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I consider myself a straight guy but I am very attracted to traps (thanks, 4chan!). For the past few months I've felt like I absolutely need to fuck a trap. Not just any trap but an attractive and passably feminine one.
I live in Chicago, and from cruising Craigslist for the past few weeks I feel like there aren't any many passable traps that are willing to fuck for free. I'm also afraid to try gay bars, because I don't want to go alone (who goes to a bar alone?) and I don't want to pick up a trap while I am amongst friends... so I've decided to hire an escort.
After some searching, I finally settled on an escort that I like. It would be $300 for a 1 hour incall.
What do you guys think? Should I go through with it? Or is it too risky/there's a better use of my time and money? Any advice from seasoned trap-fuckers or hobbyists?
Pic is obviously not her.
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Hey guys. I think I'm in love with my cousin. I'm 28 and she's 20, that's a big difference when you're young so we always had a great relationship growing up but nothing more. We hadn't seen each other for like 3 years and for some weird coincidence we both end up abroad in the same city, she's studying and I'm working. Of course we started hanging out a lot, and that's when the attraction started to build up.
We spend so much time together, we see each other almost every day and never get sick of each other. We just spent the whole weekend together (I slept over at her place on Friday and then she slept over on Saturday at my place) cooking, watching romantic movies, having wine, talking about everything, going out for walks.
Friday night we went out with some of her friends, danced together, got a bit drunk, had lots of fun. Saturday night kinda turned into movie night, we ended up almost cuddling together in my small bed watching a movie, our bodies always touching, her legs seeking out mine all the time. It was 4am and we were both beat but we didn't want to go to sleep, we just wanted to stay awake together. We finally fell asleep at 6am, the two of us on the same bed, even though I have an extra one in my room. The morning after she walked around the house for a bit in her underwera, I'm sure she was enjoying it.
I will definitely let this grow little by little, and eventually go for it all. She also turns me on like crazy, and I think it's mutual.
So, maybe advice on how to let it grow into something more, and also share your stories please!
Pic related, not her of course, but similar.
Chinese buffet girls
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/adv/, some quick advice:
Hot Chinese girls are easy to find in the States. Most average/large cities will have a China buffet of sorts. Go find the one with Chinese waitresses. It's a pretty standard formula at these places.
They work hard as hell 6 days a week and spend the 7th in their apartment with no furniture. Usually it's a Monday or WednTip well and get friendly, then ask when their day off is, that's your day to take them out. ask when their day off is, that's your day to take them out. Many are/were illegal and come from Fujian province. You'll get some major points for knowing where that is, or some basic Chinese, but it's not required to get in their pants. Remember that most China-born Chinese girls are very conservative and will die before showing/accepting any affection, so you may have to be extra aggressive -- not forceful, don't be a rapist.
Have fun. Pic related, a girl from a nearby buffet.
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Ok. So I have this assignment to do for my class (college), where we have to build a radio ad. I wrote the plot and I'm ready to do all the cool effects stuff but I can't record my own voice.
I asked my teacher if we had to record our own voices and she just kind of told me she'd prefer if we did it, but I can't because I'm so awkward and I'll most likely puke if I ever had to do something like this.
I'm just afraid that in the presentation day she says something about it; if she does say it, what shoud I tell her? I don't think it's a good thing to force people to use themselves as the "image" of something their building, not everyone likes to be exposed, right?
AdviceFox is Advicey
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I'm here to help ya out, regardless of the problem.
[no, I'm not all knowing, but I can be quite wise sometimes.]
so if you give me a chance to take a crack your problem, (girls trying to get that guy to like her; guys trying to escape the wretched friend-zone. Super depressed kid with nothing to live for, etc.) just gimme a chance, I like to help.
also, be patient, because I write lengthy replies to each legitimate question.
some personal information:
>status: Alpha as fuck [at least some of the time]
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>Girl has thing with me through highschool
>She stops liking me quite a long time ago and gets a bf
>I start to like her, but it's too late, whatever move on
>She starts talking to me again, wants to hang out etc.
>We hang out, things get touchy, I call things off with her
>2 Months later she still texts me, complains when I ignore her
>She knows I like her and clams we will never be together
>Bitch asks me to go to some dance club with her, I'm assuming her boyfriend will be there
>My response is "I dunno, maybe." and she says "So that means no."
>Ignore her rest of the day, she keeps texting shit like "Knew you would ignore me." "This is so typical you" "I guess I should be happy you're ignoring me"
What the fuck is this chick's deal? It feels like she won't let me move on and it's getting ridiculous. I try to feel bad for her boyfriend, but I don't think he even knows that she still talks to me. I hate texting her back, because when I do casually, it instantly turns into her freaking out and going off about our past and how I "never loved her" and all that BS.
So what does she want?
How do I get her to stfu?
>inb4 psycho attention whore
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Guess what /adv/?! Another relationship advice thread!
So, I'm 19, male and British, studying Mech Engineering.
Basically where I study is about 100 Miles away from home, and about a £50 trip by car every time I need to go home to see GF/Family/Old Mates.
So basically I want to know you're opinion on something.
My GF for 2 Years, her dad is excellent, we get on like a house on fire, scarily close to being best friends (I SHIT YOU NOT) However, her mother (Who is separated from her father for about 18 years now) is someone who doesn't work, pushes out children like a fucking Russian bomb factory and is basically living off of the government in a disgustingly dirty house.
Now in the future, I may feel like I wish to marry said GF, however her mother being such a scumbag, I would feel embarrassed to show to the rest of my family (Family is very middle class).
I also know that me splitting up with the best GF I have had would shatter me into pieces.
I also know it is wrong to even think about splitting mother/daughter up over things. She also knows how I feel about her mother and 'THAT' side of the family.
But there is another factor in this:
Being at Uni, seeing her is a large effort, and as much as I love her, it is affecting me badly, having to come up ever two weeks or so, back home to see her (she can't drive and Public Transport is a joke).
However, do note I love going home to hers and seeing her and her dad, we always get along there and they have been the happiest times of the last few years or so.
Now I do wonder /adv/ Do you think that the relationship will work out long term? If not, is it worth riding out until the bitter end, or should we break up on good terms while we still can?