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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:07:57 No.12362476

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I need to read 4 books and write a paper on each in 8 hours. I'm a fast reader, but I'm lazy as fuck. Any tips on getting me motivated?

I'll pay you in sexy photos of my homework.


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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:09:43 No.12362489
Nope. I'm procrastinating too. Writing journals.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:10:59 No.12362499
>>12362489
Yeah, in hindsight, probably wasn't the best idea to ask 4chan for help on procrastinating. Asking a blind person to describe the sunrise.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:12:13 No.12362504
Work in exam conditions. remove all distractions. Imagine you are in an exam.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:12:21 No.12362506
Any specific books?

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:13:47 No.12362513
>>12362504
I do my reports on the computer, my distractions are the internet.

>>12362506
I'm embarrassed to say the names, because they're good books that I should have read already:
Grapes of Wrath
The Hobbit
For Whom the Bell Tolls
the final one is a textbook, and it's practice tests not reports, but I thought it'd be easier to just say "4 books and write a paper on each"

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:15:47 No.12362521
>>12362513
cliffnotes go!

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:16:57 No.12362526
You could easily find summaries and analysis of those books on the internet.

Google pomodoros - get a timer, 25mins of working then a 5 minute break, repeat for however long you can before taking a longer break.

Google HabitRPG - that wont help you today, but it's this todo system that I find keeps me motivated.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:17:52 No.12362530

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>>12362513
You're not a fast enough reader to read 1000 something pages and write a paper on each in 8 hours. Unless, of course, the papers are <4 pages, in which case you don't even really need to read the books.
Have yourself a fap, install a nuker, and block all websites that can be 'entertainment'.
Best of luck, man.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:20:37 No.12362546
Grapes of wrath is an excellent book, you should read that...fortunately it's an easy read. You could probably skip over,some of the middle as long as you get the summary from cliff notes. For whom the bell tolls is a great book, but a bit dated. Short though, should be a breeze to get through it with some cliffs. Try to understand what the book is really about.
Damn the hobbit, well go of it and just focus on the underlying purity of the hobbits and some of the tie ins to CS Lewis' influence

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:20:48 No.12362547
>>12362521
That's great... Not helping me stop my procrastination powers.

>>12362526
Awesome, HabitRPG it is, that'll help me in the long term, I guess...

>>12362530
If I start fapping, I'll just be procrastibating instead of procrastinating. What's a nuker? I'll block those websites as soon as I get a little more advice.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:27:47 No.12362586
Fuck, get drunk and do it. It's more fun you think, and your teachers will know so they will give you a pass for even the most mindless jibberish. If asked, you could say you had an anxiety attack and the medications make you a bit loopy and ask to make them up...and submit a slightly refined version of the papers you write snorting ritalin or some shit.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:34:23 No.12362618

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>>12362586
Hmm... Blame it on medical reasons if it's done badly, got it! Thank you!

As promised, sexy pictures of homework.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:38:53 No.12362646
>>12362618
That's one ugly vagina.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:40:42 No.12362655
>>12362646
I thought it was an old mans balls

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 07:50:14 No.12362689
>>12362655
>>12362646
It's something so beautiful that it becomes your greatest sexual desires.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 08:14:01 No.12362792
>>12362689
My grandfather molested me, so this just took a turn into the psychospectrum of lust. Did I see the old mans balls because I've seen them before and it reminds me of them...or did I project my underlying sexual desire to have old man balls in my face, being used like a helpless child, completely free in my full lack of self direction.

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Anonymous 2013-05-29 08:17:31 No.12362807
>>12362792
>>12362689
>>12362530
>>12362476

ITT: Everything.







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