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So I've been using ChristianMingle for dating and hookups, and I've been having a LOT of success lately. My biggest problem is I'm not Christian, and I don't know SHIT about Christianity. So I always get busted, usually after the first couple of dates when they start to talk about faith and shit.
I'm looking for some help on recommendations for a Christianity Book for Dummies, something that is easy and that I can get up to speed really quickly with. I got a friend to help me build my profile and I know a few good lines of scripture, but beyond that I'm winging it Fucking hard, and it's really fucking up my scores. So any other tips, or what are you favorite stories or parables to bust out from the bible.
I honestly think I could be fucking a Christian cutie on the regular if I could just somehow lockdown the con on faith and being Christian. There have been two girls now that I had really good rapport with but not knowing anything about faith and scripture busted me out on the second and third dates. The second date it was after we had sex, she wanted to talk about her beliefs with me and I got owned on it. The other one we were making out and she asked me a question and stumped me, and I hemmed and hawed and got busted.
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Why do you want us (women) to gargle your cum, but still squeal at the sight of a tampon?
Isn't it kind of silly to be so paranoid of ~6 ounces of blood, our natural bodily fluid, while wanting us to bath in yours?
Not that I'm a huge fan of period sex, and semen doesn't really bother me either, but I've always found this kind of ironic.
pic related: semen and blood
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How do I exploit daddy issues? Here's a girl, she's like a textbook example of it:
Almost all her friends are guys, some are outright orbiters.
Seeks attention at all times, if she's in a group and can't contribute to the conversation, will pull very colorful stunts to direct attention back to herself.
Really neurotic, breaks down laughing at very impromptu times, actually hard to hold a coherent conversation with. She loves to talk about herself, though. Not so much discussing herself, but just saying things to someone, mainly about her problems, is something she finds endlessly fascinating.
Grown up with no father, says she'd be a completely different person if he'd been around.
It's been shown she can't be fixed or normally dated as it is, but this doesn't mean she'll leave my social circle any time soon or stop being an influence on it. She contributes nothing but frustration to anyone at the moment, how can she be harnessed to greater efficiency?
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>be in college
>have gf for 1.5 years, good-looking, nice, smart, just a bit too clingy, absolutely adores me
>around the 1 year mark start feeling bored of her, consider dumping her but decide not to because (1) it would break her heart and (2) got no reason to really, she hasn't done anything wrong and i don't have any better offers
>when we both finished our a levels we talk about breaking up, we're both ok with it, we knew we were going to the same university so decided we could get back together if we wanted and the relationship seemed to have come to a natural end
>remain pretty much a couple until uni, just don't label ourselves as one
>when we get to uni, she gets a new bf, she'd been talking to him for a while after we 'broke up' and i knew about it
>this tears me apart, no way could i have anticipated how much this would've upset me
>tell her i want her back when i find this out, confess my absolute devotion to her
>she won't take me back, says she really likes this new guy
>enter a spiral of depression, so upset all the time, try forgetting about her with other girls, doesn't work
>realize how much you actually love her, regret so much that you didn't always show her when you were going out
>tried being friends, didn't work, couldn't handle seeing her and not having her
>tell her it's best we lose all contact, only way i'll get over her
>be at a club with friends after three weeks of no contact with her, she's their with her bf (been in this situation another time about a month earlier, but it still killed me to see him with her), avoided them both
>her friend comes up to me: "anon you need to speak to anonette, she's been in tears over you for the past few days"
>call her, says she really misses me but has no romantic feelings for me
>invite her over so we can talk about it, says she feels really selfish for breaking our no contact rule because i told her how depressed speaking to her makes me feel and that i just wanna forget about her
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Why is it that I'm straight and have a boyfriend, but when I fap or have the urge to masturbate, I always think of women and/or look at pictures/video of naked women? The thought of being a lesbian is repulsive, but I cannot get off any other way solo.
My bf found my 2 gigs of shit I've saved off /b/ and is pissed (which you'd think he'd be even more mad if it was naked pictures of dudes, but whatever), and I want to explain it to him but I don't know how without coming off as a huge lesbo.
Make peace with yourself, autists
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Life's been so good recently.
This used to be me:
>shot down yet again
>getting older and older
>time is running out
>think back upon the most recent failure
>she most likely thinks i'm a total weirdo, a loser, or that i don't have my shit together
One morning, it hit me suddenly, how arrogant I'd been. All that time, with girl after girl, striking out, I thought I was simply "making mistakes": spilling spaghetti / being awkward / boring / saying stupid shit and giving her the "wrong impression."
But that was wrong. I was actually giving the right impression. A fucking weirdo aspie loser impression. The only impression I could give. And they were all right to avoid me like the plague.
Like the blind or the deaf, some people just don't get to experience some part of life that others do. That's how it works. It hit with so much clarity that I actually felt shame at never having realized such a simple possibility before.
If you are mentally or socially crippled, stop fighting it. The blind can never learn to see. It's not about "giving up" or being lazy, stupid, a pussy, etc. If they don't have working eyes, they just can't see, PERIOD.
You have two choices: settle, or be alone. But emotionally you're alone with both choices, so I'd recommend the latter. The choice you do NOT have is to approach a member of the opposite sex who is attractive to you, leave a favorable and desirable impression, and develop a mutually satisfying relationship.
Learn to enjoy what life will let you enjoy. All my stress, all my feelings of being a failure, have evaporated. Nowadays, when a qtpi seems interested, I remember my disability, and I already know the result. I smile a knowing smile, extract myself from the situation as politely as possible, and move on to the rest of my day. And life is good.
No one is at fault. Not you, not women, and not society. In fact, there isn't even anything amiss. It just is what it is.
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I'll keep this as short as I can.
A girl that I had a thing with around the same time last year agreed to hang out with me sometime this week.
We were friends a bit before that, and stayed friends for a while after, then I cut her off for almost a year, until earlier in March.
Why would she want to hang out? She already dropped me. On Valentines day, I got a girlfriend. She showed up supposedly looking for me with a big teddy bear, or so my friends say.