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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:25:55 No.11507371

[Missing image file: cheatingwife.jpg]

So...I think I just found my girlfriend on a porn site geting pounded by some guy while she was talking to me. Thing is, I don't really have a good way of finding out. The video is very dark and I can't make out too much of what the guy on the phone is saying, but the conversation sounds vaguely familiar. Sounds like her voice too. Sounds just a little bit like my voice.

How do I politely show her the video/ask if this is her in said video?

I wish I could accidentally show it to her but for these next 5 months we're 500 miles apart.

This is fucking tearing me apart.


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The Un-Scholar 2013-01-21 05:31:00 No.11507406
Got any tech-savvy friends? Ask 'em.

Pine around for source on its site, there's usually some person who can find it and being like "more/sauce on this girl?" is really inconspicuous on a porn site since everyone asks it anyway.

Other than that, no, I don't think you can subtly be like, "Hey, is this you getting dicked by some random guy while talking to me?"

I can't possibly fathom how you think that would garner an honest response.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:33:23 No.11507419
wow that feel i do not know.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:36:40 No.11507432
try to spot things that are unique about her. Also you should provide sauce on the video youre speaking of, would be helpful.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:37:18 No.11507441
what's the porn site?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:37:38 No.11507444
This is an easy fix bro. here is what you do:

invite her over
play the video
stare her down, don't say a word

...if it is her a look of horror will come over her face. If it is not her she will just look at you like, "wtf are you playing me a pron video?"

post results on the CHan. also post a link to the video in question. NOW.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:39:52 No.11507458
>>11507406
It's an amateur video and it seems to be only one out there.

Here's the video.

F7F5162 on mommyless.

Can anyone tell if that's a piercing or not at the 2:16 mark?

>>11507444
I can't, she's 500 miles away.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:40:28 No.11507463

[Missing image file: Do It Faggot - Jaws.jpg]
>>11507444

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:42:15 No.11507474
>>11507458
>F7F5162
I can't fap to this.

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Philip J. Fry 2013-01-21 05:42:59 No.11507475
>>11507458
>Girlfriend Talking to Boyfriend While Cheating

uh, do you remember that convo?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:44:07 No.11507480
>>11507475
I don't quite remember because I can barely make out what the person on the phone is saying.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:44:12 No.11507481
>>11507458
that looks like a weird stomach piercing. wtf

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:46:04 No.11507491
NTR is the new thing bro. You have the right to be paranoid

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:46:18 No.11507493
>>11507444
HOLY FUCK DO THIS!

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:48:10 No.11507501

[Missing image file: Hips.jpg]
>>11507481
Oh it does?
Awesome, I might be worried for no reason then.

Does it look like this piercing at the 2:16 mark?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:51:04 No.11507521

[Missing image file: 2zteqn7.gif]
THIS THREAD

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:52:14 No.11507531
>>11507501
i'm unsure

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:56:45 No.11507551
>>11507458
>F7F5162
post a direct link faggot not some shit like this

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:58:59 No.11507564
>>11507480
Well there's a "you know I was late to work today" (or something) and the "why are you still up?" "Well why are YOU still up?" and a hasty "baby let me call you back later"

>>11507501
Kinda does. I didn't catch the belly button but the subdermal is in the right place. I'd probably recognize her better from her ass though.

If it's her, well, that sucks.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:59:03 No.11507565
Alright guys thanks. I'm a bit more sure that it isn't her but it just sounds so much like her and a little like me, but that (possible) hip piercing is throwing the entire thing off.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 05:59:30 No.11507571

[Missing image file: bateman2.jpg]
wtf is the website you are talking about post a fucking link....

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:00:51 No.11507577
>>11507571
Relax. It's (another word for mom)less
4chan blocks the site

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:01:04 No.11507582
>>11507571
see >>11507458

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:02:54 No.11507589
>>11507565


OP whats your location?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:03:17 No.11507592
>>11507571
>>11507577
>>11507582
still no fukin clue what site

mommy? mom wtf is another name for a mom

seriously what am I supposed to be looking for

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:04:37 No.11507600
>>11507592


type mother, then less then finish it with .com then a / then the F7F5162

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:04:55 No.11507603
>>11507577
looked for mommyless.com and it doesnt exist

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:04:59 No.11507604

[Missing image file: MOTHER_3__wallpaper_by_Pe(...).jpg]
>>11507592
less

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:05:10 No.11507605
You could just say, "{mutual guy friend} sent me this video and said you looked like the girl"

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:06:23 No.11507612
>>11507589

OP, tell me your location and the first letter of her name

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:06:29 No.11507613
>>11507605
Thanks I may just try this.
I just don't want to fuck up a 3 year relationship.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:07:38 No.11507620
I seriously wanna know what fucking idiot doesn't know what site OP is talking about. Hell, people could just be lazy and ENTER the fucking tag number OP gave them in google. Stop being lazy and dumb.

BTW, do this OP. >>11507444

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The Un-Scholar 2013-01-21 06:07:51 No.11507622
>>11507458

>one solution

Record yourself on your phone, record it on vocaroo, post results?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:08:05 No.11507624
>>11507613
yea. i've never had to deal with something like this before, but if you do it right it's the best way.

at the same time, i would never want my GF knowing i went on Mless or even knew what it was.

maybe just screenshots?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:08:24 No.11507627
>>11507603
use another word for mommy

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:08:33 No.11507628
>>11507444
this is actually a really good plan

do this

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:09:15 No.11507631
>>11507612
I'm down south.

