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>Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
>Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
>Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
>DM says I can't speak english
>Max out bluff
>By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) use money to hire a butler NPC
>Give him magical item to let him speak bear
>"An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
>Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
>Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
>A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
>Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
>"We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
also general DnD thread with stories of your animal classes
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Alright /an/, let's share our knowledge on what to do if your dumbass becomes engaged by a wild predator. Now I've been told the quickest way to screw yourself is to straight out flee. It's basically asking a wolf/large dog to trip you and a large cat to pounce on you. Now when it comes to North American predators, I've actually been told when it comes to animals within or below our weight range, you should fight back. Coyotes are cowardly as fuck and you can get the entire pack to flee if you start doing damage to one(that is if they even choose to attack in the first place, most won't unless starving or the human is exceptionally stupid.)
Now the main reason I ask this is I've got a good idea for a television show. See, I'm going to record myself punching animals in the face. At first I'm going to start off with smaller but still dangerous vegetarians to fuck with, like goats and sheep. We'll see if my ribcage and take a blow and hope I don't get rammed in the nuts. Continuing on, I'll start going on to large livestock like cows and shit. I'll probably do a bull to finish of my vegetarian animal face punching.