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Is having a chode (dick bigger around than it is long) a bad thing? People were making jokes about my dick saying I have a "chode" and laughing. Do girls tend to dislike such penises that are around 5 and a quarter inches long but around 6 inches in circumference?
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Is it cheating if the girlfriend of my friend let me jack off and dump my load on her pretty cute feet? She really has a pretty feet and I can't resist the temptation.
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>Don't stick your dick in crazy. I never really understood the meaning behind this Is the implication something like "if you get emotionally invested in someone who's damaged goods, you'll get caught up in all their emotional shit"?
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I want to film girls crushing bugs to make some extra money. It is to appeal to those with a crush fetish, and since I am into it myself and have asked for opinions, I know what people will want. I almost have enough to pay someone for the first time where afterards we will split the profits. I plan to recruit girls from either my college campus or using Craigslist. Here is the problem though. I moved out of the optimal dorm that I would need to live in to film these easily. I have moved into a suite style dorm, and although my roommates are almost never here, I still wouldn't risk filming in in here. So I guess my question is: * Where are some common private areas I could utilize in order film with no disturbances, assuming I can't recruit someone who lives in an actual house? * Should I make a contract that makes them understand that the clips are not to be removed unless I approve it, or should I give them free reign over when they should be deleted? * What should I say on Craigslist in the advertisement? * Do you guys recommend Craigslist over my fellow students, or vice-versa? Site I will sell the clips at: xxxfetish-media.com Forum: ocmb.net
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I got banned from Prankowl does anyone know how I can use the site again? Almost every proxy fucks up and doesn't work.

How do I get my sis in law to fuck me

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I want to fuck my sister-in-law so bad I'm gonna bust a nut! Every time I see her in her bikini with those big tits just staring at me its maddening. We take horseback riding lessons together, in the same group. Today while she was riding in front of me we both went into a canter, where we have to do more standing than sitting in saddle, and all I could see was her round ass begging me to fuck it. I would love to get her drunk, which makes her a bit wild and fuck the shit out of her!
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I did DXM and DPH on Friday and now a crippling depression's over me. I feel absolutely terrible and I want to kill myself, what am I supposed to do now?! I've been diagnosed with ADHD, Major Depression, and Social Anxiety Disorder and I just found out DXM makes me extremely unstable.
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So angry! This girl was flirting with me from the moment I met her! >Ask if she has a phone, instantly: "DO YOU WANT MY NUMBER?!" *gives number* >Kisses me (a peck, but still) when I'm leaving >Playfully tell her we should hook up, her: "haha let's do it ;)" >Doesn't even flinch at me putting my hand round her ass >Ask her out, sounds promising but then: "I just don't know you very well" (the fuck?) >Recover, continue flirting tonnes, banter banter flirting flirting talking way more >She randomly texts me "soo *guy* just asked me if us two are getting together! Haha" >Go up to her in person, say "hi" and hug her -> she gets really shy says she feels embarassed >Ask her if she wants to come for drinks with me and some friends "but I'm not comfortable with your friends" AKA "take me alone" (?) >Talk to her privately and ask her out again >"But I just like you as a friend!" WHAT THE FUCK?!! She's not even an attention whore she's really shy (social anxiety) and consistently ducks out of the limelight. I feel so bad about this I really feel like I've been led on! Help me out?
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Hey guys, I'm having a bit of a morality problem, i figured this was the right place to ask for opinions and just general advice >go to a festival >meet up with chicks that are friends with "friend A" (we've all been together sometimes but i never really payed attention to any of said girls) >"Friend B" says he wants to get funky with one of the girls (only hot one of the group) >i encourage him and all try to fix him up but he doesn't do shit >i start getting atracted to said hot chick >after festival i start talking to her >we've watched a movie (going to watch another one soon) on skype, played those 2 person games, and we get along great >girl is going out with us (me, friend A, Friend B and some other guys) along with one of the other girls from her group >i invited them >start getting "remorse" for "stealing" girl that friend called dibs on >i advanced alot more than he has (and in a shorter time), we get along great and i feel we "connect" alot >friend B started acting like a douche towards me a long time before any of these events took place for no particular reason (he got friends with a guy that doesn't like me and that basically poisoned his mind, that and he's always been a backstabbing cunt anyways) >despite all this i still kinda feel some remorse for doing that shit to him (not enough to quit on the girl tough) wat do? by the way, im probably going to be alone with her and her friend for like an hour or so before everyone else gathers up, what should i do to increase my odds?
