Advice for a butt-man on dating a girl with a big butt
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So I'm an ass man. I've finally admitted this to myself. There are many qualities I enjoy in a woman; mental, physical and emotional, but when it comes to a woman's body, nothing turns me on, makes me blush, or gets my heart pumping more than a big, round, plump, curvy female butt. Even better if she's got wide hips and thick thighs to go along with it, and loves wearing tight jeans or skirts to show it off
I've dated a good number of girls, but none of them have particularly stood out in the curvyness department. So I decided that for my next girlfriend, I would focus on finding a girl with a big butt. Life is short, you so might as well spend it with what makes you happy, right?
One hurdle on this journey is that on most dating sites, even when a girl freely admits that she has a big butt (which happens rarely), there are almost never any decent pictures of it, because almost all people take pictures from the front, so you kind of have to take her word for it until you meet her... This being the case, I think it's probably easier to talk to women and ask them out in a public setting.
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How do I get over the possible fact that my girlfriend sucked another man's penis several years ago when she was dating him?
I'm the first and only man she's had sex with, however, it just kills me to know she might have given another guy a blowjob.
I'm not 100% sure she even gave him a BJ, I'm just assuming. She's awful at blowjobs which makes me think she has never done it before.
I don't know why this is bothering me so much. I know she would never cheat on me, and before I was with her, I was with my ex for 5 years, and I've had every sex imaginable with her.
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I keep finding women's clothing at my boyfriend's house that isn't mine. He hasn't failed to explain anything away yet, though.
Items and explanations:
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>mother's laundry got mixed in with his
Haven't gotten an explanation for this yet, I just found it in my car with some of my clothes that I grabbed from his house.
None of his explanations are really unbelievable, considering he had a lot of girlfriends prior to me, one of which lived with him. He has given me abandoned dresses. Plus, his mother does visit sometimes and probably does do laundry. It just bugs me that I keep finding this stuff, considering how many times he's thoroughly cleaned his room since we've been dating. Also, these articles of clothing have been found months apart.
But, we aren't apart often, so if he is/was screwing around behind my back, he's doing it very skillfully.
Should I be suspicious, or should I shut up and enjoy my new shirt?
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how does one make a woman happy? not just any woman, one that isn't happy with herself.
> inb4 surprise her at work, be detail oriented crap. tried it, didn't work
> inb4 give her space, let her be happy alone. also tried that
> tfw, no sex in two months
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What is the single goal or thing you've done that you are most proud of having accomplished?
Right now, I'm finally getting into the habit of consistently planning my activities and goals such that I make fantastic use of my time, I feel much more organized in my daily life, and I'm actually making progress in learning about the subjects I'm interested in, like learning to draw, how to talk to people effectively, and getting in excellent shape.
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Hi /adv/ I'd like to have a gift thread! I'm currently having the "IDK what to get them" dilemma and could use some ideas.
So when I got back from my year studying abroad, like every other post-exchange student, I continued to help the exchange program. This basically meant hanging out with all the foreign students in my country, and native students getting ready to go to foreign countries. Well I hit it off with one of the outbounds (native from my country going abroad) earlier in the year buuuuuut yea problem is she's an outbound. Neither of us are dumb, we both knew how soon she'd be leaving and for how long she'd be gone and we didn't want an ldr so we never got too serious. But I did ask her if we'd be bf/gf if she wasn't going and she said yes
Anyway her going away party is coming up in a few days and I'd like to get her something. I don't have to, like it's not expected of me, but I'd like to. I give my friends gifts a lot :) I'd feel really silly if I didn't do something. But yea it has to be small, like the smaller/flatter the better since she'll already have 2 jampacked suitcases and I think 2 carry-ons.
I have one idea. When I was on exchange a really close friend of mine (from my host-country) got me a disposable camera for christmas. Sounds dumb but it was wrapped up super carefully, had a bow, a little snowy wooden moose cut out thing, a ribbon, and a little card that said "Make nice memories!" That was honestly one of my favorite gifts I've ever gotten. I still have the camera, I'm waiting until I visit them again to use it. Do you think something like this would be a good idea? I feel like it's corny, but (for us/the situation) corny in a not bad way. Disposable cameras are so rarely used now that they've become novel and fun I think. Plus she has a week between the party and when she leaves, so if she doesn't have room for it she can take final pre-exchange pictures with her family or something.
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I come to you in desperation, /adv/. I'm pretty much broke, except for a couple hundred dollars exclusively saved for bills. I'm on food stamps. I have virtually no money I can spend on gasoline any more. I've applied to over 50 places, particularly shit jobs like fast food, dishwashing, janitorial work... no responses. I've filled out detailed information on my applications. I've got some good references.
What the fuck am I doing wrong? I've been unemployed since March and NO PLACE has even called me back for an interview. It's so depressing. I've had call center experience, delivery driver, factory, data entry, car washing... I don't get why I'm not receiving any responses.
I live in southern KY. Is it possible there really aren't any jobs available? I call in to a few places (fast food) every few days to check to see if they're hiring and even when they say yes, I don't get a call for an interview. "Oh we'll call you when we have a chance to look at your application." BULLSHIT. I'm completely willing to work and do anything at this point. It freaking sucks. What do I do?
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>dream of working and living abroad my whole life
>plan on teaching English abroad for a couple years to pay off loans, then grad school for International Relations
>finally achieve teaching job
>get sick for a week, after recovery bike tire flattens and bike shops are closed for four day holiday
>feeling no chemistry with other foreigners here, suspect they actively dislike me
>not making native friends
>most days go to work, do nothing, go home
I had better days as a temporary six month NEET at home...and I should be happy! I'm on the road to my dream! Any advice /adv/?