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Gf's pussy looser.... cheated on me??

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My gf got back from a week holiday away with her friends today. We didn't speak much over the holiday after a big argument before she went away. She told me she didn't want to be with me before she went but texted me while she was there saying she wasn't going to cheat on me or anything, she just needs space. Today when I went to see her she was mad horny and we got to foreplay and she was really wet. All good. When it came time to put my dick inside her it just slid in. It was much looser than I was expecting, especially giving I hadn't seen her for 7 days. The last time I didn't sleep with her for that long I remember it being mad tight. Did she cheat on me or was it because she was so aroused that it went in so easy and 'felt loose'? I did bring this up to her (mid sex) and she got very upset and starting crying and saying i'd made her feel horrible because I'm basically saying she's got a loose pussy which I guess offended her, but how could I not say anything? She swore she hadn't cheated on me and I want to believe her, she's really dependent on me and devoted and stuff, always been faithful throughout the 5 year relationship, but I don't know. I don't think she could lie to me. We spent the whole day together and she was really normal and happy and shit, didn't seem like she was hiding anything and I know she'd be feeling guilty as fuck if she'd slept with anyone. It's just the pussy thing. I don't know what to think! Please halp. This is gonna eat me away in the back of my mind! Thanks in advance.
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What do guys think about women with large labia minora aka meat curtains? It's never seen in porn and it seems that most guys find it disgusting? I have a pair of those and along with some other insecurities about my body they've kept me from having sex. I really don't want to get involved with a guy only to have him become disgusted/mock me when he sees what I look like down there. It doesn't help that not only are my lips big, they are kinda dark/wrinkly, just ugly. Maybe a guy could fuck me but I can't imagine getting oral (nor would I want anyone's face so close to it). Is ugly pussy like this the same as very small dick on a guy? Should I tell the guy beforehand so he wont be disappointed?

My Mom is a perfect MILF.

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Ok here's the deal and it's all legit. This is not a fantasy and I am not exaggerating one bit. This is my life and it fucking sucks because of this. My mom is in her late 40s and is a total milf. She is. Honest to god like something out of a porno milf movie but 10x better. She is: - Short - Big blonde hair - She has huge natural tits. Probably double d or close to. - Big ass and curves. I do not know why she does it but she dresses like a total slut. Not exactly a total slut but she ALWAYS has to wear a low cut shirt that show her cleavage. And she always has to wear skin tight pants and high heals. Not exactly slut like but she still shows off without apparently knowing it. The weird thing is i dont think shes aware of it. That shes dressing innapropriately by showing so much cleavage and the whole tight pants low cut shirt and the huge platform heels. I dont even think of her like a milf when she dresses like that but to everyone else who sees her, oh my god....they are lucky. What i wanna know is what the fuck do i do? I'm sorry but she is just beyond the perfect milf. She is the definition. How do i cope and live with this?
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Firstly, let me just say I'm gay, ill green text the rest for you >be 2 years ago >have a girlfriend >we were friends previously and had been going out for a year prior to this >she had to go to her grandmothers funeral abroad for a month (she was on life support so they didn't pull the plug right away, they waited till everyone else had visited her) >no issue with her being there, I'm not extremely attached to the point where I'm crying every night etc.etc. >but I have an insanely high sex drive >decide not to jerk off because I want to see how long I can last without release >gets to a point where I'm so horny one night I'm just causally lurking sex forums >see someone mention anal stimulation for men >think wtf is this I'm not gay >move on >hours later I'm even more horny, and figure why the fuck not to try it >lube up a finger and stick it up my ass >holy fuck this is good >use a dildo and fuck myself in the ass She comes back and everythings back to normal, but I find that whenever I need to get off I have to fuck myself with something too. I then began to crave BBC's for who knows what reason, and even to this day I want to get fucked by one. Hell, I even fantasise about cheating on my girlfriend of 4 years now on a black guy. But I can't fucking do it she doesn't deserve this shit, shes just such a nice girl who adores me and shit, I can't go and fuck her over like this. I'm not saying I don't have the same feelings for her too, but I don't know why I want to get fucked so bad. What do???

bangbros vs brazzers

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so /adv/, I want to get a membership to one of these sites, anyone use brazzers or bangbros? which one should i get. > inb4 stop masturbating and get some pussy > be19 > in relationship > yes there is sex > want the account to share with my two best friends since we always talk about porn, might as well watch good porn
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So I just found a napkin with cum that I hid a month ago and it smells exactly like cotton candy. What the hell?
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Hello /adv/! I want him to come over and fuck me. How to make this happen?

