Advice for a butt-man on dating a girl with a big butt
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So I'm an ass man. I've finally admitted this to myself. There are many qualities I enjoy in a woman; mental, physical and emotional, but when it comes to a woman's body, nothing turns me on, makes me blush, or gets my heart pumping more than a big, round, plump, curvy female butt. Even better if she's got wide hips and thick thighs to go along with it, and loves wearing tight jeans or skirts to show it off
I've dated a good number of girls, but none of them have particularly stood out in the curvyness department. So I decided that for my next girlfriend, I would focus on finding a girl with a big butt. Life is short, you so might as well spend it with what makes you happy, right?
One hurdle on this journey is that on most dating sites, even when a girl freely admits that she has a big butt (which happens rarely), there are almost never any decent pictures of it, because almost all people take pictures from the front, so you kind of have to take her word for it until you meet her... This being the case, I think it's probably easier to talk to women and ask them out in a public setting.
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How do I get over the possible fact that my girlfriend sucked another man's penis several years ago when she was dating him?
I'm the first and only man she's had sex with, however, it just kills me to know she might have given another guy a blowjob.
I'm not 100% sure she even gave him a BJ, I'm just assuming. She's awful at blowjobs which makes me think she has never done it before.
I don't know why this is bothering me so much. I know she would never cheat on me, and before I was with her, I was with my ex for 5 years, and I've had every sex imaginable with her.
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I keep finding women's clothing at my boyfriend's house that isn't mine. He hasn't failed to explain anything away yet, though.
Items and explanations:
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>ex-girlfriend left it
>mother's laundry got mixed in with his
Haven't gotten an explanation for this yet, I just found it in my car with some of my clothes that I grabbed from his house.
None of his explanations are really unbelievable, considering he had a lot of girlfriends prior to me, one of which lived with him. He has given me abandoned dresses. Plus, his mother does visit sometimes and probably does do laundry. It just bugs me that I keep finding this stuff, considering how many times he's thoroughly cleaned his room since we've been dating. Also, these articles of clothing have been found months apart.
But, we aren't apart often, so if he is/was screwing around behind my back, he's doing it very skillfully.
Should I be suspicious, or should I shut up and enjoy my new shirt?
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it's late at night and I'm bored so I thought I could see what replies i'd get.
i had a depression earlier, started ~3 years ago and was up and down for 2.5 years (to early this year)
i'm feeling a lot better, on the depression scale, but everything seems mediocre now
i still laugh if i find something actual fun, but mostly everything is mediocre and/or bad
i dont want to do anything really, i like playing games sometimes but generally "prefer" doing fuckall on the computer, which is actually pretty damn boring
i'm not on any meds and never have been
im not sure if the depression is over, if it only lightened or if it got worse
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i want to throw a party next month, money is not a issue (lol get a helicopter an fireworks then lol.) ... ok moneys a issue, but i have like 3 grand to throw it with. so with that in mind, what do i do? It's i cant think of much else to buy, except liquor. but i was thinking about renting a hall for the night, having a open bar, a DJ, and caterer. but i donno.
what are some good ways to make this party epic.
what parties have you been too, what made them epic.
i have one month to plan.
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i need help /adv/. im getting married and i dont know if i made the right choice
i have constant stress and my chest hurts ever since i asked her.
i just watched 2 movies, one is end of watch the other is jarhead
in end of watch there is a conversation that goes like this, one cop talking to his partner.
>when i got married my grandma asked me one question. "can you live without her?" and if the answer is yes, then man up, and dont string her along
i could live without her. i mean, shes awesome and all, but if she died tomorrow id be sad but i could get over it and be ok.
right after this i watch jarhead and the one dude gets a vid from his wife of her fucking the neighbor
my dad, who has always given good advice, once told me never to get married. hes ben through 2 mariages and both ended.
now he tells me to follow my gut.
i just... fuck... i dont know what the fuck to do. i swore oaths upon oaths to myself that id never get married.
friends all my life has said marriage changes women. like the hulk turning green.
ive watched friends marriages kinda go like that, esp one who just got married. now that shes a wife shes much more cold, agressive, and maniuplative whereas before she was all smiles and flowers and such
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hey guys, i want to go on a rant
situation: in my last week of an engineering internship with an oil and gas company
problem: today, a last minute meeting was called in which the COO informed the engineering department that their department head was leaving the job. he also commented on the interns (I and another guy) and how he would love for this "other" guy to come and work for the company
crux: I and this other guy had presented beforehand to the COO and had a lackluster presentation. i was extremely nervous of course, but i have always been this type.
unstructured: i feel like shit. i think i have an anxiety problem. since this was my first internship i especially wanted to make a good impression these folks, but to the best of my knowledge, i didn't do shit. i am fucking constantly thinking of what others think of me. i feel like a nervous, unprepared, whiny child right now. so what's the deal? i tried pretty hard this summer. i guess my personality is off. i guess i am just an awkward motherfucker.
How does one succeed in the workplace? kiss ass? be silent? become a social god?
is it cheating?
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so /adv/. I like going to strip clubs. is that cheating? I've always been faithful to my gf, and I've brought her along a few times. I don't even get dances that often, I just like to drink there. and I don't go alone, I always bring my best friend, she's a girl, and we just chill there. she's kinda jealous, but she says its fine with her. so is it cheating?
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how do i tell if she is more interested in me than in others?
girl working in gym as receptionist. maybe not the most beautiful, but pretty enough and always smiling, always nice.
she is very friendly to everyone. one day i was in a bit of a bad mood and walked in. she just greeted me with her smile and i told her my thoughts: "you know, it's so nice to come in here and always be greeted with such a great smile".
since that day she always giggles when i say something - be it simply about the weather.
i tried to see how she reacts to others but it's hard for me to tell because you know how the brain tries to bias those observations.
i would really like to get to know her and i'm leaving the gym in three weeks. what would you do, adv?
if she were just another gym-goer i'd just asked for her number because nothing to lose, but as shes the receptionist i'd feel retarded if it failed..
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my girlfriend is, hands down, the most attractive woman i have ever seen, definitely a solid 9 if not 10. we work at the same restaurant together and she's always getting hit on by customers and our coworkers. she's tall and wears glasses and has a great body and she's always smiling.
i, on the other hand, am....not so good looking. kinda short, bushy eyebrows, really need to work out more... the types of women who have been interested in me have always been only moderately good-looking at best, so when this girl approached me and we started talking and eventually dating, i was at first confused and then eventually just dumbfounded as to why she'd pick me out of everyone.
of course, i never questioned her directly, i just decided to be happy with it. as we talked more i started to realize that she is extremely weird (but in a good way that i like) and has a ton of confidence issues (clearly she was a late bloomer, not always so beautiful) and so that explains why she isn't with someone more attractive i guess, she doesn't really seem like she's very confident she'd be able to.
anyway. so we like each other and stuff....but when we go out in public, people stare, men give me mean looks, women laugh. looks like they can't believe a woman like her would be with someone like me, and it feels....really shitty. even shittier is the looming fear that one day one of these people may actually speak to her and tell her she can do better....and she might believe them.
it's hard to feel happy with my relationship when i can't stop feeling scared that one day she'll suddenly realize she's out of my league and leave me. what can i do about this?
pic related -- it's not us but that's pretty much what we look like