i swear: I don't do heroin. never have
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I have a scar on my right forearm from a cyst that I had cut out with a boxcutter (doctors kept trying to kill it with antibiotics, and it just kept getting bigger, and nobody would lance it, so i said fuckit and did it myself).
Now I have a scar that looks a lot like I'm a heroin addict. New people I meet always notice it and tiptoe around asking me about it, and when I tell them what its from, they're relieved and always say they thought I was doing heroin. Its really killing my ability to make a good first impression on people.
Anyone got any suggestions for making this thing disappear besides using Retin-A, tattoos, or plastic surgery? Are there other alternatives out there?
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Wall of text, so please excuse me. I've only ever had one job/recently laid off. I'm a bit socially retarded also and not used to the whole job/interview process. (Friend hired me at my old work and helped me out.)
>apply to a Casino
>finally nail an interview
>told from the woman I spoke to in HR I'd be interviewed on that day for all of the positions I applied for (one casino, two hotel)
>admittedly know nothing about the casino position (CSR??)
>first interview is for that one
>"Shit shit shit shit. You're gonna look like an idiot right out of the gate. Listen to what he says and act like you know what you're talking about."
>asked "is this the only thing you applied for?" near the beginning
>nervous as hell and trying to get my bearings for this interview/job I know nothing about
>incorrectly answer "yes"
>interview goes quickly and I forget about this until later
>told that the job isn't 'sunshine and rainbows' (mainly dealing with drunks, working in the casino during the busiest times, no weekends off, long hours)
>the interview actually goes well and I'm told I basically 'have the job'
>told to do oral drug test on location
>confused, but go with it
>do drug test
>man that interviewed me is already long gone
>HR woman from earlier hands me paperwork to complete and return this week after they call
>realize I screwed up on that question earlier
>inquire about the other interviews
>she acts confused and simply says that I need to finish the paperwork and return this week after they call
>goes back to her computer
>I leave confused and embarrassed
Just got a call yesterday evening from the Casino that I was unable to return in time. I know I'm retarded and that I screwed this up, but how would I go about inquiring about the other interviews/positions when I call back? I think my incorrect answer put me on track for this job in the Casino that I actually want nothing to do with.
Sex Dreams abruptly ended
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So try to help me understand this. I have sex dreams, not frequently. I'd say every 4-5 weeks. Maybe longer. And then, almost 90% of the time there is some STUPID reason why I never really experience it fully. For example.
Hot moment, about to have sex with imagined or chick I know in RL and then LOL can't have sex no condom, or LOL can't its against my morals to just have sex with random people I don't even know.
All valid points but NOT in FUCKING DREAMS.
Then other shit like, sex lasts for 2 seconds and then dream ends abruptly. What the hell why is it impossible to have sex dreams? Do you guys experience this? I mean I think I had ONE successful one where was like masturbation but 10 times better with an orgasm and everything.
TLDR sex dreams always abruptly ended. Why does this happen.
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/adv/, a waifu-tier qt has given me her number. I definitely mean to ask her out. However, she's not particularly social. I love her tastes in a ton of things, and I'd love to get to know her better, but anytime she's engaged outside of text she's one of the least talkative people I know. I can hold a conversation just fine, but trying to hold both ends of one just makes you look like an ass.
How do I get someone that doesn't like to talk to speak openly about themselves? I was considering taking her to a movie, but I'd rather listen to her than anything out now.
>pic is what I was listening to when she gave me her number.
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Hey /adv/. I got screwed over by my parents real bad here, might need some advice.
I turned 18 in March, one of the first things I did was get a bank account. I made the fatal mistake of co-signing it with my mom.
Basically she put $50 in just in case. I play YGO, and got a card worth $40 and another worth $20 that I sold and put that money into my account.
This month, I got a job. after working hard doing AP exams, finals, working a job, barely sleeping I get my first paycheck and it goes directly into my account.
As soon as that happens, my mom takes my wallet, takes my debit card, takes all the money out of my account, took my lunch money (in cash) from my wallet and told me that I have to pay for college/ living/ etc myself.
I don't even have a driving license yet, just a permit.
I'm thinking about starting a new bank account, somehow getting my job to put my money in there, somehow figuring out how to get a license without driving with anyone over 21, and paying for college.
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Hey guys, I just need to vent and get some feedback from you guys.
So I have a girlfriend, let's call her "Maddie". She means everything to me. I love her so much and I'm in a very committed relationship with her as she is with me. I trust her an everything, but I honestly think I'm overprotective. She texts her friends and whatnot which is fine with me, but she also texts her next door neighbor and her ex-boyfriend. Her nextdoor neighbor had an attraction to her for a while but that has faded. Her ex lives a long ways away and has an attraction to her but she tells him all the time that she's not interested. He had a scare recently that his girlfriend was pregnant, so Maddie texted him about it and how her relationship is going with me. I trust her but the thing is, I'm afraid that this is all fake and that I'm going to find out that she never truely did love me. She gets very impatient with me worrying about her the way I do when she's on her period and I'm beginning to wonder if it's just me and I'm worrying too much or if I have a good reason to be so worried about. Please help me out guys my anxiety is killing me and I'm afraid I'm going to lose it all just because I'm overprotective.
Additionally, we are in High School if that helps my case at all.
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I'll try to keep this as short as possible while giving as much detail as is needed.
My boyfriend and I have been together for about 2 and a half years now, and for about the past year, we've talked on and off about getting engaged. Back then we were both unemployed but now we both have jobs, he only makes just over minimum wage at Subway, I'm a cashier but make relatively good money for it being my first job, and being retail. Ever since he started working, which was about 2 months before I did, he's talked about finally being able to get me a ring, and I've talked about it a lot as well, I even found the exact one that I want. He was doing really well with saving up, until his car took a shit and now he's had to spend the nearly $1,600 he had saved up.
With our current living situations, he's not having to spend any of the money he makes, other than his cell phone bill, which is less than $100 a month. I, on the other hand, am having to put out nearly half of my paycheck to stay where I am now. The other half I have already started putting away for our wedding (which as it looks right now, isn't going to be happening for another couple years).
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I'm not really sure if coming to 4chan for advice is a great idea, but I'll give it a shot. It might be a bit long for some people, but too bad.
So, I want to break up with my girlfriend. I've been with her for a long time and she goes to the same university as me, but I really feel like I've fallen out of love with her. To make matters worse, I've fallen for her best friend (mutual friend) and I know for a fact she really likes me back and wants to date me.
It's not that I want to dump my gf for this girl, I would want to if there wasn't another girl. I just want to keep things civil between all of us because we share the same friends and I do still care about her. I just don't love her that way anymore and I want to give this other girl a shot.
Any advice on how I can "let her down easy?" The whole being civil thing is up to her I guess.
Pic related...short one is my current gf, tall one is the "new" girl.
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Sup /adv/, I'm in a bit of a problem here.
I've got this long-time friend (pic), maybe three years, and I've started liking her. There's a one year difference, and I'm the younger. She and I are are practically inseparable. There's one problem. She's graduating in like, a week. I've got until Wednesday of this week to nut up and tell her or to give up. We share most of our hobbies, i.e. Art, Pokémon, etc. How would I go about doing this.
tl;dr: How do I nut up to tell her the truth
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Hi /adv/, /v/irgin here. Just drank some mouthwash, seriously considering suicide. I haven't had any friends for years, been a NEET the past 2 years. I came out of the closet to my parents two days ago and I just feel dead inside for some reason. I'm starting community college next week, but I don't give a shit about going, and I don't give a shit about anything really. Is there something I can do to feel better? Or should I just off myself?