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/adv/ Advice

Threads added between 2013/05/29 04:00 and 2013/05/29 10:00

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>post some pictures on ge.tt >give link to one person >person doesn't download any of it >suddenly 6 downloads, 2 on the same file from who? why? supposedly ge.tt can't be accessed unless you share a link. what happened?
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About a week and a half ago, my friend gave me a "smiley" burn on my hand. I'm quite sure that now it is infected (slight swelling around the periphery of the burn, itchy, and there's a yellowish tinge on the actual burn). Is this anything you would actually NEED to see a doctor about? I don't care if it's itchy or anything, I just don't want to get sick or have to get my dick amputated. Pic related, sorry for shit res webcam.
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Ok, I need some advice. I have this friend, known her since I was 6. We're both 19, and she has always hated sex. Suddenly she says she had a dream where we fucked. Then she says she wants to make that dream real with me. Sounds wonderful, right? Fuck you. THis dream has also inspired her to want to fuck two other friends, these two hopelessly in lvoe with her, while I deal with it in a more mature manner. She thinks fucking me would be the worst because the other two are insane and would try t kill me. If the other two fuck her, she won't mind since I'm apathetic about them. There are two problems. 1. I'm an awkward virgin. I could use advice for how to be decent in bed with a girl who never orgasmed and convince her to not fuck the other two. 2. The whole scenerio is fucking disgusting but I still want her.
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I think I've hit rock bottom. >33, male >never had a job >don't know how to drive >getting kicked out of the brooklyn apartment i've lived in my whole life >down to my last $275,000 I am completely clueless as to what I should do with my life. How does one figure this shit out? What would you do in my shoes?
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Recently had sex for the first time (male, long term gf, I'm 23) and want tips. I don't have the biggest dick so help in that department would be good too. She said it felt best with me on top, but it's kind of difficult because I'm a foot taller than her. Sex tips general, random hot girls not related
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For a first relationship, is it better a girl with a wonderful body or with a wonderful personality? I think I found the latter. She's like my female twin. We could talk for hours. However, she's very short (I am a whole foot taller), with a tiny body (almost no tits) with a round and child-like face. We will meet soon for the first time and she's VERY worried that I will not like her.
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/adv/, I don't know how to into sex. I can't orgasm. I'm 26, male, mostly straight. I've had no sexual partners most of my life, partly due to low sex drive, partly due to spending quite a bit of a time as a fairly stereotypical 4chan NEET shut-in. During all that sexually inactive time I guess I was jerking off 1-2 times per day with porn (mostly fairly normal /s/ or /hc/ type stuff, occasionally some /h/ or /d/ if I felt like a change, occasionally dark days spent trawling chans with /girl/ boards). Now in the last couple of years I've pulled myself together fairly substantially and I've had a few different sexual partners, but I've never once been able to cum through vaginal sex, oral, or anything else except by jerking myself off (and even that is a real mission if I don't have porn; more than once I've started jerking off trying to use my imagination and ended up pushing rope on myself and having to give up). So basically I end up just fooling about for a while with girls, maybe getting it in, but ultimately just feeling silly and losing my hard on and having to explain that I'm sexually dysfunctional. Which obviously is less than ideal and all. I've found a couple of girls who have seemed initially willing to give it another go and try to work through whatever my problem is, but basically I'm not into the idea of a long term relationship anyway so 3 times with the same girl is pretty much my record. I'm starting to get kind of obsessed with this. Anybody out there had similar issues or has any insight for me at all?
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Been on 4chan for 6 years and make a thread about once a year so I'd really appreciate your guys input. >sorry if the read is a bit long So I'm in my 2nd relationship with a really sweet girl. She pretty much never bitches at me, really hot, hard working and smart. Defiantly wife material based on personality and looks alone. Now we've sort of been doing long distance for 6 months. We'd spend holidays together and every fortnight we'd spend the whole weekend together. She wants me to move to her town which is fine by me cause I like the university there and I've wanted to move to a new place anyway. Now for the problems. >last time I was with her she told me she developed feelings for someone else She did agree she wouldn't see him again (they live in the same hall together). Which was good cause most girls will be like "he's my friend I can see whoever I want hurr durr" >next year she is flatting with a boy who admitted that he likes her but got friendzoned, also flatting with some swag fag that is actually pretty good looking. If she developed feeling for some guy that isn't even that good looking and is a bit of a wanker I don't know if I'm going to feel comfortable with her living with some reasonable gentlemen. >she couldn't deal with the long distance even if it were only for a few more months and said she hinted that it would've resulted in a breakup. >also I was taking a bit of a gap year this year anyways and have 1 year if Uni under my belt. She thinks I'm going to start Uni next semester but I just want to get established in the next town instead and start Uni again next year. Don't know if I should just break up with her, I am terrified of having my heart broken again but since she is already having doubts I don't know if the relationship could last. Also with me being a jealous person. This really sucks cause I honestly thought/think this one is a keeper

Am I asexual?