Guy randomly came up and told me he fucked my GF

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Please help... So I was at the bars yesterday. Had just recently broken up with my ex. I was there with her, things were going great, and I was for sure going to get laid that night. (I'm moving out of town - no chance of us getting back together anyway). I saw this dude there. Some background: He was somebody that, throughout the summer, had been hanging out with my then gf. She always swore they were just friends. Probably hung out about three times, for just a few hours each. Ex gave him a hug when she saw him. She had texted him to come out earlier. The dude was there with his separated wife, with whom he has a kid. I remember raging when he had gotten her flowers earlier in the summer. I had told her, "This guy isn't a good guy, he's trying to get in your pants, sending you flowers is disrespectful to me, ditch him." She kept hanging out with him. When I'm waiting in line for a drink, he came up to me out of nowhere. "Hey dude, man to man, just letting you know, I fucked her. I think you're cool and everything, but just thought you should know". I was bewildered. I immediately took my ex back to her place and told her what had happened. She denied it up and down. They had gotten drunk together one time (apparently with her roomie there) and that was it. She was in tears. She said he thought I didn't treat her right, and that he had joked about telling me stuff like this before to piss me off. Who do I believe here? Why would he come up to me and tell me that? Was he pissed at her? I'm not thinking clearly right now, any input would be appreciated. Again I'm just bewildered.

