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i have a cyber sex fetish (yeah im a creep whatever) and sometimes jack off on omegle, because quite often a girl will think im hot and join me, usually works within 10-20 minutes, I was doing it earlier today and one girl said she had no pants on and showed me and then i noticed she'd just said she was underage, i skipped straight away, im still fucking worried this could have been a sting or some shit, im scared like fuck, jesus christ, could an internet sting do that? like show me something? it must have been legit..
Drugs + Sex + Escort
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I want to spend an entire weekend with a very, very pretty girl. Like pic related or something. I want to have A LOT of cocaine, speed, MDMA, and liquor. Hotel room. Just me and her and drugs. We both use freely and snort/eat/smoke what ever. Then fuck when ever either gets the urge.. She's my blonde fuck doll for the weekend.
What would an escort charge for this? I have the ability to get the drugs. I can get Acid and weed too. But stimulants and MDMA are better for sexual things. But besides my drug dealer I don't talk to many other people. So no meeting girls through friends is out and I doubt some girl I met at a bar would go for the idea of spending a weekend with a stranger. So escort it is.
How do I find an escort down to do drugs? What about sex with out a condom + blood test? I don't wanna hire one then have her be all like "lol sorry i dont use" and then have a boring time. She needs to do stimulants too, there's just something fun about getting high with someone. And conversations are better when both people are high. Then neither of you are bored. Sometimes when high you can tell your rambling is bothering people and it kinda kills it.
Like say if I brought
>10 grams speed
>10 grams cocaine
>10 grams molly
>1 oz weed
>couple bottles of liqour
Would an escort do this for free/cheap? I can get even more drugs than that but i don't think it's necessary.
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I'm going to hang myself after my final exams. I fucked up, I didn't address my depression, attempted suicide a year ago, took a year off got better, came back to school did everything right, my profs and advisors say I'm doing everything I can, but I'm still going to fail. I found somewhere in the engineering school basement that should provide a long enough drop to snap my neck, but how to I make it hurt less. If I get drunk before, will it make the suffocation less painful. I'm really scared of the suffering that hanging myself with cause, but I've had enough. I spent so much money on tutors, 5 hours a week, I battled my anxiety, this was the first semester I could go to every class but I just can't do it any more, I don't have the strength.
Improve those loads!
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/adv/, we finally need a thread to gather all the knowledge available on this board.
I want to cum massive amounts.
Peter North style.
All I know is: Do kegels, keep yourself hydrated, eat the right things.
I've ordered Lecithin capsules yesterday and plan to take 2000mg daily for a week, then go up 1000mg/week if it is needed. Wonder how that will work out. I've heard good things.
That being said, I want to be able to shoot 3 times MINIMUM when busting a nut.
Let's build a FAQ and solve it together:
>How often do you need to do Kegels? (daily?)
>How does a typical kegel "workout" look?
>What should I add to my diet to increase the volume, what should be left out?
>Which supplements (such as lecithin) should I take and how much?
>How many hours/days do I have to wait to fill up to the max?
>Is daily sex/fapping out of the question to produce a good load?
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Hey /adv/, so I tried this new beer, called cobra and
i decided to smoke a bowl. So afterwards i was playing
LoL and all of a sudden my head filled with fluid(Ear/nose).
And my bottom lip has become swollen, i wasnt biten by
anything on my lip. Then also while i was playing i got
a massive nose bleed, i filled my whole trash can with
blood tissues then i continued to bleed over the sink for
a good 5 mins. I noticed my nose was like filled with lil
blood clots, clogged in the back of my nose. Some sidenotes,
I do have a sharp pay in my foot that doesnt have a cut but
hurts from the inside, if its related at all. Does anyone have a clue
to what happened?
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Need some legal advice
Two years ago i got arrested for cyberstalking, computer theft, and...computer forgery (i think)
A month ago, cops came to my apartment and took some stuff because i was an idiot and did it again
I actually did it twice again, but the other one hasnt caught up but will within the week most likely
They just put out a warrant for my arrest for 3 charges, computer stalking and two other computer things (can't remember, might be the same as the first)
I have a lawyer, same one i ave had since the incident 2 years ago
I have not been convicted of anything, and have no criminal record
What do you guys think the chances are of me serving time in jail/prison?
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Parents, a question for you:
Your child comes home one day, upset/down/depressed/etc. When you get down to it, apparently your child is being bullied. One person, a group, whatever: someone's bullying your child. There are several avenues:
> Confront the parents.
> Call the school.
> Tell him/her to ignore the bully(ies).
> "Don't put up with jack. Next time, especially if they hit/push you, go for the knockout punch."
> Tell your child to try ant talk with them, to be nice and try to be friendly/polite.
The question is: what would -YOU- do?
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So there is this girl I somewhat flirt with at work, but beyond that I don't really have much contact with her outside of there. We were chatting on Monday:
>Her: I'm going on vacation next month.
>Me: Cool. Where to?
>Her: My family has this cabin up near Tahoe. I love to ski and snowboard and it's just a really nice cozy place.
>Me: That sounds fun. Tell me all about it when you get back.
>Her: You should come too! You never take vacation, and I know you can get the time off and you would have fun.
>Me: Ehh but isn't this a family thing?
>Her: So? It's not like I can't invite someone. We would have to share a bedroom though but I know that won't be a problem.
>Me: Well you know I do still have that project I'm working on, so I still have to see if I can get the time off. Let me think about it.
>The next day
>Her: I talked to (My Supervisor's name) and he said it would be no problem. Here, I filled out your vacation request, all you have to do is sign it and I'll turn it in to him. This is going to be so great!
>Feel pressured and on the spot so I sign it
Yeah, does this really seem weird to anyone else? I have absolutely no fucking clue what to make of this. I just feel really awkward about this. I mean we've barely seen each other outside of work up until now, and all of a sudden I'm supposed to go with her for two weeks to her family's Tahoe cabin? I asked her if I needed to bring a sleeping bag or something, and she was all like "LOL no silly, there's a bed in the bedroom. Why would you want to sleep on the floor?". Like I was being ridiculous about it. It just seems really off to me though, her basically inviting me out of the blue like this.
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What are the first steps to improving one's life after being in a mental hospital on and off for years?
I'm a high school graduate, I'm 20, I spend most of my day on a computer with no special skills.
I want to be better, I want to do something and I need to start now, I feel lost on where to start.
Please, any advice would be amazing.
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So I need some advice.
There's this girl who has pretty strong feelings for me. Thing is, I really like her. She's smart and fun and all but I simply don't feel it. You know, no butterflies. So that means I am not really in love.
Yesterday I was at her place and it was clear what she wanted, where this was going to, so I said that I really like her but that I am not feeling it. Then she said she had quite strong feelings for me.
I replied by telling her that I defenitely want to give it a good shot and maybe I will develop feelings. But on the other hand, maybe not. So I said that it is her choice now.
She said that maybe it's best that we don't persue anything then.
I fully understand this but I'm kinda sad right now.
I know I did the right thing but I do like her.
Maybe I'm developping feelings right now...
So what do you guys think?