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I've only begun putting the pieces together so please bear with me if this seems not to flow well. I am a 22 female, and was quite sexually active from 16-18. I saw losing my virginity as something to "get out of the way", because I thought it's what you're "supposed to do", having sex that is. I slept with my first 6 people in the span of 6 months, the first and sixth being boyfriends. I have had three long-term relationships from 17, and in each of them I have tired of sex after 8 months, and things became unbearable after that pretty quickly. I go through phases of wanting to have sex regularly and then it's just dead-pan, off. My current boyfriend has noted that every time I'm on an "on" stage of my sexuality, it has been lasting less and less, and the "off"s lasting longer and longer. I have found that if not for him or something else reminding me of the idea of "sex", I would almost never think of it, but I always seem to be in a relationship when it happens. So far when I've been single I've not cared an inkling for my sexual partners. I have never cared much for oral sex or other kinds of foreplay, in fact I have always seen it as a bother. When I got a Brazilian wax recently, my boyfriend was telling me of all the head he was going to give me, and I sigh/groaned before I could catch myself. When I genuinely want to have sex, all I wish for is that we could jump straight to it. Is this asexuality? How can sexual attraction be defined, really? I remember when I was a younger teenager I never understood the concept of calling someone "hot", and now I'm not sure if I have ever wanted to have sex with someone just from looking at them.
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Hey /adv/, My Girlfriend broke up with me 10 days ago. Im a 25 yr old guy with a good job, 100k in the bank and would never hurt a fly. Shes a 22 yr old uni student that had a fucked up upbringing and seems to get stressed at the drop of a hat. Shes also very left leaning and very political/politically correct. I still have feelings for her and want her back. We were going out for 3 months and all was going well until I kept her up one night when she wanted to go to the gym at 7am. After this she seemed really distant and started cancelling our plans; lunches, going to gigs etc. The thing that irritates me the most is the reasons she gave when she broke up with me. They were petty and bullshit. 1. Apparently I was too clingy: I only texted her twice a week. 2. I flash my money too much. I earn over 100k/yr and she was a uni student. She got pissed off when I mentioned I wanted to take her to see the Great Gatsby Gold Class. Its her favorite book. 3. I talk about my Europe trip too much. I spent 4 months backpacking last year. I reckon shes just jealous. What should I do /adv/? Message her to see how shes going? Her Facebook statuses seem to indicate shes a bit depressed at the moment. I cant get her out of my head like I have with my past relationships.
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I would like advice on getting a gf, or at least someone to cuddle with and/or fuck while being a NEET parasite. I reject your limiting beliefs that you need to get a job, car, and your own place before even thinking about achieving sexual access with women. I wouldn't play into the capitalist rat race just to get girls, I don't lift for girls either, I lift for myself. I want to just disregard currency and acquire females. I obviously will have a lot harder time with it because I can't simply pick someone up, take her out, and bring her home: I occupy my parents living room, and they are old and always home. You probably hear me mention this a lot, and I do believe the lack of privacy to not have anywhere to bring a girl top fuck is the main reason I'm still a virgin. Fact: 4 years ago a girl I went to summer school with once in high school told me she was down to fuck. I asked her if she wanted to fuck on the beach, but she didn't and the plan fizzled out. That was a bad fuck up, I was even working at the time but too much of a Jew to get a motel room. Asking someone out on a date is essentially setting myself up for failure because I'm poor, and also not interesting enough to keep women entertained when going out, they'd rather be on a date with someone who has an intredasting personality, social life, life experiences, and hobbies/interest/passions. None of these apply to me. I look terrible on paper too... I try to find less attractive, fatter, more insecure women on dating/hookup sites and all I see are women who seem very together and mature, even the heavier ones. Though I never had a gf and still a virgin at 24, I have made out with and done sexual things with several women before, most of which I just happened to meet randomly. Granted about half of those were in school or at work, I occasionally meet people when outside walking around alone, but that happens as rarely as finding a dollar on the ground.
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I cheated on my girlfriend and feel no remorse, and have no trouble lying about it. I also don't seem to comprehend why this is wrong. I plan on doing it again and feel nothing. I feel like I'm either a sex addict or a sociopath. What's wrong with me?
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So, I'm a local celebrity in decently sized town. I'm constantly reminded that I am a 9/10, always drink free at bars and always politely turning down offers from all sorts of menzfolks. I am fiercely independent and typically do not go for anything other than a betafag who does whatever the hell I tell him to. For about 8 months now, I've been dating this man who I absolutely adore. He's always got plenty of women falling all over him. Smart, sexy, alpha motherfucker usually way too Patrick Bateman for my taste. I love him. I am absolutely, head-over-heels in love with him. No one will ever hear me say that in person. But we are not together. Any time I bring it up, he gives me a reason why it's too soon. 8 months supposedly fucking monogamously and I'm still not his girlfriend. Meanwhile, I have 20 other men throwing themselves at me. What do I do? This is the first man I've had feelings for in over 2 years. Do I keep waiting? I cook him dinner, I suck his dick, I do anything he wants...more than any of these other assholes could ever dream of. TL;DR How long is too long for a popular 9/10 nerd girl to wait for the only man she has wanted in years?