No Sound, Googled with luck

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OK, my sound is gone, Ive done all the basics, like select the correct out put device, updated sound driver, ext. Odd thing about this is windows will always fail to send a test sound. And Windows Media Player will no longer work to play normal mp3s it will give an error that is not capable of playing the file. Next when i do play a song via VLC i wont see any levels for any of the output devices. This is a strange error for me as it just started randomly after a boot up. Any advice or help would be great given ive been searching the web for a solution for 4 days now. thanks! Windows 7 64 bit.
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I'm working a new job. I'm in the packing area of a company that makes soup for Panera Bread, Legal Seafoods, supermarkets, etc. It's absolutely backbreaking, with a shitload of lifting and legwork. Second shift blows, and the pay is actually less than my last job. ($9.50/hr) I got word that next week, as the company prepares to move into the busy season, they're ramping up to 12 hour days, which could turn into 6 day weeks, and 14 hour days as we get deeper into the season. My initial reaction is the panic button in the back of my head getting continuously punched. I've been here two days and they want to throw me into a 12 hour shift with coworkers who just stand around talking shit while I hustle and panic to get boxes off the conveyor. These are shady fucking people too. The kind with facial tattoos who speak like 10% english and hush up when managers walk past. The other side of the coin, once my brain has pulled away from the button, is that here in Massachusetts, after 8 hours I get time and a half, which is roughly $14 an hour, so the earning potential is bit higher. It's also a temporary position that might only last into December, so if I can crawl through the napalm smothered minefield, I can walk away with a big fat positive credential on my work history that would look good to another employer. I've talked to my family, and they've even said if worst comes worst and I can't handle it, to keep looking for other jobs. But I'm just not sure where to go. Do I dive into the fire?
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I keep thinking that everyone hates me. I don't actually believe everyone hates me. I just can't stop thinking it. I tried everything that I can to stop it. Nothing works. I don't know what to do. Please help me.
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Well..I need some help /adv/. Here's my story. >meet amazing girl in high school >start dating,and this was 4 years ago >love this girl to fucking death we do everything together and basically live together > had plans to move to with her to college > plans fall through because she didn't get accepted >now she's going to school 1300 miles away >tell her that I can't do it because of distance and money etc. etc. >we are going to break up when she leves Here's my problem > be at music festival over the weekend > start talking to one of my camp neighbors > we hit it off from the start > hangout all weekend > exchange info and part ways > have been texting ever since I left I really like this girl that I just met and I want to keep talking to her and see where it goes, butt my girlfriends leaves in 10 days, am I fucked up for moving on this soon ? If you're having trouble understanding what I posted I'll re-explain it, I typed in a hurry at work Pic related, it's my girlfriend
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I have an oily as fuck face hence lots of acne plus it just generally looks atrocious. Should I invest in facewipes? Any other methods anons are using?
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Is it ok to punch a 60 year old man or is that too old? Whats the ettiquete for hitting someone Ive decided im gunna start "disrespecting" one of my uncles that i hate from now on. Basically at family gatherings im gunna reply to him in a trolly way, answer back, hell i think im probably going to even call him names and shit etc. If he gets all up in my face or strikes me out of frustration when peopel are being disrespected (like a slap) would it be ok to punch him oh btw, he used to touch my dick and shit regularly when i was a kid. Can i get charged with something? If I do hit him and expose him for touching my dick and stuff can I use that to make him want to avoid legal action or will it be like i legally have nothing on him cos it happened years ago? Also would that be considered blackmail?
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I have this fetish of impregnating attractive teenage girls without them aborting the baby OR asking me for financial support. How do I go about this?
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Hi /adv/ After reading a lot of breaking out of a depression and shit I've realized that I want to change my life but circumstances stop me...Should I just give up? I'm 21 and I live with my parents in the middle of the country, there is no city for around 10 miles. This is the main problem why I can't seem to sort my life out, living at home sucks. But the job I do doesn't make enough for me to live alone (I could afford rent alone but not food and shit) I drive a motorcycle and I don't have many friends. I don't see where to go from here, there isn't many jobs because of where I live (couple of small/villages/towns nearby). I'm sick of waking up everyday to the same parents/people/scenery/job. Nothing is changing, I could move country but that would take a while of saving up, then there's no promise of getting a job elsewhere What can I do /adv/?
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Okay guys. Long time smoker of the grass here. I have just gotten an opportunity for a job that would actually get me to stop smoking. I dont really want to, but hey why throw away a good opportunity right? I was wondering if any of you might have some knowledge about getting it out my system. Im not worried about the first drug test because I have some synthetic urine that i have used to get other jobs, and pass random tests before. I basically want to get it out of my system as quick as possible as was wondering if anyone had some experience with it. >http://ultraklean.com/proddetail.php?prod=180 if you were curious, the synthetic urine I use is this. And it does work. I have been "randomly" drug tested by my current employer 2 months in a row.
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I just don't get it am I being too demanding or is my gf just selfish as fuck? I always try to be selfless and romantic in bed and take care of her in every way but she just will not fulfill any fantasy I have and she barely participates in bed. I always fuck her when she's horny and on her period even though she bleeds enough to make it look like she's been shot. She never shaves barely even fucking trims even though I eat her out and did it way more when she did shave once and I do keep my own well trimmed. I really like the idea of cumming inside her but she wont take the pill, or let me cum in her ass our mouth. She's disgusted and afraid of my cum wont let me cum on her or in her mouth even though i've tried tasting it infront of her(nohomo) and explains it tastes like nothing at all. She doesn't give a fuck about giving me any foreplay she'll give me a half hearted bj for roughly 12 seconds and awkwardly and uncomfortably jerking at my cock even after i've given her like 30 minutes of foreplay. During sex I try to change the position every once and a while but she always seems to want to default to the one boring position only she likes. she's fucking lazy as fuck in bed too she hardly ever moves and just assumes i'm supposed to do all the work. I've already tried talking to her about this stuff several times but everytime I do she freaks the fuck out she later apologizes and swears to me that I can be honest. I like her a lot and she's not so selfish in other aspects of our relationship but this is just driving me nuts.
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I have a question for UK anons, who happen to live in or around York/greater yorkshire. How long does it take to get from York city to the nearby coast to the north or the east? I know I could look it up on Google but driving experience tells me people who actually live there will have a better idea than google maps or some shit.
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Oi there! I'll be upfront, I won't follow your advices, I'll do as I please. I just want to know what you'll do and if you've been in this position, what did you do. I'm 23 (24 soon) and fell in love with a girl who's 19. I feel too old and shit to actually ask her out, I feel like she need to experience her own early 20 an whatnot. I also think about how I would freak her parents out....but anyway, what you do anon?






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