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i have a cyber sex fetish (yeah im a creep whatever) and sometimes jack off on omegle, because quite often a girl will think im hot and join me, usually works within 10-20 minutes, I was doing it earlier today and one girl said she had no pants on and showed me and then i noticed she'd just said she was underage, i skipped straight away, im still fucking worried this could have been a sting or some shit, im scared like fuck, jesus christ, could an internet sting do that? like show me something? it must have been legit..
Drugs + Sex + Escort
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I want to spend an entire weekend with a very, very pretty girl. Like pic related or something. I want to have A LOT of cocaine, speed, MDMA, and liquor. Hotel room. Just me and her and drugs. We both use freely and snort/eat/smoke what ever. Then fuck when ever either gets the urge.. She's my blonde fuck doll for the weekend.
What would an escort charge for this? I have the ability to get the drugs. I can get Acid and weed too. But stimulants and MDMA are better for sexual things. But besides my drug dealer I don't talk to many other people. So no meeting girls through friends is out and I doubt some girl I met at a bar would go for the idea of spending a weekend with a stranger. So escort it is.
How do I find an escort down to do drugs? What about sex with out a condom + blood test? I don't wanna hire one then have her be all like "lol sorry i dont use" and then have a boring time. She needs to do stimulants too, there's just something fun about getting high with someone. And conversations are better when both people are high. Then neither of you are bored. Sometimes when high you can tell your rambling is bothering people and it kinda kills it.
Like say if I brought
>10 grams speed
>10 grams cocaine
>10 grams molly
>1 oz weed
>couple bottles of liqour
Would an escort do this for free/cheap? I can get even more drugs than that but i don't think it's necessary.
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I'm going to hang myself after my final exams. I fucked up, I didn't address my depression, attempted suicide a year ago, took a year off got better, came back to school did everything right, my profs and advisors say I'm doing everything I can, but I'm still going to fail. I found somewhere in the engineering school basement that should provide a long enough drop to snap my neck, but how to I make it hurt less. If I get drunk before, will it make the suffocation less painful. I'm really scared of the suffering that hanging myself with cause, but I've had enough. I spent so much money on tutors, 5 hours a week, I battled my anxiety, this was the first semester I could go to every class but I just can't do it any more, I don't have the strength.
Improve those loads!
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/adv/, we finally need a thread to gather all the knowledge available on this board.
I want to cum massive amounts.
Peter North style.
All I know is: Do kegels, keep yourself hydrated, eat the right things.
I've ordered Lecithin capsules yesterday and plan to take 2000mg daily for a week, then go up 1000mg/week if it is needed. Wonder how that will work out. I've heard good things.
That being said, I want to be able to shoot 3 times MINIMUM when busting a nut.
Let's build a FAQ and solve it together:
>How often do you need to do Kegels? (daily?)
>How does a typical kegel "workout" look?
>What should I add to my diet to increase the volume, what should be left out?
>Which supplements (such as lecithin) should I take and how much?
>How many hours/days do I have to wait to fill up to the max?
>Is daily sex/fapping out of the question to produce a good load?
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I have a moral dilemma, /adv/.
Years ago by accident I've met this gurl, and we've only been friends. Over time I realized she's the typical weeaboo, 'crazy' teen with your typical issues, she fell for me and I backed away.
Ended a decent friendship and cut all ties. A year ago or more she contacted me again, going trough some tough times, she grew up a lot but is still quite your typical speshul snowflake that does horrible fanart. Somehow I managed to cut contact again.
Now things actually have taken a turn for the worst for her and she seems very depressed over her fucked life.
I feel like I should make sure she doesn't off her self, but on the other hand, she's a deluded weeaboo in her 20's.
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I think I have a bit of an issue here, /adv/
I'm your standard virgin basementdweller and I've never been in love with a girl, and don't really feel the need to (I can't bring myself to not-disliking the average female).
I have, however, noticed that I have a tendency to get a crush on fictional women, and I'm not even a waifu-fag (I actually tend to think people with waifu's are somewhat pathetic), but usually it's something beyond just thinking they're attractive. I tend to get attached to their personalities and attitudes in a way I've never experienced with real life women. What the hell is wrong with me? How unusual is this?
Pic related, as you might have guessed.
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So /adv/ what do I make of this?:
>be 21 yo male virgin
>meet girl, get along with her
>she gets a bf a few days after we initially met
>minor feeltrain, I'm ok, just the rejection in plain sight
>go for friendship with her, because still like her as a person
skip a month or two here
>she e-introduces me to a friend of her's
read: I haven't met said friend in person yet, only talked to her via IM
>IM'd with friend for about two months now
>convo's are great, variety of topics, have similar tastes, etc...
She recently invited me to come visit her at school (she's going to a private school, also lives there) during the holidays (school ones, not christmas).
She said there's no strings attached to the visit, I may leave if I don't like it over there.
Also, she has complimented me on various aspects of my being.
I'm asking this, because I'm socially inept as fuck. Not in the ways of the spaghetti, but rather as in I can't into emotions that good.
Pic related, somewhat mfw she invited me.
Girl is playing hard to get after being really flirty, what do I DO
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>she thinks I'm older than I am
>she likes older guys
>see her again
>she tells me I'm a big guy and could probably kick anyones ass
>she starts dating some guy that she doesnt like
>congratulate them on their relationship
>she gives me a stink eye for a second
>one day I was at my friends house and she was expecting me to be there, but I left before she came when I was supposed to be there
>and she asked for me
>they break up
>start talking to her online
>she compliments me a lot
>says stuff about how she wants to run around the city with me before it starts snowing and do random stuff
>justifys her over excitement by saying "im a very excited person okay????"
>she tells me I'd probably win cause I'm taller
>she invites me to come to her place, when I asked her out
>she licks my hand
>gives me a wet willy
>fakes a boner and rubs it against me
>she tells me I look like a rich gentleman and a cool dancer
>talking to her the next day
>she writes something about some guy she really likes and immediately responds to me after she wrote it
>she says "i like this guy like I've never liked a guy before, but I want the feeling to go away, because falling in love with someone is stupid and weak"
>the guy remains anonymous but sort of fits my description
>make fun of her for what she did, ask her to a party next week
>she gets really happy about me asking her
>the party flopped, but I meet up with her anyway
>I go to her around midnight
>she takes about 30 minutes to come out when I was standing there
How do I get over this feeling of having nothing better to do?
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Somewhere along the line playing counterstrike: source, it dawned on me that I am really not enjoying myself. Maybe it was the particularly -blam!-ish behavior of the douche bags playing the game. I'm usually used to that, hell, i'm usually the biggest jackass on the mic. Nevertheless, for some reason, I can't get over this feeling that there's nothing better to do. I'm tired of my daily routine of living. Run, eat, play counterstrike: source/ listen to music, play Halo/ listen to music/ talk to random people I don't even know online. I just summed up my day. I don't have school or a job either.