Advice for a butt-man on dating a girl with a big butt
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So I'm an ass man. I've finally admitted this to myself. There are many qualities I enjoy in a woman; mental, physical and emotional, but when it comes to a woman's body, nothing turns me on, makes me blush, or gets my heart pumping more than a big, round, plump, curvy female butt. Even better if she's got wide hips and thick thighs to go along with it, and loves wearing tight jeans or skirts to show it off
I've dated a good number of girls, but none of them have particularly stood out in the curvyness department. So I decided that for my next girlfriend, I would focus on finding a girl with a big butt. Life is short, you so might as well spend it with what makes you happy, right?
One hurdle on this journey is that on most dating sites, even when a girl freely admits that she has a big butt (which happens rarely), there are almost never any decent pictures of it, because almost all people take pictures from the front, so you kind of have to take her word for it until you meet her... This being the case, I think it's probably easier to talk to women and ask them out in a public setting.
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How do I get over the possible fact that my girlfriend sucked another man's penis several years ago when she was dating him?
I'm the first and only man she's had sex with, however, it just kills me to know she might have given another guy a blowjob.
I'm not 100% sure she even gave him a BJ, I'm just assuming. She's awful at blowjobs which makes me think she has never done it before.
I don't know why this is bothering me so much. I know she would never cheat on me, and before I was with her, I was with my ex for 5 years, and I've had every sex imaginable with her.
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I keep finding women's clothing at my boyfriend's house that isn't mine. He hasn't failed to explain anything away yet, though.
Items and explanations:
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>mother's laundry got mixed in with his
Haven't gotten an explanation for this yet, I just found it in my car with some of my clothes that I grabbed from his house.
None of his explanations are really unbelievable, considering he had a lot of girlfriends prior to me, one of which lived with him. He has given me abandoned dresses. Plus, his mother does visit sometimes and probably does do laundry. It just bugs me that I keep finding this stuff, considering how many times he's thoroughly cleaned his room since we've been dating. Also, these articles of clothing have been found months apart.
But, we aren't apart often, so if he is/was screwing around behind my back, he's doing it very skillfully.
Should I be suspicious, or should I shut up and enjoy my new shirt?
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First off, if it matters, I'm male.
I've been using steam in offline mode for about 1 and a half year now. Most of the people who were still in my friends list didn't remove me yet. I'd like to try anew, meet individuals online to play games and communicate with. The problem is I don't want to log into steam friends again and risk some of these people who have been in my friends list for ages just suddenly sending me a message, asking why I remained offline for so long for instance. Do I just remove all of them? There's one guy in particular I used to often do stuff with, actually told him a bit about my life and he told of his (in chat, none of these are real-life friends), would it bother him at all?
I want to enjoy Payday 2 which is coming out soon and I don't want to get yelled at from messing shit up once in a while in a public game, if I had a friend to instruct me and who wouldn't kick me out of anything, that definitely would help me enjoy the game regardless of how many newbie-intolerant people I come across.
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I have no good outlet for anger, and never express it publicly nor act on it privately. I have seen extremely violent dreams since childhood, and actually hope I would someday flip out and finally start killing people, but in reality I never even raise my voice.
I see a psychiatrist because of depression, and heard that suppressed anger inevitably turns against yourself. And I do hate myself.
How can you deal with anger? Physical conflict would get my midget ass handed to me, yelling online is something that I despise, and throwing things would just break my own belongings. Obviously not hating would be the best solution, but I wouldn't be in this situation if I didn't always suppress my anger in the first place.
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Co workers hosting a party, it's the third one now. I hadn't even heard about it but my younger (2 years - 17/19) sister has from work the other day where she was invited by somebody. She's insisting that I go to the party, but I really feel out of place because nobody mentioned it. I have contact information from a number of people attending and not a single one sent me a text or anything in regards to the party.
The male coworkers that I know want nothing to do with me. I've tried making conversation and friends since I started there last year, but I'm most often ignored and forgotten about - we also don't seem to share any interests. I've been working at a second job for a couple of weeks now, and I feel more at home with those people than my first job. People at my second job actually talk to me on their own accord, ask questions, and I certainly don't have to force conversations.
