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Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:48:31 No.17361162

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Lets Discuss Our experiences. Serious or funny. Nasty or Delightful.
I am curious.
We all gotta remember the first time. Lets Share.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:51:12 No.17361170

four years old. brother asked if i wanted to learn about sex. i said sure. he then told me we'd have it and i had to be the girl. i said no. he said if i didnt do it he'd tell on me and say it was me who suggested it.

made me rub his but and then his penis a little bit.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:52:54 No.17361175
That doesn't sound too good

Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:55:10 No.17361177
Around 6-7. Attic with cousin's friend, pretty sure its why I have social issues. Good news is most of it is still blocked out of my memory.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:58:58 No.17361185
I doubt it's "blocked from memory" you barely remember anything from being 6 or 7

Anonymous 2016-07-16 00:59:21 No.17361186
I was 5 or 6.
My cousin asked me to lay on top of her and pretend I was a male and make these weird sex mimicking movements.

Then at 6 or 7 my mom's friend's son asked me to lift up my skirt. I said no 4 or so times then I got tired of him and just did it. Coincidentally, his mom came over to take a look at us through the little glass squares at the top of the wooden door. She didn't come inside to interfere or say anything. I didn't like him at all after that and forever for being annoyingly persistent over something stupid.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:03:32 No.17361194
I was 19, just dropped out of college. Depressed NEET virgin living with his parents. I made Craigslist ads straight up asking to lose my virginity. After about 3 months I got a serious reply from a lesbian looking for a fuck buddy because her partner doesn't have a sex drive. I came to her place when her girlfriend was at work. She taught me how to suck nipples and eat pussy, she sucked my cock and rode me and did missionary before she got too nervous and sent me home. We tried meeting meeting again but it was too hard to work out. Finally we met up in a parking lot in my parent's minivan but I was too fat to get it up in the condom. She never emailed me again.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:20:27 No.17361233
I was 17, hanging out with a friend. He texted these 2 girls from school and invited them to go bowling. We went, afterward we drove around a while. He was driving, I was in the back seat, and we both had girls next to each other. he stopped the car and starting making out with girl, she started blowing him. I was nervous so I just sat there. While he was getting blown, he turned around and saw me and Asian girl sitting there quietly, he grabbed my hand and put it on her Asian boobs. We then awkwardly made out and she gave me a shit handjob and I didn't cum. After my friend and his girl were done. He dropped us all off at our homes.

It was stupid Tbh. It was a waste

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:22:24 No.17361239
12 years old (with a 14yo)
We had been "dating" at school for almost a year and I invited her to my parents to go swimming.

She got in a swimsuit and yada yadda we had unprotected sex.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:23:48 No.17361243

That sucks

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:26:10 No.17361248
The sex itself was awkward but there was penetration and everything.

The only thing I liked was the pure instinctual arousal. I didn't watch porn so I had no idea what I was doing and just did what felt right. That was hot.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:32:02 No.17361265

I guess that's kind of tight. I dunno, it just seems weird that you had sex at so young. the first and only time I had sex was when I was 20, im 26 now tho.. So my opinion is worth Jack shit

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:34:37 No.17361275
I've always been "mature for my age" but I think that's a bunch of baloney. One, because everyone thinks that of themselves, and two, because what made me mature was that I was responsible.

But yeah, it is weird and i don't tell anyone because I was still a child, a horny child at that.

Don't out yourself down like that. It's stupid.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:37:48 No.17361289
I guess that makes sense.

>Don't out yourself down like that. It's stupid.

It's ok, the last 6 years or whatver have been my choice. I quit girls. I do not enjoy the Feels Train. So I quit. It is hard tho fighting natural instinct. I have to convince myself, which is frustrating. But it's what I have to do

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:38:49 No.17361293
Not sure if this counts
I was 4 or 5 and my 7 or 8 year old sister had gotten pubic hair and would have me play "Haircut" were i just sort of pretended to cut the hair with my fingers and played with her vagina a bit. Kind of makes me feel a bit sick now, but we haven't ever talked about it and I've never told anyone.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:48:42 No.17361324
To each their own. I've been with my current girlfriend for 8 years now and I don't know how I'd get through so much shit without her. We're each other's support and it works out so well.

If you don't want to date then just live your life, enjoy every day. The funny thing that this is, without a doubt, thr best way to stumble upon the love of your life.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:50:40 No.17361328
>girl came to visit who I had talked to on skype for awhile
>netflix and chill before netflix
>stayed together as a couple for like 9 months but nothing was there.