My boyfriend is an Adult Baby

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Hello /adv/ ! I accidentally discovered few days ago that my boyfriend is an AD (Adult Baby) which means that he likes to act like a child and has a fetish for diapers. I'm pretty open-minded (well, at leats, I try to be) so I'm ready to accept it but I have to say that the sexual aspect (if he has one) scares me a little. I don't want to act like a mum with him because I really wouldn't be at ease. I'm more submissive that he thinks. We've been together only for 2 months so I don't knonw : Should I tell him that I know or wait for him to start the discussion when he'll feel ready ? What do you think, guys ? (Sorry if my english isn't good, it's not my mothertongue)
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What would be the best way to "force" a nickname on yourself? I know you obviously can't ask people to call you by certain things because it defeats the whole purpose of a nick name. How can I manipulate people into calling me a certain thing? Obviously with new people I can just introduce myself to them with my nickname, but what about people I've already known?
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Hello advice, I'm really hurting right now. Tried branding myself yesterday, but couldn't hold the knife still after the first burn, too much adrenaline I guess, and some innate bullshit about burning yourself. Finally found the lye in my luggage and gave myself a good burn with that, which is finally starting to blister, but only a little. I really, really want to kill myself, and I've been on and off suicidal for close to a decade right now, only I can't tell anyone about it and ruin whatever life I have to endure by being labeled as unstable or some bullshit and being locked up in a place where I can't kill myself or self medicate. Why haven't I killed myself yet? Well, I tried years ago in a moment of passion, tried to hang myself from a shoestring on the nearest thing I could find that was tall enough, an old B-ball hoop, which sadly couldn't support my weight. After that I saw how much of a complete fuck up I was, not even being able to end something so fragile as a life, and made an oath with myself to only terminate my life when I turn 35, or both of parents die. It's been maybe 6 years or so since that happened, I'm in college, and things have only gotten worse. What do? I'm dead broke and unemployed after I got screwed out of a summer job, with $800 of rent due soon. I've been applying at quite a few places but nothing has panned out. I really don't want to break the promise I've made to myself, but if I shame my family by going to jail for not being able to pay my rent, I am absolutely killing myself.
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I just noticed that my ex boyfriend (facebook friends now, nothing more) is looking more and more like my dad. It's been about two years since we've dated, but we both like to know that the other's alive. For me, he is 'the one that got away', but that doesn't stop me from looking for others. He never met my dad, and while we were dating, expressed disgust that his cousin married a fella who looks a lot like her dad. I'm not sure what to feel. My current theory is that I should grow the fuck up, thank the gods he never met my dad, and just carry on. Thoughts? Picture unrelated.
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I'm 25 now and I'm a commercial pilot. I never wanted to be a pilot but my dad used to fly me around my house in a superman cape. That's the reason I fly now. Superman has always been a big part of my life. I cried when I got my private license but because I was so proud that I could fly. I'm thinking about getting the house of El tattooed on me because it means so much. Because I can finally fly and as a reminder to be a good person. The final decision is where I should get it. I'm thinking forearm or wrist because its badass or my calf so I can have it but not show it. What do you think?

