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Sought the fiance and I got us a baby bearded dragon.
Pic is the setup we have so far, I know it's kinda bare, we're gonna get more shit so it's not just a sandpit in the very near future.
We're supposed to have a hot side and a cold side correct? Should both lights be on the same side then?
Should the food and water dish be in a specific spot?
Also, bonus points for names. Wont know what gender it is for several months, so need a nice clever androgynous name.
I was thinking of Triss if it's a girl, and the fiance likes Toth if it's a boy.
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Birds are a gateway animal of the worst kind. It's a bad animal, a clusterfuck of Feathers and wings that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive flyinging faggotry and COULORFULNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the -creature itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered birds all trying their hardest to look cool, the flight, peculiar, colorful feathers, the whole shitting on cars faggotry and everything about the bird world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the migrational backgrounds, emphasis on freedom, and overall preachiness of the class make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Birds are basically THE series to attract the most hated animal fanbase known to /an/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this class of animal and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no bird threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
quack goes the duck
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My cat tried to lick me on my special purpose.
I had just got out of the shower and was feeling the good and laying on my bed, looking at the stucco I guess, when I feel the hairy tongue between my legs...
>whatchu think you doin Coolbreeze
>you don't know me
>wait if I go through with this and get hard he might think my unfurrowing cocklet is a mouse
"SKIT DAT DOODLY DEE, son"
(Cat jumps the fuck back)
I kept laying naked on the bed.
My tubby feline friend had climbed under a wood desk with cigarette and incense cone holes burned into. I laid on the bed some more. Eventually kitty came
around. He jumped back up on the bed, and proceeded to get close again. I gave him a few pets, and place him between the corner of wall.
With the other hand I grabbed the Paragon OTF stilleto and let it release holding it 24 inches away from his face. KACHUNK. He was skeert. I seent it.
"You've defied the natural order and it's time we put you down."
(squeeing and meeping intensifies)
"For your crimes against humanity I cast righteous judgement upon you!"
>at that moment a psychic brainlink was established
(in the voice of Samuel L Jackson) >"Myuthafucka, put me down, all I'm tryin to be is get a lil food for nothing, dafuq you pointin' that cruciform piece
>"Sorry squee, but I don't wanna know you like that, bruh how'm I gone deal with the tension this is gonna cause? Like around the house. You'll get me feeling
all weird when I'm landed at the kitchen table."
>"You'll legs were wide open, na mean, and I know yas bitches be saying "His cum taste real good, I would suck that dick all day long" ."
>"Your point is valid my Khajit brethren, but my special purpose is reserved for the fairer sex of my own species, though I have no set disposition towards a
choice Orc or Argonian maiden."
>"Lizard pussy gone be too tight, son, I aon't know about that."
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I got this Australian cattle dog, she's ridiculously fast, intelligent, and strong (like stronger than the bully lurcher I had years back strong, and she's still only a puppy) Who knew it was a great idea breeding Shepard/collie/pit bull/ Dalmatian mixes with dingos lol. Anyway, top-tier dog thread.