Ironically Autistic 2016-07-16 01:54:07 No.17361335
>Girl was also 18

I woke up one morning and saw that some girl from a nearby school that randomly followed me on instagram liking all of my pictures. I didn't know anything about her except her name.

When I brought it up to one of my buddies, I found out that she is the sister of a former coworker of mine. At first I thought it would've been awkward, but I found her surprisingly easy to talk to.

We texted and called each other every day for about a week and a half. At one point I said something like "we should hang out sometime." She agreed, and we made plans to pick her up from work.

When I picked her up, I asked if she just wanted to drive around because there wasn't really anything better to do. We drove around for about 2 hours, stopping once so that I could mess around with my lacrosse stick for a bit.

At one point, I just said that we were driving around in circles, and asked if she just wanted to hang out my house. She said yes, and I showed her around since my parents weren't home.

We stared at each other in the living roomwithout talking for a few minutes, and she stood up and started kissing me. Five minutes in, I asked her if she gave head and then she sucked my dick for half an hour. The entire time, I shook like a fucking Parkinson patient and got really fucking nervous the whole time because I was a KV.

Three weeks later, I lost my virginity to her and we were together for over a year.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:54:34 No.17361336

>The funny thing that this is, without a doubt, thr best way to stumble upon the love of your life.

See, I've heard this before, but I don't believe it. Because I hardly ever am around girls. So how could I possibly meet a girl if I'm not around them..

Not like it matters, I want to die alone. the thing that sucks is human instinct puts the opposite thoughts in my mind..

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:57:11 No.17361345
I don't think you'd want to die alone and browse these threads, but again your life your own.

It worked for me because my gf was a friend of my friends and we met just by hanging out and having fun times. The funny thing is that they all started hating me when we started dating. Life's an adventure.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 01:59:28 No.17361351

>I don't think you'd want to die alone and browse these threads,

That's what I meant by human instinct. Naturally my subconscious mind thinks of girls (which brings me here). But conciously I have to decide to not act. not look for girls or flirt with them.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:04:13 No.17361363
You're putting to much thought into things. Just go where life takes you.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:06:05 No.17361371

I guess :/

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:18:28 No.17361397
So you've consciously made an effort to thwart your subconscious desires....

That's not going to end in a happy life just so you know.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:48:28 No.17361494
does the first time you masturbated count

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:51:52 No.17361505

Anonymous 2016-07-16 02:59:30 No.17361520
I remember it vividly. My parents were awkward and never taught me about sex. Sex Ed in middle school literally went over my head because I never thought about jerking off. I got boners but didn't do anything with it. One day in the shower I got hard and it just felt right to stroke it. When I came it really hurt, felt all the tubes and parts being used for the very first time. and I was freaking out seeing white shit come out of it. As I sat in the shower recovering all the sex Ed and sex jokes finally started making sense.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 03:17:22 No.17361559

Anonymous 2016-07-16 07:36:49 No.17361946
My only sexual experience to this day, it's over four years later now

>be me 14
>couple friends semi-bragging about hooking up and getting wristy action
>talking to some easy girl at school
>she says meet up at like 11:30pm in the middle of winter
>do it anyway
>sneak out and nervously walk in the cold for like 15 mins
>go to some park, instantly start making out
>she glances down at my cock and I unbutton and let her go to work
>move from weird thing that's spinning that we are sitting on to an actual bench
>fine when in her mouth, cold + nerves make me go from hard to semi-hard when it's out of her mouth
>finger bash her for a bit, don't know if she finished
>sat back down and she sucked me off for a bit, couldn't finish though :(
>leave park, hook up, and walk home happy as fuck

Tell friends and get props to begin with but then becomes a running joke about 'park bench.' Just normal banter, was pretty funny but don't think anyone realised how much it was sort of fucking me up. Have hooked up with girls every now and again since but haven't got very close to anything sexual since. It sort of fucked me up I guess. Now it's been like a year since I've even talked to a girl over text, social media, etc. with any intention of wanting to fuck.

Wonder if I could change that experience if things would have turned out differently.

The girl in the story wanted to meet up like 2 weeks later and her house was empty. I was at work and tired as fuck though (and probably disheartened from the last ordeal) so I said no, but said I would the next day. She got mad and lashed out at me, her best friend lashed out at me (classic 14 year old shit).

She then starting sexting me out of the blue for like a week two months later. Offered me a 3sm, wanted to redeem myself, waited in the cold for over an hour in the middle of the night for her to come get me. She never came, and said the next morning; oh we went to a party and forgot.