Xanax

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I have an intense fear of dentistry, so bad that I almost tried to rip my own infected molar out with a pair of pliers last year rather than see a dentist. This year I'm trying to combat this and get my teeth sorted once and for all. I don't think I'm ever going to get over my fear, but yesterday I had two successful extractions whilst under IV sedation, which was a strange experience (I remember being semi-conscious but not giving a fuck that they pulling my teeth out). There's a tooth they wanted to pull that I would rather save, however they cannot offer me IV sedation for this so I have to do it whilst conscious. The plan I've come up with is Xanax. I've only ever tried it once before a few weeks ago and about an hour after I took it I suddenly woke up the next day with no memory of what I did for the rest of the night, but this may be due to the fact that I consumed it with alcohol. Does anybody here have any further experience with Xanax? I want to know whether if I take it I'll be able to remain conscious whilst in a dentists chair and follow their commands, and whether I can get the memory loss effect without alcohol.
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So guys…I think im screwed. Im a 22 year old virgin and I have no idea what to do. I feel like even if I could get a woman to have sex with me (which I don’t think is possible because for some reason im a woman repellent) it would just end in a huge embarrassment for me, that would ruin what little social life I have. I’ve fallen so far behind my peers that there is no redemption…as far as I see I have three options 1) live my entire life alone (im not doing this) 2) hire a prostitute 3) an hero. And so I ask for advice, feel free to ask me anything.
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so i met this girl and she seemed interested in me. she hooked up with my older brother. then gave me some last minute resistance when i tried to smash her and i gave up. I have a feeling that I'm gonna cross paths with her again soon. hence she's now my older brother's fuck buddy. These things are bothering me now: She framed me as a nice guy or not that type of guy. A boy. My older brother would tease me about it or at least paint the rest of the picture for her as a little brother. I have no other options or girls on the side at this point in time, my chances are limited so whats you're advice? at least for the time being until i go visit the bars again and get out?
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> ITT: Inspirational advice, stories, or images I could really use it right about now...
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How can you tell if you are too sensitive or if your girlfriend/ boyfriend is too insensitive towards your feelings? We fight every day. She is always doing things that upset me. I never know if I should just turn the other cheek and hide my feelings or call her out on it and spiral into an argument. any /adv/ is gratefully received.
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tl;dr Should I fuck this girl (we are both virgins)? Ok so there's this girl in my school who people used to call my stalker because she just texted me like 24/7. She's hot, got a good personality and she's a year younger than me (I'm 17). A relationship is not on the cards because we live ages away from each other. I think she would fuck me if I asked, and we are both virgins, but her history isn't great to say the least (she offered my friend a bj which in a grammar school like mine is a tad slutty). I guess I'm asking two questions here, 1. Should I ask her to have sex given her history? 2. Is it worth waiting to be in a relationship to lose your V to someone "special"? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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A flirtatious girl is giving me clear signs of attraction: >Girl intentionally bumps into me at work all the time >Is always touchy feely with me and no one else >Notice that she is always staring at me for quite a few seconds >has mentioned TWICE now that she could not sleep because something i said "reminded her of clowns" which "scared" her I call bullshit on this one. She clearly likes me just from this... >I mentioned hiking and she immeadiately said she wanted to go with me. > she is clearly happy whenever i come into work and has mentioned that I am one of the few people who is nice to her at work. This is what confuses me though: >comes into work with the guy she is "currently interested in" >The next day she tells me about plans to go on a date with the guy later that day >gets a text literally moments later saying how "he is still thinking about his ex and needs some time to think before moving on" >she then texts him a diss evidently ending the pursuit. Is she legitimately interested in me and tried making me jealous with this "guy" or is she just being flirty with me? >mfw im confused

