my hand at it (puns and shit!)
I wasn't sure what the fuck I was doing. I felt around and knew to first run a finger up her labia and see how wet she was. She was wet.
So I tried to find the clitoris. I DID find the little fucker but I have no idea what feels good so I just sorta gently rubbed it / around it. The angle was shitty but she was letting out gentle moans and my hand was tired as hell. We changed position so it was a little easier and then she really got going. I fingerbanged her a bit too and she was very wet. I got into a rhythm but holy fuck was my hand tired. I told her to just tell me if she wanted me to do anything in particular.
We were sorta stuck for time, though, and in the end she came very close to orgasm 3 times but I made her miss the boat somehow. It was difficult as fuck cause the female anatomy is just WAY over my head but whatever. I just feel kinda shitty now but she said not to worry about it because the only time she's ever came with a guy was when she finished herself off, and that was once.
It was pretty great to see her actually enjoying it though, I'm just bummed that I failed.
Any future tips?
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I live with my wife and my sister in law.
I was jacking off last night -- my wife was away for a funeral -- when my sister in law walks in on me. Now she's seen me naked before, she casually strolls in on me when I'm in the shower but this time it was different, she caught me in the middle of the act with my dick up and my legs spread ass hole exposed.
She froze her gaze upon me, I asked her if she needed anything. To my surprise she suavely said "no just carry on" I was so horny I decided to keep going, she then sat down on a chair right next to my bed where she watched me fap til I came on myself.
My wife is coming back tomorrow and I don't exactly know how I should be feeling about this? Did I cheat on my wife? She knows that her sister has see me naked but doesnt mind. But never has she seen me jerking it.
I haven't even talked to my sister in law about the incident at all, life just went on as normal. Should I feel guilty?
l have the weirdest handshake right now
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NOT A RELATIONSHIP THREAD
A "WEIRD SHIT AT WORK IS EVERYONE GAY?" THREAD
FORTUNE 100 HIGH-END HOMOSEX SHENANIGANS INSIDE!
To begin, l am a man. 26 and straight, relationship with girlfriend for 1 year 4 months, all going well.
Started a new job recently with a Fortune 100 marketing firm. Not new to the business side of things, but definitely new to such high-end exclusive clients.
Weird though, if you
>See OP pic
Most people at the firm shake hands like this. Index finger out, rubbing right against my wrist. At first l'm like:
>He wants to fuck
But everyone is really cool and casual, showing pictures of their families in their offices, etc.
>Married to wife 15 years
>Does not want to fuck
Ok, he's got a family cool, but then:
>Shake hands with a few more men there
>Their index finger pointed out like above
>Rubs their index finger on my wrist
What the actual fuck?
It's all one quick, fluid motion. No one would even see it really, it's completely natural to them it seems. What exactly does this mean? l know for a fact they are all straight. They are all very open about their wives and families, none of which have been married for less than 10 years, no divorces. Am l thinking to far into this? They rub my wrist every time with their index finger and l can never figure out why.
What the fuck does it mean when someone gives you a handshake, index finger extended onto your wrist, then rubs their index finger on your wrist before letting go of your hand? All one quick motion, not at all longer than a regular handshake, but what the fuck?
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My girlfriend and I went on Omegle after sex, and we were both horny. There were men masturbating, and they asked to see her nude, and I let her show her body off to them. She aided about 6 men to orgasm, not including me. This got me very very aroused, and she stated she would like to do this often.
The thought of this sounds wrong. People can record her if they have the right programs. I'm nervous about blackmail. But I also would love doing this despite it. I need advice.
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I have a very obsessive mommy and daddy complex... or fetish?