Didn't realise how played I got at the time but mm

Dumbass 2016-07-16 07:42:27 No.17361955
Mom's room
Felt so insecure afterwards because I was thinking of my mom the whole time

Anonymous 2016-07-16 09:39:24 No.17362093
21 (femanon)
With my bf of half year.
Happened in hotel room we stayed at, wine, romance and shiz.
It hurt like hell and he barely went in halfway
I was happy because I loved him and trusted him, but it felt like shit desu. Was not awkward for me, just quite dissapointing cause I was not wet enough and nervous too.
We stayed together for 2 years. We improved a lot.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 10:07:32 No.17362141

I was with my best friend at the time. We used to walk hand in hand sometimes and hug randomly, but he was going to sleep over at my place and took the leap and kissed me. Some awkward (from my side) making out, but I got the hang of it after calming down and following his lead.

It went a bit further, he felt up my body and tried to finger me, but he was pretty rough and clumsy so it just hurt a bit. Furthest I went with him was licking his nipples (at his request, they were really sensitive), I reached down for his dick at some point but he stopped me and said I didn't have to do that. I was relieved because I had no idea what I was supposed to do with it.

No real outcome, there were some feelings but it didn't work out, he got together with another girl.
It was a sweet first experience, he was kind to me and kept saying how sweet and beautiful I was, but it didn't excite let alone satisfy me because at that point I was completely clueless about sex. I didn't know how to masturbate and never had an orgasm so it felt more like cuddling 2.0 than anything else.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 10:21:17 No.17362161
Other than being used as a child my first "full" experience was with a prostitute where i didn't even get a hard on (because nerves and maybe not being certain about my sexuality) and ended it after a minute.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 10:22:52 No.17362163
At 17 btw

Anonymous 2016-07-16 11:37:50 No.17362275
F 12 at the time
Girl friend slept over. Both virgins, fascinated/scared about sex. She suggests we touch each other's breasts to see what it will feel like when a boy touches them.

We do. I remember liking the feel of her hand, got no thrill from touching her. Tried a few more times over a couple of months, then both got embarrassed and stopped.

I'm 20 now and all my experience since has been hetero. I think the same is true of her. No bad effects - if anything it made me less scared when a boy eventually made a move on me.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 14:29:52 No.17362567
My sex life has been pretty awesome so far desu

>Be me, 5/6 years old
>Playing outside with 3 guy friends
>We like to play house and this time I was dad
>Have skelter as car, tent as house and a pretty calm neighbourhood to play in (white)
>Friend who is same age as me is playing mom, and the other 2 are our supposed kids
>'Kids' go to work
>'mom' and 'dad' go inside of the 'house' to do 'chores'
>Proceed to dryhump my male friend for the next 2 hours while being pretty dominant

The fuck if I knew what I was doing

>Be me, like 8 years old
>Playing around in the same neigbourhood, this time with 2 other guys who are like 3/4 years older
>Play soldier and fight with them against makebelieve enemies (They weren't nazi's because I wasn't indoctrinated by leftist public school too bad yet)
>Hide from insurgents with one of the older guys in nearby bushes
>He tells me I have to kiss his dirty commander boots or else he'll kick me out of the army
>Do it so I can play with them, didn't really understand what was going on
>He pulls down his pants and makes me play with his dick for like 5 minutes, nothing really happened
>I killed all the fucking bad guys that day

I think that last one messed me up the worst for some reason although rationally I don't really feel like it should've had much of an impact on me..

>Be me, like 10 now
>Moved with mom, stepdad and little brother to a bit more rural house for no particular reason
>Got into computers and stuff because not so many friends in new grassland
>Discover pictures of nude ladies online
>Notice penis getting hard but didn't really get it
>Gets harder and harder, got scared so went to the bathroom to investigate
>Feel my hard penis and play with it for a bit, massaging it felt really good
>After a while, cum for first time
>Get addicted to softcore milf porn at 10/11

So began the great adventures of jacking off to blonde amazones every night

Got some more if you guys want

Anonymous 2016-07-16 14:56:44 No.17362614
Jesus fucking christ where do you guys live

I'm 18 and I lost my virginity a month ago. Most of my friends haven't seen a naked woman until they were 16-17.