Apartment

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Hey /adv/ Im a college sophomore next semster and I was wondering, what things should I have ready for my first apartment. Its going to be shared with another person Im already good friends with so we dont mind about whatever we have for taste. But any specific suggestions? Everything already comes furnished with essentials, livingroom couch, table, fridge, oven, beds, desks, and desk chairs, etc. Thanks! >pic not related

erection problems

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Hey /ad/, This might be just be psychological / stress problem. Sometimes, generally late at night after a party, like 6 am, or early in the morning I have erection problems. This has happened in the past when I was younger occasionally when I had a one night stand. Especially when it was a girl I just met and we were doing it standing up in a street alley. What do you make of it /adv/, is it just all in my head or should I see a doctor? I'm in my mid 20's by the way
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Advice to a 20 year old guy who sucks ay getting girls attention? lol
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My boyfriend has incredibly long mole hair on his back. Every time I look at it or brush my hand on it, I feel utterly disgusted. It's something I've tried to ignore for the 2 years we've been together, but honestly I'm just sick of looking at it. I want it gone. The trouble is that he refuses to remove it. He comes up with a lot of reasons, but the main reason seems to be that he is chinese, and in his culture it's bad luck to shave something like that off and really, it's just been with him all this time and he wants to keep it there. Am I being unreasonable to ask him to remove it?
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Going out job hunting tomorrow, as applying online for months has gotten me nowhere When asking if a place is hiring, should I ask for a manager or is that seen as disrespectful/wasting their time? Also tips in general would be great
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Do girls expect you to have good prospects at 18? A car, a job, working out?
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Hey guys. Probably I'll change from school soon, any tips to start a good "school life" on my next school?
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Is it normal i find it really hard to finish from blowjobs or hand jobs? i have only ever been with one girl, i can finish in sex most the time. One thing also i notice every morning i will have a boner but i cant finish if we fuck or anything, i cant finish in mornings, and yeah. When she gives a hangjob her arm normally gets tired, i get really close to finishing but never do, just as i feel i am about to i just dont. So any ideas how to fix this? could it be her at all? is this normal?
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Is it racist to be frustrated seeing/hearing spanish written everywhere and follow up wishing our culture would stay with the english language? i.e. "we live in america, speak english plz" why or why not? Not sure whose side to stand on here, let alone if it's truly racist or more "dumb" or "dialect-cist"
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I want to break off contact with a girl, but I've never done it before, and I don't want to overreact. I already blocked her number, erased our chat logs, and hid her posts on FB. Basically, all I can do without her knowing about it. I'm debating whether or not to outright unfriend her (openly telling her I'm cutting her off). Basically, she friendzoned me, admitted she knew how I felt, kept teasing me about being my "dream girl" and hinting she was open to something, but also said she didn't want to string me along. We had a few close moments where I thought she wanted me to make a move, but we always got interrupted before I could do anything. Shit escalated about a month ago. I was with her and her friends, and we smoked weed for the first time together (we'd both smoked before). I guess weed makes her really horny, because she started getting touchy with a friend, and eventually started making out in front of us. I was uncomfortable as fuck, and made an excuse to leave. After that I cut her off, without letting her know. Lasted for a few weeks, but eventually I cooled down, she managed to get in touch with me, told me she missed spending time with me, etc. Like a true beta, I went back to her, told her I'd been busy, and told myself it'd be different. Well last night the exact same shit happened, only this time with a DIFFERENT friend. I know we're not dating, but I can't help but feel like I'm being cuckolded. I don't want to make the same mistake as last time, but I'm not sure if I should just cut her out with no warning, or try talking to her and making my feelings clear first. Part of me thinks she doesn't realize this bothers me, since she only sees me as a friend. Another part thinks she wants me to get jealous and make a move on her. And the /r9k/ part of me thinks she's doing this to torture me and get her kicks. Can I salvage this? If not, I'd appreciate specific tips on how to fully cut her out of my life.
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>start hooking up with a guy in february >haven't had sex yet >when it started we both made it clear that we just wanted to be friends >only acknowledged each other through to occasional invitation to hang out or a "hi" when we ran into each other >went on vacation, when I came back he "took me out" and wouldn't let me pay for anything >same thing happens tonight, he tells me that I look beautiful >don't see us working out, different lifestyles/interests etc. >Does it sound like he just needs to get laid and is trying a new tactic? or do I need to make sure that he only sees me as a potential fuck buddy?
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I asked this a little earlier in a thread, but am going to ask it again. Older men: if you're single, and not looking for a romantic relationship, would you still be open to a mindless sexual liaison from a younger woman? I'd like to approach the subject with a friend of mine, but I don't know how to without being a pervert or a creep. I know he's not looking, I don't think he's gay, and I'd like to offer my services, so to speak. Plus he's extremely reserved. I don't want to scare him off.
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>landed an interview for college job >it will include word associations How will I approach this?