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Hey /adv/, I got rejected by a girl I met on this dating application. Apparently, she liked how I looked in pictures but not in person. Long story short. I feel like shit because I really liked her. I friendzoned myself to her as to not make it awkward when we see each other on that App. I initiate any "hello's", even though she responds to all of them, she is uninterested in talking to me. Should I bum off this application for a while? (I posted a picture of me at an angle that isn't that posing/flattering just natural, that way she knows I wasn't just trying to trick her or anyone else). It really hurts me when I see she's online and her updates are about seeking someone special. Thanks for reading and I really need help. If it helps I'm 21 and she is 19. >I found pic online but it is %100 related.
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>so my ex unblocked me on fb >asked her why and got into a conversation >joked around with her, ended with "cant stay away can you lol" >messaged her a few times, no reply >asked her "why dont you add me?", got ignored >currently told her "just ignore me then, carry on playing your little girl games. im used to it now :)" >What is this bitch doing and what am i supposed to do, im madly in love with girl. i mean i dont notice other girls or make any effort with possible gf's?
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Hey /adv/ I haven't been here in a while, last time I was probably 40-50 lbs heavier and far more unhappy. Thanks, but I need some advice again: As you might have guessed, I've got through a huge life change over the last 2 years. I have a lot more confidence, a decent body, great style, etc (from being a depressed antisocial whale). But, I've never been in a relationship before, and I really desire one (still in high school for the record). The problem is this: I've found a girl who is very similar to me in interests (most of my interests are more Asian-esque, hence most white girls reject my interests entirely), and I've come to find myself attracted to her, but not so much physically. It's like she could be my best friend and I could be hers (friend zone), but I know for a fact that she's interested me, so I don't know how to handle this. Physically, she's not very attractive..I guess average looks, although I'm really into slim girls while she's a bit on the beefier side but by no means unattractive/fat/ugly. I think my whole life transformation has put my hopes up that I would get a girl who I would be quite physically attracted to, but this girl doesn't really meet that. It seems shallow of me, so I don't know if I should just go for it and see how it goes, and do my best to become accepting of her looks (no one's perfect, right?). Or should I put her right in the friend zone as a great friend, without trying to hurt her, and hope she's willing to continue to be friends? Or would that be bad for me if I'm still attracted emotionally too? I really don't know. Any advice is appreciated. Unfortunately I'm so tired I'm going to pass out so I won't be able to answer questions in the thread. I'll just read responses when I wake up and hope someone was kind enough to try to give advice out of this horribly written post. Thank you so much.
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>i can chose any topic to study >i am "married" to it the entire semester >must be a current issue and i have to support it >abortion and gay marriage isn't permitted I'd like to do something interesting since so much research has to go into it but i'm finding nothing political interests me. A classmate chose cloning, which is an example of the right path i'd like to go with this, as far as interest. Any idea's on anything halfway interesting?
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I have an IQ of seven thousand.. I've been laid twenty million times. I have the net worth of a Rothschild and I have five successful simultaneous marriages. Ask me anything.