What the fuck

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:03:09 No.17362624
The day before my 16th birthday, with my boyfriend of 6 months. In his room.
It hurt. It was awkward. He didn't come. We got pissy after an hour of trying. I think we fucked like 6 times in the next 8 months because we didn't enjoy it.
At some point 5 years ago he got how to do it. We've been together for 8 years, and now fuck like rabbits (and he comes every time).

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:05:59 No.17362633
I was 21 years old and I was out with my friends drinking and when I told them I am still virgin they teased me to go to a brothel. I was pretty drunk and I don't care much about morality so I figured why not. I must say I was fucking disappointed. I was fucking her for half an hour and I didn't feel a thing. It was like fucking air just useless. Needless to say I didn't cum.
I have always had trust issued with people. I don't really like physical contact of any kind in general but I hoped I would feel something.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:28:41 No.17362686
Age - 23
Location - Her house
Outcome - 80 bucks less in my pocket...

But seriously, it was a good experience, and visiting a whore actually helped me break my insecurities and interact with women without the fear of "omg, if she wants sex, I'll freak out because I'm a virigin, and that's pathetic at my age".

I got laid for free not much longer after that, and now I'm in a relationship and everything is fine... although she doesn't know the truth about my first time.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:42:17 No.17362716
6 years old.
At family reunion. Cousin is like 16 male. I wanted a new toy but I didn't have money. Cousin says I can give you money if you can help me with something.

Brings me into the house office. Shows me some porn. Didn't know what the fuck it was. Shows me his dick and tells me to rub it with lub. Then suck it. Next he does it to me. And then he tries to give me fucking anal.

Tells me to never tell my mom. Which i never will ofcourse. I still fucking talk to the guy but its awkward as fuck.

To this day I still don't understand why he did it. He was a god damn stud who brought girls to his room when we stayed at pur aunts. I guess I was just much of a pretty boy back then.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:43:35 No.17362718
Always thought about that.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:50:07 No.17362740
>be 13
>meet 16 year old boy
>date for a while, turn 14
>having a bday party in a park, friends bring alcohol
>drink alcohol
>'want to have sex with me?'
>really unsure, dont want to do it, say i dont know
>do it anyway, its painful and shit
>we break up a few months later

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:50:43 No.17362743
Well if you do I recommend you have a chat with her beforehand. Get a good impression of her and tell her you're a virgin and that you want to learn... make sure she's ok with that.

That's what I did and it was a really nice experience. She made sure I enjoyed it, and was loving/caring and willing to teach me stuff. If she hadn't then I might have become even more insecure, but she helped me a lot.

I'd recommend a MILF type of whore, as I have the feeling that older women tend to have a more motherly feeling towards young insecure boys, and aren't put off by it as much as a girl our age would be.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:56:20 No.17362754
Highschool sweetheart, in her room. we had to piss in a bucket because dad was in the next room.
>didnt know I was there
nervous as fuck
> barely got it up
did have pretty kinky sex I must say for my first time

>dad and mom wasnt her real dad and mom(she was adopted but hid it from me for some reason) later found out her dad actually knew about us fucking.
> he raped her ever since she was adopted by him. and her dating me meant that before I could get any he had to first.


GO to jail for 4 years. because I kinda went crazy after that and dealing with my friends ODing.

meet sweet girl on WoW
>holy fuck actually a cutie not a fat troll.
date for 2 years
love each other
talk of kids
talk of marriage
> now she's a lesbian and distances herself from me but still "wants me in her life"
Now I just fuck coke head bartenders....
> am I fucked?

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:58:18 No.17362758
I was 15 (legal age over here), kind of in a hurry to get it over with and this lovely woman started chatting me up online. Eventually came into sex and that she wanted to do it with me and her boyfriend. For some awful reason I agree, tell parents I'm going to friend's house, take my bike and goes to the hotel where they had offered to buy a room (they are 27f and 34m). We go into the room, they give me some alcohol and are cool as fuck. Woman start touching me and eating me out while giving a handjob to her boyfriend. Some more foreplay and man wants to fuck me, we try, I'm too tight and tense, start crying because it hurts. Woman try to ease me open by fingering and more licking but eventually ends up with her giving me an orgasm from it while her boyfriend fucks her. They order food afterwards and we watch a movie before I take my bike back home.