How do I get my friends to let me in on smoking and drinking with them

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>18 years old >Over weight social autist virgin >Never done anything related to drugs or alcohol >Smoke weed and drink and party a lot >Refuse to let me do any of that stuff cause they keep telling me its a burden and they don't wanna see me get caught up in it
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So, my life has practically burned to the ground and I can't really get into details on why this is but what I'm going to say and ask is I'm currently in trade school to train to be an electrician and I just got my GED but all this school and working for $360.00 per 2 weeks isn't getting me where I need to be right now, so how can I make extra/more money without working more then 2 jobs, dealing drugs or any other criminal activities, or applying for welfare or any other financial help programs by the government? Again I'm a 20yr old that really needs to step up my bank as much as I possibly can and its not a matter of want as much as a matter of need. This board is really my last hope for advice. Thank you in advance.

Anti-Procrastination

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I need to read 4 books and write a paper on each in 8 hours. I'm a fast reader, but I'm lazy as fuck. Any tips on getting me motivated? I'll pay you in sexy photos of my homework.
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I have closed my facebook and my ockupid Stopped visiting soc I just to fap, watch movies and die. What are some other things I can do on my own since I clearly can't into friends.
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Hello denizens of the secluded /adv/. Let me be 100% honest with you. I will post pictures of my face and of my body. With each picture I disclose more of myself. I do not want validation. I ask that my honesty is matched with your honesty. Ultimately I want your help. I want an answer. "Why can't I get laid?"
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Feeling sick to my stomach. Help me out here /adv/. >Talk with guy for 2 months-ish >Start to get feels for him. >mfw he stops talking to me for months. {Fast forward 5 months I'm on a deployment} >Starts talking to me again. >"Anon, I stopped talking to you because you were too good for me." >Ignorant me tries to make him feel like he deserves me. >Start talking again for about a month. >Adds me on Facebook. >Find out why he really stopped talking to me in December. >mfw "In a relationship 29 December 2012 with some dickhead" >tfw I'm starting to feel like I'm not good enough to be anyone's first pick. This has happened to me more often than I care to admit. Being second fiddle that is.
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I don't know where else to turn. I need halp. I can not continue to live life engaged to this my girlfriend. We've been together for over two years and I don't love her, and really don't even like her anymore. Heres the rub. Shes an incredible human being, and I don't want to just bail and leave her life any messier then it already will be. Any suggestions on how to get out of a relationship while doing as little harm as possible would be appreciated. And no, i'm not going to post her tits. Shes become a land whale since we started dating anyways.
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So if a guy was planning to go and break up with a girl, but once he got to her house she wanted to fuck straight up. Anyway once these people finished fucking, if the guy still broke it off with the girl is the sex they had previously considered rape?
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Right, got a questions for you all: Should the whole relationship/dating game be a dynamic competitive thing or should you stay away from people in relationships?
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I enjoy a hobby to death. I think about it at night, tossing and turning because I wish to continue working on my hobby. I look information on my hobby to improve and continue to be competitive at the hobby. I smile talking about it, and have no plans on quitting the hobby. The only issue I have, is the hobby pisses me off. I've toned down a lot, from throwing shit and un-necessarily punching shit, but I'll still get real rage prone. Especially when I know I can do better, but the mistakes I make just cause me to throw tantrums. Anyone have a hobby they love that happens to piss them off? If so, how do you keep yourself from going over the edge? Pic
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I stopped going to school during winter last year. My grades were shit and I just hated being at school. Should I go back to school? If I do I'll most likely have to make up around 8 to 10 classes; either through summer school or getting held back. I really do not want to be in a class full of young idiots, so should I try and talk to my assistant principal and see if I could arrange something to makeup lost credits? The other option I had in mind was getting a GED but that seems a bit risky.
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I've deleted her (and all her friends) contacts, I've unfriended her on facebook and will block her next time I'm on, I've deleted all our message history, I've deleted all my pictures of her, I changed my schedule so I don't run into her IRL, I got rid of all the gifts she ever got me, etc... Now what else can I do to make myself stop thinking about her?
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Hey adv. Well i started talking to this girl a few.months back but she recently told me she liked me alot. Now i know she isnt a virgin so if i were to ask her to have sex she probably wont turn me down. But how do i go about this..?
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Hey /adv/ can you help me out? I'm feeling a lot of rage towards another human being. I'm not a violent or vengeful person, but when I think about this person I get so mad. I have been avoiding all contact with him, but he still ends up crossing his path with mine when I am downtown. What's a good way to deal with rage? How do you tell someone to fuck off when you know that person is extremely hateful and vengeful.
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One of these fuckers was sitting on the window sill above my pillow. How do I convince myself I'm not covered in bugs long enough to fall asleep?