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This is probably going to win the most idiotic thread of the day, but here it goes >meet girl couple weeks ago >mutual attraction >always flirting over phone and stuff >we only went out to a club to dance, she always had to leave with her roommates >last Saturday was our "3rd date" >she had to go home that night, so when we said goodbye she started dropping weird lines like "so what's your deal" and "if we meet tomorrow, what are we gonna do" >tell her to come over and I can't remember what I said...was too drunk >next day (sunday) shes texting me that she can't wait to see me that night and stuff. Literally all day flirty shit while I'm finishing work >she comes over. After couple minutes of friendly chat, we're fucking >really clingy post-sex cuddling: holding me really tight, doesn't want to leave but she has to, kissing me sensually, caressing me...not normal 1 night stand stuff >after we finish, she starts dropping hints and random vague questions about my "plan" and shit >totally miss it and give her some retarded answer SO IT HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING TRUCK TODAY THAT SHE WANTS ME TO ASK HER OUT. Except, I was too fucking beta/aspie/stupid to pick it up. Shes been really distant since Sunday (usually shes texting me all day), and I get the feeling that she thinks I am using her for a hookup. I like her a lot, but I guess never picked up on the vibe. I want to ask her over to tell her how I feel, but I think the damage was done. How do I unfuck this situation?
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Female: Petite, confirmed by 4chan that I AM bangable. Have fallen for a monotone 6"3 Fatass with a thin jawline beard and glasses. He is intrested in gayassmusic (Kesha, Shequira, One Direct, ect) and gay ass music, but he is manly as fuck and enjoys games like Skyrim, Portals, Modern Warfare, ect. Any men that fit this profile on 4chan? If so, tell me what YOU look for in a girl personality wise. Pic unrelated, just a beard like his.
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Adv, i've always veen insecure about my penis size being too short (5.4" - 13.5cm). My current gf is 20 years old and hane had 30+ sexual partners but i donr care about it because i shuldnt, right? Last week she told me that from those 30+ penises only 2 were smaller than mine. One from a brazilian guy (which amaze me to be honest) and one guy with micropenis. She also told me the biggest was double my size and she event made the gesture with her hands. My selfsteem got crushed. I didnt told her anything because im supposed to not care about that, right? But this week i couldnt get hard while trying to fuck her because i cant stop thinking about that. (the argument that my dick is average and that its enough to pleasure a women its invalid because im way way way below average in my gfs mind) Is there a way to fix that? This is the first time i'm so anxious about the subject. With my past gfs i've alwayd though i didnt care as long as i was having fun having sex and pleasuring myself. But now... holy shit... Thanks in advance adv.
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Hello /adv/ I'm a Muslim living in a Muslim majority country who has decided to convert to Catholicism. I can't have the religion section on my passport changed though, and I wish to keep my conversion to myself. I don't think it would be safe for me to get baptized -- and I don't take communion when I visit the Church -- but could I get a rosary from the Church? I just wish to have it as a reminder to keep myself pure whereby I have to take it off every time I feel I am indulging in something that goes against the path I wish to take in life.
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My happiness is extremely dependant on another person. There's this female friend of mine. We take care of each other, get along really well, always have an awesome time together etc. She knows how I work and always makes me feel good even when I'm at my worst and I do the same for her. Just being around her usually just fills me with happiness and kindness. The problem is... I only feel like this when around her. It's like a drug. We can't be more than friends for various reasons (at least for now) and I recently forced myself to accept that - and I also realize it's not healthy to depend on a person this much. I'm going away for a couple of months soon anyway. But after forcing myself to realize this I can't really enjoy being around her as much... and no one else I know can make me feel good. No one ever has, and I'm afraid I won't find anyone else who makes me feel like this again. So... bleh. I don't know what to do. I don't look bad and can pull chicks easily if I want to. I feel absolutely nothing for them though, I'm like a robot and nothing comes naturally. This seems to be an advantage since none of their mind games/tactics affect me, which makes them even more attracted... but still, it doesn't give me much. I have to learn how to achieve the happiness she gives me on my own, somehow... Suggestions?
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>tfw virgin yet feeling super slutty for being hot for pretty much everything that can fuck you >tfw refusing to have sex because even being flirty/flirted with makes you ridiculously anxious because you don't want to be a slut actually having sex with dudes is terrifying as shit, it feels like I'm being gross and weird and all kinds of objectionable to hit on others. to be hit on is also a weird feel since obvs. I must be a degenerate to attract all this degeneracy. and as fun as it can be, degeneracy is still degeneracy any other faganons know this feel? I want to fuck, but I feel bad about wanting to fuck. Is this what womanhood is like, having to feel bad about being hot for things? How do I into sex without feeling bad?

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