When I think about it now, I can't believe how ballsy I was as younger. Just glad I didn't end up stabbed in a hotel room by a crazy couple.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 15:59:27 No.17362760
Just put on a disguise and beat him bad anon.
trust me its the best thing for you. that shit is not cool. but I understand keeping your anonymity and not exposing your most private of private nature. but that guy needs to be punished. bad,

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:10:00 No.17362778
I think I'm going to kill myself after reading these.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:10:37 No.17362779
My first time was anal sex, and I had told the guy no atleast three times before he rammed his hand up my ass. Luckily that hurt more than his dick, which I didn't even feel.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:11:35 No.17362780
>Age?- 11
>Setting?- a room I don't exactly remember I think it was a bedroom
>Outcome?- years of not dealing with that and it affected me with relationships

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:31:26 No.17362818
Male 32 here
>age five
>girl 6yo next door in very quiet neighbourhood is my regular playmate
>one day wants to tell me about something
>brings me to her room, she's babysitting her three year old boy cousin
>tells me about penis in vagina, so we try it with not much happening since my dick is a five year old's dick
>I instinctively go down on her for a while until we hear her parents in the house

Women now tell me I eat pussy like a fucking god.

Don't consider this losing virginity though. Had sexual experiences with two other girls at age 6/7 as well.

>age eighteen (actually two days before my birthday)
>get girlfriend 17yo
>at a house party we make out in the basement
>sit on top the cooler
>I finger her, first time I touch a wet pussy
>next day she visits me and we fuck for 30 minutes
>no problems, no nervousness, nothing awkward
>we both came
>stay together for 11 months

All in all I'm pretty happy with my sex life, although I went celibate for 1 1/2 years after first breakup, and then I wasted a few years together with a woman who married a lesbian last year, who only wanted to fuck me the first year we were together. I've fucked 9 women since then, and I'm pretty confident.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:49:21 No.17362856
Posted this in another thread but this seems like the right place for it


When I was younger like 3-5 years old, I used to experiment with kids in my daycare in the bathroom (it was a christian daycare lol). There was like a group of 3 or 4 of us boys I can't remember. I remember that one of the kids showed us how to play with ourselves and then we all kind of went along with it.

Fast forward to me being like 5 or 7 and I'm showing my older cousin (he's like 8 or 9) how to kiss and suck dick. And go on to teaching neighborhood kids what I learned in kindergarten. Continue doing this with all my friends throughout elementary and middle school, I kind of become a really fucked up sexual kid with all my friends.

Again, fast forward to freshman year after the homecoming game and I'm 13 and my best friend is sleeping over. I tell him I'm gay and he gets hard, I think because he's really just a horny teenager. I end up "seducing" him, but honestly he would have had sex with a pillow because 13 year olds are fucking hard dicks 24/7. Anyways give him a blowjob and he pretends to be asleep. This continues through high school where I give him regular blowjobs with no reciprocation. I also give handjobs to several of my other friends and fall in love with another of my straight friends who has a girlfriend. He tells me he loves me and leaves for the marines and we never talk after a year (ended up ruining his relationship with his girlfriend because we were also close friends and I told her - not friends anymore).

When I turned 20 I finally had sex for the first time with a drunk straight guy who literally raped me (I was definitely bleeding), but for some reason I loved it. Helped him get home after he freaked out for having sex with me and slept in his bed...the next morning was so awkward.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:53:09 No.17362865
Any particular reason you responded to my post there desu?

Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:54:24 No.17362868
Forcing myself to sleep with someone because I felt threatened by my best friend who slept with everyone.

Needless to say I fucked myself for years. Metaphorically and literally.


Anonymous 2016-07-16 16:57:32 No.17362876
oop sorry mate, accident.

but just know this, i will have sex with you.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:03:28 No.17362897


Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:06:04 No.17362906
I highly doubt it, and I'm pretty sure I don't suck cock nearly as good as I eat women out, so you'd better find some handsome hunk in your own country, gayboi

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:10:27 No.17362919

fucking weaboo

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:11:37 No.17362924
well good for you because I don't like reciprocation, so please don't suck my cock.
also i'm never gonna find a handsome hunk because gaybois and hunk gayboi hunk hunk hunk hunk hunk gayboi

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:14:33 No.17362932
I would be worried you'd bite my penis off

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:24:30 No.17362962

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:29:55 No.17362981
Don't do drugs, kids

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:31:50 No.17362989
So where would you find me, ideally?

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:40:34 No.17363011
what do you mean, find you? like sexually attractive? or physically find you?
i am on the east coast now, might be moving to the midwest. and i find straight guys attractive like every other fucked up gay guy.

Anonymous 2016-07-16 17:46:06 No.17363025
Of course you do. There's most likely someone out there for you, mate. I can't help you out physically though, since I'm on the Scandinavian coast.

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