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I'm pretty much a neet at the moment. I don't have classes until August and I applied to jobs but no replies. I wake up at 1pm, get on the computer, sit on the computer until 4-5am and go to sleep, repeat. I randomly decided to break contact with everyone I spoke to regularly. I haven't signed in to skype and steam for past 2 weeks. One of the girls has found my email by searching my skype name and telling me she misses talking to me and asking me if I'm okay. I find it disappointing that I have become that guy that might've died if he hasn't been on skype in a week or two. I don't feel depressed, I just feel restless, uneasy. I don't want to talk to anyone. I want to be productive but I don't know what to do. I just spend all day reading news and playing occasional video games. I kind of want to start doing something interesting but I don't know what. I would also like to talk to new people. I guess I'm just tired of the people I usually talk to.

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3 am and I have insane pms symptoms: depressed, anxious, bloated, want to kill myself, hate myself
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Do women ever intentionally act stupid in front of men? Why?

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I am a single Hispanic male from ny. I am successful but still single. any advice? Also I am looking for friends so so if any one wants to talk im up 5164043914
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My balls are too big. They're uncomfortable at night when I sleep. I literally have to put something under my balls to support them. I jerk off but it only relieves them for a few hours at the most. I eat a lot of healthy stuff so my semen production is like 200% normal people. What should I do?
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tldr: Girlfriend is becoming distant, Skyping a dude she works with online that lives 400 miles away all the time ignoring me half the time to do so, has admitted to potentially having feelings for him and has imagined kissing him, feels like she wants to be free to just kiss and flirt with other people but keep sex exclusive to me and remain with me. I am not really ok with this, feel like it will escalate her potential emotions and make things worse and potentially lead to me losing her. Hardly has conversations with me, blames me for it but she hardly wants to talk about anything but her writing at all and has begun alienating things she used to enjoy. Starting to feel used for attention and sex. What do? She has put an emphasis on not wanting to break up, says the dude is a recovering meth head and a schizo and just unstable, says i am the best guy for her, but seems incredibly optimistic most the time. If you want more info just ask. I appreciate any advice. Just really confused right now.
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Is throwing up two days after sex an early warning sign of pregnancy?
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so i have this picture i just found. it was given to me like 10 months ago by my ex and i just stashed it away somewhere to make sure i didn't look at it constantly. i can't really bring myself to destroy it, but i don't want to keep it. should i just give it back to her? she gave it to me with a nice frame, but i have no use for it... we also ended on good terms, so there's no real animosity between us.
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I need some advice on what gift to get for my gf's birthday. She's 23 and we've been together for about 4 months. We're both busy with finals right now but I was thinking I should drop by and surprise her. I was thinking of getting her something small with an engraved message but I don't know what I should write.So I need some ideas for a message or another gift maybe.
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Hello denizens of /adv/ A traveller from /wg/ seeks sage/foolish /adv/ice: I think I'm a secret boyfriend. My girlfriend did update her relationship status, but hid it from view from everyone-- and she never mentions me on there. We spent all weekend building this desk for her, and she posted the results -- but I wasn't mentioned/tagged/anything, even though I did most of the work. wat do?

