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Today, I fingered my girlfriend for the first time.
Today, I also fingered a girl for the first time.
It was impromptu and I just sort of went for it because she clearly wanted it. We'd been making out and teasing one another for awhile and I tried my hand at it (puns and shit!)
I wasn't sure what the fuck I was doing. I felt around and knew to first run a finger up her labia and see how wet she was. She was wet.
So I tried to find the clitoris. I DID find the little fucker but I have no idea what feels good so I just sorta gently rubbed it / around it. The angle was shitty but she was letting out gentle moans and my hand was tired as hell. We changed position so it was a little easier and then she really got going. I fingerbanged her a bit too and she was very wet. I got into a rhythm but holy fuck was my hand tired. I told her to just tell me if she wanted me to do anything in particular.
We were sorta stuck for time, though, and in the end she came very close to orgasm 3 times but I made her miss the boat somehow. It was difficult as fuck cause the female anatomy is just WAY over my head but whatever. I just feel kinda shitty now but she said not to worry about it because the only time she's ever came with a guy was when she finished herself off, and that was once.
It was pretty great to see her actually enjoying it though, I'm just bummed that I failed.
Any future tips?
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I live with my wife and my sister in law.
I was jacking off last night -- my wife was away for a funeral -- when my sister in law walks in on me. Now she's seen me naked before, she casually strolls in on me when I'm in the shower but this time it was different, she caught me in the middle of the act with my dick up and my legs spread ass hole exposed.
She froze her gaze upon me, I asked her if she needed anything. To my surprise she suavely said "no just carry on" I was so horny I decided to keep going, she then sat down on a chair right next to my bed where she watched me fap til I came on myself.
My wife is coming back tomorrow and I don't exactly know how I should be feeling about this? Did I cheat on my wife? She knows that her sister has see me naked but doesnt mind. But never has she seen me jerking it.
I haven't even talked to my sister in law about the incident at all, life just went on as normal. Should I feel guilty?
l have the weirdest handshake right now
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NOT A RELATIONSHIP THREAD
A "WEIRD SHIT AT WORK IS EVERYONE GAY?" THREAD
FORTUNE 100 HIGH-END HOMOSEX SHENANIGANS INSIDE!
To begin, l am a man. 26 and straight, relationship with girlfriend for 1 year 4 months, all going well.
Started a new job recently with a Fortune 100 marketing firm. Not new to the business side of things, but definitely new to such high-end exclusive clients.
Weird though, if you
>See OP pic
Most people at the firm shake hands like this. Index finger out, rubbing right against my wrist. At first l'm like:
>He wants to fuck
But everyone is really cool and casual, showing pictures of their families in their offices, etc.
>Married to wife 15 years
>Does not want to fuck
Ok, he's got a family cool, but then:
>Shake hands with a few more men there
>Their index finger pointed out like above
>Rubs their index finger on my wrist
What the actual fuck?
It's all one quick, fluid motion. No one would even see it really, it's completely natural to them it seems. What exactly does this mean? l know for a fact they are all straight. They are all very open about their wives and families, none of which have been married for less than 10 years, no divorces. Am l thinking to far into this? They rub my wrist every time with their index finger and l can never figure out why.
What the fuck does it mean when someone gives you a handshake, index finger extended onto your wrist, then rubs their index finger on your wrist before letting go of your hand? All one quick motion, not at all longer than a regular handshake, but what the fuck?
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My girlfriend and I went on Omegle after sex, and we were both horny. There were men masturbating, and they asked to see her nude, and I let her show her body off to them. She aided about 6 men to orgasm, not including me. This got me very very aroused, and she stated she would like to do this often.
The thought of this sounds wrong. People can record her if they have the right programs. I'm nervous about blackmail. But I also would love doing this despite it. I need advice.
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Heya /adv/ I told my girlfriend (who lives 5 hrs form me that i've never met before, only known her a month, never met her yet) That I was drinking. I then messaged her friend on skype and she said she was home, when in text she said she was doing stuff with family and friends. She hasn't replied to any of my texts or calls in the last 3 hours. We had a conversation last night about how I would be dispainted when I met her IRL. She's been very dogy since that night, and I am wondering if anyone here has any experience in this field. You never know, Right?
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>19, moved 400 miles to a new city
>basically know nobody else apart from some uni bros
>never had a gf (didnt care much about having one), had sex multiple times though, probably because I keep my body in shape
>Standing at a bus stop yesterday after playing some xbox with some friends and smoking a good joint
>see a couple, girl is like 18 and the guy is around 20
>she's playing with his hands and his coat and they're hugging and kissing and laughing
>get the strangest of feels, emptiness, like someone opened a great door inside me to a room that's just been empty forever
>have horrible thoughts all the way home
Help me deal with these feels /adv/isors..
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I think young people are both annoying and intimidating, I don't like interacting with them. They're usually so loud (don't care about disrupting those around them), confident and carefree, they're so wrapped up in their hedonistic lives they don't realise how intimidating they are to the elderly and those who have social anxiety. They also seem so ungrateful for what they've got. They make stupid decisions without a care for their future (doing a fin art course for example), they say things and behave in a way that they'll think back on in 10 years and feel embarrassed. Part of me is jealous I guess about how enjoyable their lives are, how attractive they are etc. But I also hate talking to some of them, and they look down on me in general. I'm 20 myself but I don't feel it.
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I hate myself.
I'm 30 years old and I have no prospects - I work a dead end job, and I have no education or training. I haven't been with a woman in years so the odds of me ever getting married and fathering children is rapidly diminishing. I have no friends, so the chances of me being able to meet new people is zilch.
I have no goals. If I get interested in something, I'm obsessed for a week and then I lose all interest and never think about it again. Even if I could stay interested, I'm not very smart and I have no confidence in my ability to accomplish even the simples of goals. Going to school isn't an option because I don't know what to study, don't think I could even pass classes in any worthwhile major, and I can't afford to work less because how would I pay my bills?
I'm overweight and unattractive. I wasn't always fat, I used to be extremely skinny (I'm 6'2 and I used to weigh 160 lbs), but working a desk job and eating fast food and such for years has caused me to hit 250 lbs. My doctor tells me to go on a diet and exercise but I don't have the willpower to do it. Not even staying alive is motivation enough for me. Deep down I just want to roll over and die in my sleep. I have nothing to look forward to, and it's been that way for as long as I can remember. I've never attempted suicide because I'm a coward and I'm afraid of fucking it up and making my life even worse.
I don't even know why I posted this. I don't really have a question. I guess I just needed to get it off my chest. Sorry for dumping this here.