Why? Do you think you think you know her? What do you think the first letter of her name is?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:09:54 No.11507639

[Missing image file: GRRM.jpg]
>>11507620
I finally found out the website... and I don't see how not knowing the website makes me an idiot. It's a really shitty porn site riddled with ads... congrats you must be a real internet superhero if you are familiar with the site...

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:10:05 No.11507641
How could you not know if you had the exact conversation she was going through with her? How could you not tell if that was her voice? While it's dark, how could you not instantly know if it was her or not?

This is just boggling my mind. You guys been in a long distance relationship with extremely sparse communication over the past year? At that point it doesn't even matter.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:10:15 No.11507643
>>11507444
yes, thisthisthis

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:10:44 No.11507648
>>11507631

I clicked on the Username. If you live in Florida and her name starts with a S, that's not good. Even if you live in Florida alone, the coincidence is just too abnormal.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:10:55 No.11507650
Use your head for a minute.
Remember when it was.
Think back on how your relationship dynamic was with her.
Think about the subtle emotions she was conveying.
Think about what you were putting into the relationship.

Does it seem realistic that she would cheat?
Or does it just seem too far fetched and coincidental?

Consider the context of your relationship, and THEN go figuring out whether or not it's her in the vid.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:11:07 No.11507653
>>11507639
Yeah nah, you're a faggot. That's like not knowing what 4chan is.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:12:06 No.11507659
>>11507639

Because it shows how long you HAVEN'T been on 4chan. That's the point I'm trying to make. Also, it shows you're so fucking lazy you couldn't figure out to google the damn handle.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but fuck.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:12:54 No.11507666
>>11507659
then again, it's not /b/

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:13:08 No.11507668
>>11507639
and congrats on being put on the FBI watch list haha.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:15:08 No.11507682
>>11507650
Thanks. That makes me feel a hell of a lot better now because she really doesn't seem like the type of person to do that.

I might just be crazy today because I recently caught the flu and been a little mentally disturbed lately. Doesn't help that I've been browsing /r9k/ every now and then.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:15:51 No.11507685

[Missing image file: Picture of me 8.png]
>>11507639
get a load of this guy

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:17:17 No.11507696
>>11507682
I know that feel anon.
I was in a /soc/ thread earlier about the friendzone and it was starting to make me insecure and worried about fucking nothing.
I got the hell out of that thread fast when I realized what it was doing with my head.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:18:24 No.11507701
>>11507648
Nope, not florida. But then again if you look at the video it was originally from WSHH. I tried finding the orginal video but it looks like it was remove.

I just really need to know if that's a piercing or not, that would stop my insane thoughts.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:18:28 No.11507702
Have you ever watched porn together? Get a Skype session going with cam. Send her the video. Watch her face to see if she's mortified because its her or if she's into it because porn.

or

Set up a fake profile and msg her pretending to be a fan that sourced out the video.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:18:56 No.11507706
>>11507627
another word for mommy... mother mom mum whore


seriously whats the damn word

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:20:48 No.11507716
>>11507702
Great fucking idea! Why didn't I think of this! Thanks. I'll try either one of those things and see what I get tomorrow.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:21:06 No.11507717
>>11507706
It's been said a few times in this thread.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:22:17 No.11507723
>>11507702
The second one is pretty good

Just make a fake thing on facebook, send it to her and ask if this is her.

Or you could just be direct and ask her if this is her. Sure she'll probably lie, but by god it will ruin her forever and she'll definitely break up and feel guilty for the rest of her life

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:23:25 No.11507727
>>11507716
Dont forget to share with us what happened

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:23:53 No.11507733
>>11507717
nope havent once seen the other word posted. tried mommy mother mom mum and none work'd
so sorry I dont know this magic pornsite that somehow means I dont come on here enough but not everyone knows the shit porn sites.


oh well ops ho is cheating... he'll find out by her reaction and thus he'll post later going hitches & oars thread?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:24:07 No.11507735
>>11507480

He also says something about all he did that weekend was or that day was go to the gym. Do you workout?

Also, did you drink any caffeine or smoke any weed today? Or do hard drugs in the last week? That shit can make you paranoid.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:25:07 No.11507738
>>11507733
Have you tried plugging them into Google?

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:25:46 No.11507743
>>11507716

Glad to help. Hope it works out for you OP, you sound like a nice guy.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:26:49 No.11507747
That certainly looks like a hip piercing.

The user "shellee954" is not the same person in the video. Shellee has an "?" tattoo on her hip, and seems to be white.

The chick in the video has a hip piercing and doesn't appear to have that tattoo.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:27:41 No.11507751
>>11507701

It's a white plastic bead, not a diamond.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:29:16 No.11507762
>>11507735
I do workout and I don't smoke.

I'll try a few things tomorrow just to verify. I'll post results most likely around this time tomorrow. Thanks everyone, I love you guys and you all have probably saved me from slipping into insanity.

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Anonymous 2013-01-21 06:34:24 No.11507800
>>11507738
yup nothing. it's gotta be some bs on my end. oh well im past it. if he posts in a day ill know if i catch the thread







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