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HELP! i need to find a topic for my Essay ASAP! i cant think of anything for the life of me, any sugestions would be great: Students will be required to research a contemporary practitioner / studio of their choice in an effort to identify a disciplinary tradition or context into which the works can be seen to fit. Students can be guided by the lecture topics in identifying such a context, or they might argue for a tradition or context not covered in lectures. In the latter instance, confirmation must be sought with the lecturer via the in-class progress report
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So I'm a bit lacking in the emotions department. I'm not saying I'm a sociopath or something, but my emotions are all a bit...blunted? I feel emotions, they're just all small compared to what most feel I guess. I don't ever get very happy. I don't ever get very sad. Everything I feel barely affects me. When I'm at my saddest, I don't really feel too bad. When I'm happiest, I don't really feel very good. I also don't get too passionate any time I'm in a relationship or anything. So what do I do? I can't exactly afford a doctor or therapy.
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Nice long post for you. Sorry. >Have a crush on a girl for 3 years (started sr high school) and have been distant friends the whole time I have known her. >Last month started hanging out after texting some, nothing special just drove around, hung out, talked etc. Both had lots of fun >Week later I ask if she would like to go get something to eat and see a movie (I thought the concept of "date was implied") >She said yes >omgreallyimsohappy.jpeg >Great food great movie. Take her home. Set up time next week to do it again. >Do it again. Great food, laughs, fun, great movie. I'm so fucking happy >We are talking while I drive her home. Suddenly she starts talking about this guy she has liked for a couple years. Not me of course. >Everything just got really shitty. I laugh it off because I'm too in shock and shy too say anything. >We hang out again. We are having fun but the entire time she is texting. >Once back to her house, I ask if the next time we hang out, we could call it a date. (I'm so shy I shocked myself that I actually said it) >"I don't know... sure, I guess if you want too." and gets out. >I feel like I just got a date and dumped at the same time. >never felt so horrible. Am I dating the girl I have wanted to for so long, or did she just tell me to get lost? Did I do something wrong? Thought everything was great... Opinions? Suggestions?
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Life story: Made friends with this girl who is nice and passionate and i thought finally other woman who won't be bitchy. We have hung out a lot but when were alone she is nice and when where with other people she cuts me off and tries to act like she is the top dog or something in the friendship. We were with my other friend and i was trying to talk to her about this bad date and she cut me off and said don't talk about that and gave me this look, i was like i want to so i am going to talk about it with her? and she just rolled her eyes and that. I had a test straight after and this upset me because i felt cut down and so i left without saying anything. Then she runs up right before the test and says look i don't get it but i'm sorry. I turned to her and said well it's just shit when someones like on cuts you off and don't speak kinda thing. She got really aggressive and was like that's on you, not me that's your problem. When i get angry i cry so i started crying and she was smiling and didn't even care. I cried all the way through my test and through the next period trying to sit up the back so people wouldn't stare. I feel like i overreacted but then again if she was a good friend she wouldn't do this. Forever alone ...
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> 2007, be 16, insecure, virgin > self-esteem gets worse > become bulimic > eating disorder all the way down to ~95lb / 5'10" > serially date guys between sixteen and nineteen > have a lot of sex, meet "love of life" > get treatment for eating disorder > experience trauma via psychotropic medication > fucking fucks in inpatient treatment > sick freak bangladeshi psychiatrist > head off to university, badidea > break up with "love of life" > drop out, too mental to study > become depressed and binge eating disorder to 270lb > depression wears off > be 22 > be gainfully employed, headed back to uni > weight slowly falls > 160, 150, 140 > no puking at all, gleaming teeth > have orthorexia > lose all friends, they say "you are haughty", "on a high horse" > start exercising again > start getting noticed by guys again > refuse to drag any of them in to the trap of crazy i am > remember how much i screwed over "love of life" by being a crazy fuck > wat do
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I am thinking of going to school to be an electrician. But i have little idea how tho or it I should at all. originally i wanted to work on computers in some way and went to college for "computer systems technician". That got me nowhere along with my friends who all work in gas stations or other shit jobs if they even have a job (some of us don't). after schooling i worked in a car restoration shop for 2 years. (nothing to do with what i went to school for) now i feel like life just sucks and i know nothing. I just know i love tinkering with electronics and electrical things. Any idea on what way I should go or consider?
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For fuck sake! "Wahh I'm so fat, cry cry cry" Nothing wrong with the bitch. She has a flat tummy, small waist, wide hips and big tits. So her frame accommodates a bit if a heavy build. >what do I say when the fucker goes on about being fat? I've tried pointing out her tits probably weight her down. Tried saying if she wants to lose weight then she can come to the gym with me. (Neither worked) >how do I be the supportive boyfriend without being too nice (don't want her to become land whale) >and how do you guys handle the "do you think I'm fat?" Question






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