I am not talking about my own mom and dad either, I mean if I have a boyfriend, he needs to take the partial role of a father figure to me. Which isn't all too weird I guess, because it's more like I enjoy the idea of a dominant male figure in my life. But I also have this recurring and obsessive idea of really wanting both a 'mommy' and 'daddy' figure in my life, It started around the time when i was younger (16 through 18), I ended up getting invited to BlizzCon by one of my online friends that I played WoW with, she lived with her husband, she was 27, he was 32. But anyways, I went and stayed with them because they lived in Anaheim, so it was convenient. During the time I played with her, she would always hint at having threesomes with her husband and I, which I jokingly played it off and agreed to it, I didn't think much of it, I've never been with a woman before in any way but the thought of it didn't bother me. At the same time I didn't take her too seriously because she didn't bring it up every day. When I occasionally played with both of them, he'd never say anything about it, but apparently they had spoken about it because she'd state that they did in passing.
LIMP DICK BEFORE SEX???
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Females, I have a question for you....
What goes through your head when a guy can't get it up for you?
Do you blame him? Blame yourself? What? Would you feel better if the guy said he was on cocaine?
I've had a few girls get mad at me and pissed even. Not sure why. I TOLD them it was from the cocaine/speed and they didn't believe it. Not sure if they thought I was pathetic since I couldn't get my cock hard, or if they thought they were ugly since they couldn't make it work. Though, these girls were unwilling to suck my cock for 5-10 minutes (It will get hard if they do this, but only prostitutes have done it this long) to get me up. When I'm on coke, it takes a little bit. Women don't seem to understand this fact.
It's like they've never had a guy get too drunk or some shit. The escorts I've seen laughed when I said I was on coke and went "So now we know why I can't keep you up". Then they just tried to relax me, calm me down, and turn me on. They'd suck me or massage me and sometimes it'd work when they put effort into it.
Why won't normal girls put effort into turning a guy on?
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>Ex and I broke up ~4.5 months ago (dated for 9 months prior, but were pretty serious)
>Incident came up ~3.5 months ago, after which I stopped talking to her completely
>Not a single response to her attempts to contact me since
>See her around campus every so often, feel heart sink into stomach when I do
>Lately somewhat regretting cutting off all ties so harshly and for so long
I'm at a crossroads, /adv/.
On one hand, part of me wants to get back into contact with her and talk about everything that has happened so I can get her side of things and attempt to get closure. I think about how great things were before it went downhill (decline caused by spending every waking moment together) and I wonder if we can sort of 'start over' given how long we've had completely separate lives.
On the other hand, I'm terrified at the thought of initiating contact again and appearing to be the one that 'caved' in a sense. I'm getting lunch with one of her friends later today and I plan on bringing it up to get her opinion, but I'm curious as to what you guys have to say.
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Hello. I took a dose of LSD last Wednesday and I haven't quite been the same since.
Allow me to explain, after taking the LSD, I seem to have unlocked memories of my childhood. Some memories are 'good', others 'bad'. I feel remorseful for all the 'bad' things I did.
In addition to this, I also had thought about my previous failed relationships and in particular, my failed marriage, divorce and ex wife.
I somehow came to the conclusion that from now on, I should be a more moral person.
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I've sorta been seeing this girl for maybe 3-4 weeks now. She started the relationship by straight out coming up to me and telling me I'm cute, she's really cute too, and I gave it a shot. The last couple weeks, she started getting more intimate with me (ie. kissing my neck, holding hands, putting her leg around mine, etc.), and I was pretty certain that she and I were in a de facto relationship. The troubling thing is, I asked her out for coffee last week, and she lays it on me that she has a boyfriend, and "it's getting serious". Needless to say, I was (and still am) crushed. I had developed pretty strong feelings for her, and thought this was the end. Tonight, she asked me if I was mad, and I told her I wasn't, just confused, and I more or less tried to not think about it. Through the night, she kept kissing me on the neck and shit, and then she pulled me in and we made out. I do really like her, but I don't really know where to go from here. I want to be in a relationship with her, but now I don't think I could trust her, because of what she's doing to her boyfriend. What should I do?