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Recently I was eating my girlfriend's pussy and she farted in my face. I was annoyed, but like, didn't make a big thing out of it. She freaked out. A few days later She told one of my closest friends about it and I got mad at her for it. We argued for a while, but it all leads up to this question: who is this more embarrassing for, me or her?
I say me, she says her.
What say you /adv/?
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how easy is it for a guy to fake HIV test results?
so story: met a guy via a long distance friend. after 5 days of talking he drove over here. we fucked 7 times--there were a few times we didn't use a condom but it was only for about a minute. apart from the sex he started ignoring me, i got insecure, eventually pissed off enough and told him "i think for the sanity of us both you should leave" because i didn't want to go full on crazy on him. so he agreed instantly and left.
we've been talking on and off since then, definitely a lot of conflict, but he's recently expressed that he wants to come back over. just for sex. i'm cool with that, especially now that i know not to expect any kind of affection from him otherwise i should be able to stay chill.
because he doesn't want to use a condom, obviously i'm wary. after he left i got tested 3 different times over the course of a month, turns out i got a bacterial infection but that's nothing serious. otherwise everything turned out negative. but since HIV takes up to 6 months for incubation, it would be impossible for me to know about that right now. and obviously, if i'm unsure about him being clean of that, inviting him back over is kind of a risk.
so we were talking via text the other night, him telling me he wants to fuck me hard without a condom blablabla... like shit, i want it to, but i don't know... i asked him if he would get tested. no response. i texted back "that's too bad." then he instantly texts back, "i will."
SO, obviously, he knows that if he wants to come back over, i need to see negative results. the fact that he didn't respond (and that he's lied to me about something else in the past) when i asked him if he'd get tested REALLY piqued my suspicion. so.... here's the thing, could he fake them if he wanted to?
the fact that he's so persistent about coming back here, just for sex, even when it'll cost him over $100... i don't know, it's weird, isn't it?
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When I was 13yo (male) I would sexually experiment with my 7yo cousin (female). We'd never go as far as having sex, but we would feel each other private parts and all that. I'm not gonna say I wasn't aware of what I was doing, cause I was. This went on for a few months only, we're still friends to this day and it's not weird at all, she is not messed up in any way, but I still feel a little bit bad when I think about it. Also I'm not attracted to kids at all, I'm definetely not a pedophile. Anyway,I know it's normal for kids to explore their sexuality, but I'm afraid I was too old for that already. Am I a monster? A sick fuck?
How to convince my man to try anal play?
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I'm going to be very straightforward here, so you conservative and faint of heart folks can stop reading right now.
I'm a girl who loves rimming, and I've been always very curious about the prostate massage techniques. Never had a chance to try it out, as almost all of my previous partners were very biased against any form of anal play.
Now I'm in a relationship with a very open-minded and kinky guy, we've been together for over a year and sex is rather awesome.
I brought up the subject a while ago, rather shyly. He said that he ONCE tried sticking his own finger up his butt and "didn't feel much", therefore he doesn't see a point of experimenting with it further. It's not that that it's icky, it just doesn't do anything for him.
I, however, still want to do this very much and see some potential. Why? Well, when I stick a finger up my own I don't feel much either. It's not the right angle, not the right mood, etc.
How do I talk him into this? I've read so much about those mind-blowing male orgasms, it's too tempting to just let it go like that.
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Sup /adv/. I don't know why I'm posting this exactly, maybe because I just want it written down somewhere, but whatever here a goes.
>have major feelings for this chick
>broke up few months ago
>told her i loved her
Now I've been very motivated to to get out of this particular friendzone because I feel that, given the current circumstances, I have capabilities to do so. Next time I see her, most likely at her work tomorrow, I'm going to march right in, find her, and lock lips just like we did before, completely at random. Say I won't.
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