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Remember that feeling back when we were kids, it started to get really serious and significant in about 3rd grade? The feeling that everyone had crushes on girls and boys and nobody could admit it to save their own lives, it was against the rule
Then you realized, eventually we'll grow out of not admitting it, but for now I'll just keep on doing it for fun because, hey! we may as well play innocent fun crush games together, we have as much time as we need we're little kids
Well we don't have time anymore and it's time to get real and cross that hump located at the number "16" then "21" then "25"
Well the 25 hump is coming up, start acting like it and holding in your feelings. Be real and genuine with women in all ways, including sexual and the desire to be smooth
Express this and you will succeed
Can't get an HJ at an asian HJ store
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>find a reputable asian massage parlor on rubmaps
>reviews all say they got handjobs, especially from a lady named "Bonnie"
>most recent review is just 2 weeks ago
>go to said place, get Bonnie
>leave $50 on the side table. People saying they tip her on average about $40
>shes massaging me
>im rubbing her ass and pussy, at first she pulls away but then after a while she starts to lean her ass into my hands
>time for the flip
>hard as diamonds
>I go "it's too hot" and remove my towel
>she's flirting hardcore, shit like "ohhhh, your face so handsome!"
>she smiles and acknowleges my boner
>she starts massaging my thighs
>i grab her hand and direct it towards my cock
>she resists while laughing "no we don't do that here!"
>she moves my own hand to my cock and watches me jerk off
>she continues massaging
>I grab her hand again and direct her towards my cock
>she resists and then leaves the room
>wtf, maybe this is one of her tactics? get me to jerk off myself in anticipation so that she can come back and stroke me twice before i cum and pay her $50 for it?
>continue jerking off
>now getting limp
>wtf is going on?
>mama-san walks in, laughs and tells me the massage is over and then spanks my ass playfully as I'm leaving
>I take back my $50 from the table and walk out in shame
I don't get it. I'm not some kind of unhygenic neckbeard or anything, and I just got rejected by a prostitute to give me a handjob for $50
not to mention, this is my 4th time coming to this place, and never got anything
feels bad. what did I do wrong?
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Off to NYC I go
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>Around 12k $ in cash
>Some uncle lives in north carolina so I have visa
>4th year of high school, have yet to finish
This is my current situation. Due to family issues I'm thinking of just quitting because I wanna start my life in the US.
I'd love to work as a videographer, I will do all that's necessary to make it happen, and eventually I want to become a DoP.
I have the equipment, some cash, and approval (mostly) from the family. How do I go about this? The only thing I feel like is gonna hurt me is the fact that I effectively didn't finish high school. I have been studying electronics for three years and I technically need two more until I have a diploma. Luckily though you don't /really/ need a diploma for the kind of work I want to do.
I'm mostly curious about where to live, and how to make sure my cash lasts as long as possible in nyc, which I know it's fuckexpensive. Any /adv/ices?
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So there is this guy in our building, obvious crackhead, he is really paranoid. Sometimes I will see him walking back and forth in the courtyard at like 3am in the morning, trying to call his contacts and shit for drugs. On top of this, he is a wreckless driver. You literally have to see it to believe it, he will try to park and in the process he fucking hammers his car into others, to make it easier for him to park. Well his car is a piece of shit, it looks like it has been through war. Fast forward to yesterday, as im coming out of my house my neighbor tells me the crackhead fucked my car up, and that he did the same shit to her car too. So I go look at my bumper and there is a dent, I got an estimate and its gonna cost about 700 bucks to have painted, replaced.
So since I have no proof other than that girl who does not want to get involved, I write a letter and post it on his car, in the letter I say that i'm keeping an eye on him and that next time he damages my car that im gonna call the police. So what did he do? He fucking put a letter back on his car, in the chance I read it, and he basically says in the leter that he is gonna call the cops on me, which is laughable. So I go to my manager and tell her what's happening, and she wants him gone, mostly because of the hard drug reason, we are not talking about weed here, this is meth, and crack and all that shit.
My question is, if I make an anonymous tip to the LAPD, will they get rid of him? He fucking trashes everyones cars, I see kids from the building going in and out of his house, he does not have kids btw, and he is so fucking paranoid on these drugs, he is so paranoid that he blacked out his entire name on the buzzer in front of the apartment. The manager doesn't want him, i sure as fuck dont, and so do the other neighbors. What would you do?
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How do I reassure my parents I will be fine?
I'm 31/F and a virgin. I have a job and I get along well with my colleagues. No friends but I pay my bills and have enough money to live comfortably, I'm trying to save whatever I can for the future. I'm used to being alone since I was 11, I've never had friends, I don't like going out while I like playing videogames, reading manga and watching anime. I have many 2D husbandos but I have never felt anything for a real guy.
My parents are worried I'll end up bad because of my being alone, but I don't share their worries. I gave in to peer pressure once when some girl in school tried to set me up with her friend, but I didn't like him and it was horrible. I never want to repeat the experience again. I can handle being alone, I can't handle being with someone I don't like. I'd rather be alone than with a guy I don't like and I don't like anyone 3D. How do I make my parents understand this?