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Hey /adv/, I come to you with what may seem like an odd question. Please, refrain from judgement for a moment.
I'm a 30 year old married man. I've been with my wife for 7 years. And I have developed somnophilia. It started when we were having a lot of issues, and she had insomnia. She was even more tired all the time, and we hardly slept together as it was, so it got to the point where we went almost 6 months without having sex. I was at my wit's end and ready to start looking elsewhere. Then she comes home one day after a doctor's visit and tells me the doc prescribed Ambien. Needless to say, it worked like a charm. The second night, she ended up falling asleep on the sofa. I carried her back to bed without her waking, and got her undressed and ready for bed and realized I was incredibly turned on. I copped a feel, and she didn't move at all. I left it at that. Over the next few days, I worked up to the idea of telling her about how turned on it made me. When I did, she was surprisingly receptive. Her view was this: she didn't have the energy to have sex, and she was too stressed out from life and work and having a child to devote her energy to it. But if she was asleep, I could enjoy her body and have sex with her, and she could still wake up rested in the morning. Her only conditions were that I not do anything harmful, not record it, and that I would stimulate her so that she had an orgasm in her sleep. Other than that, it was fair game.
For the last year or so, I've been enjoying sex on a much more regular basis with her. I've found that for the first time, we can have anal sex as well. Lately though, I've noticed some changes. She seems to have built up a tolerance to the Ambien, and is more likely to wake up as I try to initiate things, and she is not relaxed enough the last few weeks to engage in anal sex. We've tried adding OTC sleep aids to no avail.
Does anyone have any suggestions that might help? Pic semi related.
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Hey Anon. Any of you work for Airgas?
I quit weed only a few days ago. I'm done with it forever. It was giving me major issues, so I'm done. That said, here's the thing:
Out of nowhere, about 3 days into my cold turkey I get a call from my bro-in-law saying he got me a job at Airgas. I never asked him to help me, and I know for a fact that they drug test. I would be a fool to turn this down, but I fear weed has one last horror in store for me.
So, if you worked there, how was the drug test? What kind did they do? Most importantly, would I be in the clear if I used synthetic urine?
>tl;dr, Airgas drug test. Can I pass with synthetic urine?
Pic unrelated, of course.
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I'm looking for advices about creating my (family) kamon.
My brother, my 3 cousins and me are all ok getting it tattoed. We want to start this "family tradition".
For those of you who don't know what a kamon is:
I'd like to receive adivices about:
Why it IS a good idea to do it.
Why it ISN'T a good idea to do it.
Advices on the look of it (I have some raw ideas)(Also, we want it to have a "meaning", something abstract is fine, but definetly something with a meaning people could get if explained)
Feel free to post pic-ideas, even hand-made ones are nice;)
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I'm in a bit of a predicament.
My family has always lived by the philosophy "when it doubt, lie".
Your obese pig disgusting acquaintance asks if he can get with the hottest girl in school? Of course he can.
Someone asks you what your parents do for work? Make something up that sounds modest. Someone asks you what you'd like to do in the future? Make something up that sounds employable.
Don't finish your paper on time? Tell them your grandmother died.
If you're friends are pressuring you to buy something you don't want, tell them you can't afford it.
Tell people what they want to hear, what they don't know won't kill them.
Do something wrong? Make up a disorder, blame it on said disorder, become activist for said disorder, then when it's blown over tell them 'the diagnosis was wrong'.
As a result I've developed a "if you get nervous about anything or don't know how to answer a question lie your ass off" kind of OCD, which my family sees as completely normal and healthy and my friends see as borderline sociopathic. It's led to some of my friends thinking I'm borderline homeless, some of them thinking I'm a computer genius, at least 3 girls thinking I'm a surgeon, and completely unable to stay in long term relationships because people figure out that half the things I talk about are bullshit.
I'm currently pursuing a woman who likes me a lot, but she has a very "stereotypical medieval honorable honest polite knight in shining armor" view of the kind of guy she wants to date (she's a LARPer, comes from a posh background) and my exes have commented that my excessive lying is going to destroy my relationship with her and probably anyone else.
Is there any way I can stop this?
Also, can I get a crash course on honesty? What are the things I should lie about and what should I actually be honest about?