Hair stuck in frenulum, fucking OW
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Okay, here's my problem, and it fucking hurts. Please help if you have experienced this yourself. THIS IS ABOUT MY DICK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Was getting ready to fap when I started to feel an uncomfortable squeeze on the tip of my dick. I am NO stranger to stray hairs getting stuck on the end of my dick, so I naturally stopped fapping and started to look for the culprit. Trouble is, this one is in there GOOD.
As far as I can tell, the little bastard is wound or somehow ROOTED (God forbid) in the FAR back of the corner where the frenulum (the bit of skin attaching an uncut foreskin to the glans) meets the glans. Like almost tucked under one of the little "lobes" of the glans on the underside at the very back of the helmet. I thought it was just wound around the shaft like they usually do, but this seems to have one free end, and the other tip is, like, WEDGED in that painful little corner. Almost like it's growing from a follicle, even though I'm fairly sure that's biologically impossible (please God, let that be a real fact). Gentle pulling doesn't get it loose and I REALLY do not want to yank it without knowing EXACTLY where it's stuck and what it will squeeze. Sharp objects are ABSOLUTELY out of the question, I'm neither a doctor nor an idiot.
Has anything REMOTELY like this happened to anyone here before?
I can pull my foreskin all the way back easily, but even with the glans fully exposed, I just CAN'T figure out how this damn thing is stuck. It's NOT wound around the shaft, and the damn skin keeps pulling the hair back over my glans when I let it go. It's not bleeding or cutting off circulation to the glans or anything like that, but it's embarassing and frustrating as hell. I HOPE a shower tomorrow morning will loosen it up, but if not...oh boy.
Pic is what it is because I know you guys will want some mind bleach after what I just told you. So please, help me with my problem if you can, and then enjoy the kittens for all they're worth.
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I recently moved to another state to be with my long distance boyfriend. I don't have a job yet, and he has been supporting me, but he won't give me any spending money. Not even 20 bucks to take the bus to look for jobs.
I feel this is really controlling. He knew what he was getting into. He said he doesn't mind paying for big stuff like the rent and food, but that I should pay for the rest. I'm going to have to ask my parents for money, and they are struggling. I think it's really fucked up because he makes really good money. It's not like I can find a job and get paid overnight. I'm considering just going back home.
There are other issues, but this is the main issue right now. Am I just being a brat?
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I've been seeing a girl for the past month, hooking up, doing everything but sexing (despite both of us really wanting it) .. We have history from a couple of years ago, but that turned out horribly (we were both immature, she had a boyfriend, etc).. Now the strong feels are back for both of us. However, she has doubts since I treated her poorly back then (I've apologized numerous times and she's forgiven it / told me to forget it) ... She also still gets upset every now and then in regards to her ex, who as of a few weeks ago she'd still hang out with occasionally "because it's comfortable" ... I do believe she dropped an "I love you" last night when we were kissing and cuddling but I didn't ask...she said it really quiet.
I'm happier than I've ever been since we started talking again and don't want it to end. I really think we could develop into something in the future, but I don't want to set myself up for failure again. Back then, she liked me more than her ex and I'm confident she'd give me a chance eventually. I'm still working on things and trying to stay patient, but it's moving so fast. It's tough to deal with her when she's upset because I can't help but wonder who she's thinking about and I don't want to be my normal sarcastic joking douche self when she's that bummed. I don't mind hearing her problems with the ex but she doesn't like talking about them with me for obvious reasons. The way we talk to each other and act when we're together, I'm certain she's really into me. The ex is a tool.
So I ask, do I just keep riding this thing out and hope things naturally develop into something more? Do I try to limit my feels? How do I deal with her when she's upset about the ex without coming off as jealous (which I'm not at all) or over-cocky?
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I have severe depression, borderline manic depression. Before you accuse me, Ive been officially diagnosed.
I cannot hold a job because of this, im stuck at my mom's house (her idea) and I am currently being compensated by the great state of americlap.
I pay half of the household bills as my "rent" but I have my mother handle the a actual bill paying because its easier for her to sort out.
About during november she kept forgetting to pay the internet bill, i kept reminding her but she would just get upset at me for bugging her about it. Sure enough; they shut off our internet.
Ive been without internet since. Someone like me who has my type of depression REALLY relies on escapism and entertainment. Learning new things, socializing with people, hobbies, close friends.. All of this keeps me from shooting myself. What I enjoy is what is keeping me sane, majority of the time a decent distraction can work better than medication.
Since ive been without internet ive done literally every single thing there is to do. Right now all thats left is waiting. And I cannot stand being left alone with my thoughts. All i do is wait and sleep. Every day i think about all of the shit im missing out on and it makes my depression worse.
I get a rediculously small amount of data on my phone's data plan.. Its the only thing I can use to keep my mind off things, even though i cant do very much at all with it.
How to i explain pollitely to my mother to not let this sort of thing happen again because the internet is all i have to keep me from commiting suicide?
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I tried to answer my question in another thread here but there were no responses, so I'm just making a new one.
How do I build up / hold contact with a girl? She's not totally random, but we are no real friends neither. I had many classes with her, and we sat next to each other in one, so we talked occasionally. I have her number, but we mostly talk about school stuff, and since we finished school now, we just send a funny picture or joke here and then, but don't really talk.
I actually expected that I have no chance to get somehow close to her, but since I won't see her everyday anymore, I'm thinking about trying something, but how do I do this? I mean texting her like "bla bla how are you" etc. would be somehow strange because we actually don't have anything to do with each other now, right?
Hoping to get as least troll answers as possible, ty
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When you have a girlfriend, what are the rules and boundaries when it comes to having a female friend? I'm friends with a girl and we talk almost constantly throughout the day via text, and we've even proposed the idea of a small road-trip vacation. None of this would be significant of this girl was a guy, but because she's not a guy, I somehow feel like it isn't right. She says she's not looking for a relationship and I'm already in one, so is this like, acceptable?
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I've dated this girl, we'll call her anonette, for all of senior year in highschool. School ended, summer started, her parents moved a state away and she went with them. I went on to a state university, and she tried to find a job.
Year later, now we're starting summer again. My uni classes over, she still hasn't found a job. I broke up with her. ..is that mean? I mean, I waited all year for her to get a job and come stay with me after saving money. But a year, and no job.
So I went on a few dates with another girl, I suppose I used her as rebound material to get over anonette. I didn't really like her though, so dumped her as well.
Then I met a girl I knew in highschool, but didn't really get to know. We talked on facebook for a bit, we'll call her asionette.
Me and asionette chilled out last night. Long story short we ended up on a dirt road outside of town fucking like rabbits.
I really like her, but I still have feelings for anonette. Should I just "deal with it," or what? My feelings are really all over the place. Anonette was my first love, and I feel like I'll never really get over her. Asionette is awesome, but of course have only just met her.