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How do I apologize for being such a heinous bitch?
Boyfriend was going to a high-school reunion. He was really quite excited, even though I got the impression he wasn't hugely enthralled by high school. I kept saying I wasn't going to go, that it was an opportunity for him to re-connect with old friends, but he kept talking about it, and especially this one girl, Dianna, whom he used to play a lot of chess with. (And he teaches chess, professionally, to him the game is a BIG deal)
And this went on to the point where I was half-sure he was going to hook up with this Dianna chick, and I didn't explicitly say I thought that, but I'm pretty sure he picked up on the vibe anyway, and I wound up at the last minute deciding to attend, more to keep an eye on him than anything else.
We get there, and I meet Diana. She's in a wheelchair, her middle body's all twisted, her arms are sticks, and boyfriend whispered to me later that she's been like that, physically, for as long as he's known her. I don't know what condition she has, but it's probably some sort of muscle degeneration?
The point is, I'm not even sure she'd be able to have sex from a purely physical point of view, and it took two seconds of observation to realize bf sees her almost as a little sister he's there to protect and not a love interest.
I feel terrible, for my lack of trust, but he keeps going on, I'm sure in his mind he's being gracious, by simply pretending not to acknowledge how much of a bitch I've been in the past few weeks, and that makes it hard to apologize to him, which he really does deserve. I sort of know what I want to say to him when we both get home, but I'm not so sure how to open the conversation up.
ping pong ball in colon
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as an heterosexual male I did some stupid things. well, in brief, I have a ping pong ball in my colon since January! :(
somehow I kept on having bowel moments daily as usual. just with the fact that I poop less each time (I guess it's just the amount that can make it beyond the ball) and constantly feel a little constipated.
I feel the ball moving inside time to time. referring to the schema I posted here, I can say it's usually hanging around between part 3 and 4. a few times it went to part 1, but never came to the end, which is part 5. I guess it just can't pass from 4 to 5 because of the sphinchter muscle between them. once because of some light ache, I felt as it was passing to 5 but then it got back. I'm pretty sure I can let it out, only if it can pass from 4 to 5.
I tried; relaxing in different positions, sitting in hot water for a while, having diarrhea, having constipation, minding my diet accordingly, etc. but nothing worked.
luckily I don't feel like there's an emergency; no pain, no permanent constipation, but just some feeling of discomfort time to time, and knowing that it's still there..
as you can see this is not a joke. and I still don't want to think of going to the hospital because of some personal reasons. I'd really appreciate some serious suggestions for getting it out or at least making it pass from 4 to 5, or maybe some way to relax my intestine muscles to let it out.
thanks in advance to the ones who will care..
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So a few of the comments I made with a girl in my social circle / work colleges has put me in the creep zone looks like. Admittedly I do fuck up now and then, not much to do about it now. I'm definitely sure it's things I've said though and not something else.
The problem I have is that we still hang out with mostly the same people, but now she's always 'on guard' or something when I'm around, like I'm going to rape her or something, which is honestly not going to happen. Seriously, just walking by makes her run, it's annoying as fuck, and fairly noticeable. Anything I can do?
so many problems
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Ok, im kind of desperate, enought to make a fckin thread here, so please help
This is the story: im 19 years old, virgin, will be 20 next wednesday. Im seeing this girl, i don't find her attractive (she is a 5/10), we already talked that we're not gonna be a relationship or anything like that, that we're free to be with other people and so. Still, she is getting quite attached, but i don't want to break it off until i lose my virginity (she knows im a virgin, and she is very helpful). However, i can't fuck her...
Today, like the last 3 times, i picked her up and we drove to a motel, payed for 3 hours (minimum stay) and... i can't for the love of me get my dick hard. I only can during handjobs or blowjobs, but as soon as she stops doing either, i get a semi. Also i can't cum while neither (today she was doing a 1 hour handjob...)
I don't even know what the fuck to do anymore, i try not to get nervous, actually today i was calm as fuck and funny and shit and still i coudn't do it.. What is the cause of this and how do i deal with it?
Is it because i don't find her attractive? (I picture myself as an 8/10 at least, wether thats true or not is not the case here, but i do consider quite under my league, enought to not want to be seen in public with her)(she isn't fat tho)
Is it because i don't like the fact that she is treating me like in a relationship, and i feel bad cause i know i want to break up with her in the near future?
how do i solve this? only time i got hard with her normally, as in 30+ mins boner, was when i had no condom on or in public spaces (like a bar, where i know we arn't gonna fuck)
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My GF went on a 'vacation' with her friends to Vegas last weekend even though I told her I really didn't want her to go. Well she came back one day later after her friends, and I got an email from one of them telling me my GF spent the whole time with a hispanic guy having sex. I confronted my GF about it and she just told me everything. She said they had sex like five times and that she gave him blowjobs, rode him and did anal. She NEVER would do anal with me, never. She told me that I never go down on her and he offered, and she wanted to feel what it was like and then it spiralled out of control. She said since he was willing to go down on her, she was willing to give him anal sex. Well I threw her out and she said fine she's just going to Vegas back to him. WTF?????? If her friend hadn't told me she would've acted like nothing happened. I can't believe I went from a hot blonde GF to nothing.
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How do I cope with these fucking feels /adv/?
Need some advice here, hopefully also from some femanons.
Also feel free to share similar stories if you have them.
Sorry for the long post, will greentext for ease of read:
>be 21, also 7/10 in very good days
>have awesome female friend, only talked 3 or 4 times through the course of 2 years
>never cared much because she's 3 years older and light years out of my league
>I break up with current gf
>not looking for another relationship
>two months later, start talking more with this chick for no fucking reason during summer
>talk online every day 24/7 for 3 weeks
>jesus fuck she intelligent and funny as fuck
>mfw we're fucking soulmates
>mfw exact same tastes/personalities/goals in life
>mfw we get teh feels for each other
>mfw she breaks up with her bf of 3 years for personal reasons
>mfw I feel like I had a bit of influence
>kiss on second date
>would marry this girl if she was a 5-6/10
>mfw she's a 9/10
>amused at how mature I appear to be for my age
>had 2 relationships of 3 years each in the past, both with guys of her age who currently have jobs
>mfw still 21 and still 2 years away of getting college degree because slacked off/fucked up
>she knows this, we take this very experimentally because we had just gotten out of relationships
>for the next 2 months constantly talk about "this is for real isn't it? is this what we really want?"
>better than fucking expected
>she still mantains contact with ex because he's still her friend and influenced heavily her life
>no biggie, they're both adults about it
>many of her friends still don't know she broke up
>pretty much no one from her side knows she's in a relationship with me, save her best friend and a couple few close friends
>no relationship status on facebook
>she says she doesn't want random people and her parents poking on her personal life again