The girls that will be there I'm 99% sure aren't interested in me. I've tried my luck with a number of them and had zero results, so that's the situation on the other side.
My sister is practically begging me to go but I can't bring myself to do it. I don't feel like I belong there among people who really aren't my friends (I've tried, trust me). I don't want to spend the next couple of hours sitting there being uncomfortable while I watch everyone else get along just fine without me. I feel like I'd be a burden.
I just don't know what to do here /adv/. I fucking hate myself for being unable to find people who like me, or something about me - but I want to be normal and go to these things. I just don't feel right about showing up somewhere I'm obviously not wanted (no true invite) and just being some guy nobody cares about or even really knows.
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Anon that religiously bumped thread for two days, back from work, wet and ready.
>Hurt GF, badly. She spent nights crying because I was neglecting her needs and she was extremely clingy
>I was neglecting her due to severe PTSD over dramatic death of parent
>She broke up with me literally a week after I started to actually improve, you know where the turning point was
>Almost thought our whole everything was over with
>Time goes on before we leave school, me and her become close again and have good times together
>I help her get back into therapy, comfort her through her self harming phase
>We leave school, month later she starts dating someone who goes to school near where she lives but lives ages away during non school year.
>I didnt see her for months, but talked with her for hours daily either on facebook, skype or g+, only these ways because she was afraid of her parents and me coming or vice versa due to their disapproval
>See her a few weeks ago
>We had an amazing time and she was... very touchy feely. Wanting me to hold her, nuzzling herself against me, giving me kisses on the cheek etc
>When we part after the end of the day, she cries. In part because she was so happy she got to see me and in part because she was sad she was leaving and couldnt take me with her
>Put our hands on our hearts, and then on each others, and say 'home'. We tell each other we're family. She says she never wants to go so long without seeing me again, hopes to see me again within 2 weeks - 1 month, would be sooner if not for parents and it scares her and really, really stresses her out
>A few days ago
>Shes on her period, really emotional
>Gets on the topic of our breakup
>My feelings have changed I can't ever let you be that close to me again everything bad that happened is your fault my depression was your fault my failing was your fault my lack of friends was your fault, but then said she shouldnt have said some of that
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I don't exercise because I'm lazy, not because it's indie to be a lanky 6'3" 66kg piece of shit with arms that I can wrap my hand around and touch my thumb and middle finger together.
I don't try to forward my relationships with female friends because I'm a pussy bitch who breathes fast, grinds my teeth, has no self confidence, sweats and gets horrible breath when I get nervous. It's not because I'd rather focus on schoolwork, or because I want to be like Tesla and solve society's problems. Those are lies that I'm telling myself.
Starting my ChemEng program at Polytechnique in Montreal in two weeks, moving there from my home city of Halifax. I'm not sure how it'll work out, I've always waited till the last minute with everything in life and the devil on my shoulder is telling me that it won't change.
I've been on 2 dates in my life, both in my last yr of High School. Both started with mutual interest, but my fear of escalation made both relationships. Never had a second date with a girl, k1ssl3ss v1rg1n xD.
There's this girl and I don't want to ruin it with her. Met at the start of grade 12, we were friends and never saw her as a potential gf for many months into the school year, probably because she's muslim and was interested in another girl at that time, but starting in the winter, I realised she was the coolest person I'd ever met and that I always just wanted to hang out with her. For xmas I gave her a vinyl and she put it on her wall, and then when I was going to tell her I liked her, she revealed that she was moving to Sudbury. I decided to not say anything and hope we'd be reunited some day. She came back for a week during Spring Break and we hung out, but nothing more than just chilling with our group of friends. Before she left, I gave her two vinyls. She sent me a picture of the three vinyls on her wall at her new house.
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I'm being guilt tripped into giving my kidney to a close family friend.
I'm apparently the only match and it's making me feel incredibly uncomfortable.
He talks about his excruciating pain, depression, determination to live but helpless because "some people are ungrateful for what they have" etc.
His conversations mostly go along the lines of the above, it makes the whole situation tense.
It may sound selfish, but I don't want to give my kidney to a guy I personally hardly know (my family are besties with him and his family).
Wtf do I do? He obviously won't stop, and it's clear he's going to become more of a dick as time goes on.
If anything does happen, I'll have it thrown in my face every single time.