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My exgirlfriend's pussy/cum literally tasted sweet. Like there was literal sugar in it or something. First time I tasted it, I really didn't want to go down on her - but when I did I was convinced she had put candy up there or something. Really!
She was also my first ever girlfriend, obviously. I would eat a dessertmade with that stuff, easily. It would win awards. Goddamn. God, it was actively delicious. Never tasted anything else like it.
Anyway, and I just started dating a new girl. Our first time was yesterday - was totally excited to give her head - I really missed the taste. I told her this, got her very excited, all my dirty talk centered around it, pretty much. Foreplay, when we made out, every word I said was about this. Finally got to the point where my face was down there: I could see how wet she was before I even did anything. My mouth was watering, went in whole face forward, just ready to drink the stuff, smear it all over. Then I tasted her- and she tasted like some kind of metal. Or even sour.... No sweetness at all. Almost bleach-y. I pulled my face out immediately, and actually made a face.
No sex, obviously, relationship in major jeopardy now, but, dude.... I was totally blindsided..... Is a pussy that tastes sweet such a strange thing? How hard will it be to find another girl with one? Iam seriously heart broken and dissillusioned right now. How can I taste tha again?
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so I let my GF fuck another guy last night
she went to a club on a boat and kissed and then fucked some guy she went with (she had been physical with him a couple of weeks before)
3 years 6 months relationship. We've been talking about opening our sexuality outside our relationship for a long while, so finally we're making some steps into it.
I won't say I'm not upset, but I know it's the healthiest thing and I really love her to take away something she wants. I also encouraged her to do it because, it would feel forever like unfinished bussiness.
She says she's ok if I do it too. In fact, she will now feel guilty and encourage me to do the same, wich I know I won't in the near future.
Wat do /adv/? right now I don't feel like spooning her in a long nap and having romance with her, but I want to know every detail of her last night
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If a girl keeps on cancelling plans to hang out one on one, does that mean she isnt interested?
Note that she is the one initiating the plans, saying "oh anon we should do something on X day" and then when the day comes she cancels because she has a "paper due" or a "family event" came up.
I really liked this girl at first, but this stuff is really starting to annoy me a lot and I'm kind of feel like a fool. If I have plans the day she wants to hang, I cancel them so we could hang, but then she bails too and I end up doing nothing at all. I just cant tell whats going on here, but I don't like it.
If she was really interested in me, she would make time wouldnt she??
Girlfriend has Borderline Personality Disorder
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Know anyone who also has it? How do you or How should I deal with it?
For those that don't know..
Borderline personality disorder: extreme "black and white" thinking, instability in relationships, self-image, identity and behavior often leading to self-harm and impulsivity.
But I also think she has Narcissistic personality disorder: a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy. Characterized by self-importance, preoccupations with fantasies, belief that they are special, including a sense of entitlement and a need for excessive admiration, and extreme levels of jealousy and arrogance.
Pic kinda looks like her if she was like 40 something. (she's only 22)
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These past few weeks I've taken and given advice and just been pulling my dumbass out of depression.
I'm pulling my grades up, really doing things better and I'm feeling okay about it.
One of my "friends" though seems to ruin my mood when I see him. He's pretty friendly, does some fun things and all but when most everybody is gone he becomes really, really shallow.
It's so very annoying. Not only that but when I'm around him I always feel like I'm in his way. He's crushing hard on my friend but she won't have anything to do with him and even though he knows this he still acts all flirty and jokes about it when it clearly makes her uncomfortable.
I'm starting to hate his guts, I can't stand him for too long but since he's always around when I hang out I don't know how to deal with this.
If I say something, I'll be accused of jealousy, being a bitch etc.
I don't want to beat him up or anything, I just want to know if there is a better way to deal with him when he's around?
tl;dr: "Friend" stresses me out and is a shallow jerk face. How to do I best go about ignoring him/stopping him?
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It was all fun and games at first.
Anyway, me and the lady were playing around and she ended up on my face with her ass. So i was tickling her to get her off of me. In the moment of doing so, she let lose a fart. She kept laughing thinking it was funny, since we were playing.
But I don't think it's funny at all. She fucking farted on my face. There's many things i can handle, but I don't know about that. I feel insulted and it happened a few days ago and i haven't really talked to her since. She has sent me a few txts asking what's wrong, i don't know how to go about it.
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Hey /adv/, I need some... uhh, advice.
>Been sleeping 12+ hours a day, still feel tired
>Working in a retail job, make minimum wage
>Have a beautiful girlfriend that I love
>Have pretty awesome friends
>Feeling little to no motivation to do anything anymore
>Lurk in my free time
So... what's wrong with me? I don't think I'm depressed, but I'm sleeping so much and I'm always feeling achy and tired. This week's a bad week in particular, I'm feeling pretty down due to some dumb stuff that happened.
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>Be me, virgin, good looking, maybe 7/10 (Not ugly fag)
>Add girl on Facebook, talk to her (Went to my school) talk for hours, End up getting her number
>Text each other throughout all the school holidays (6 weeks)
>Turns into phone calls at night
>She knows that i like her
>Spend New years together and kiss after 12am Fireworks
>Next day, no call, no text
>Goes on for about a week after me trying to contact her, nothing.
>Spill out my heart to her in a Facebook message (This way i know she sees the message)
>No reply (She saw the message)
>couple weeks later, Check her Facebook, reading some shit, having them feels. (Still friends with me)
>Fast forward till now, about 2 months later
>See her at school in corridors and she completely resists to even look at me
>Get the feel that she is hiding all of her Facebook posts from me
>Check, She's Deleted and blocked me.
>All these feels
What should i do /adv/ ? I've found that in other instances immediately forgetting about the girl and start talking to another seems to work, But I'm not sure about this situation.