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Never been in /an/, here goes... I just walked into my bathroom, my normally healthy, happy cat is laying on her side unable to stand up properly, can only drag herself into an upright position, has her paws splayed and claws into the carpet, and is moaning repeatedly. Clearly, something is wrong... I have poked and prodded her spine, legs, ribs, stomach and pretty much everywhere else, but there is no more/less of a reaction at any point on her. She is breathing heavily, more quickly than usual. What's going down? Help!!
Why MUSLIMS HATE PUPPIES
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There have been many horrible cases lately in europe where cab and bus drivers have refused "seeing eye dogs" guiding blind people entry.
In sweden an 87 year old woman was beaten when she tried and failed to stop a gang of muslim men from stomping and crushing her puppy.
In spain muslims have begun attacking people walking their dogs in parks and poisoning dogs.
Why? well here it is:
This is the real reason why Muslims are forbidden to have a dog as a pet or allow one in their house :A puppy deterred the "Archangel Gabriel" from entering Muhammad's house, thus, dogs are ordered to be killed.(from Sahih Muslim, Book 024, Number 5246)
"A'isha reported that Gabriel made a promise with Allah's messenger to come at a definite hour; that hour came but he did not visit him. And there was in his hand (in the hand of Allah's Apostle) a staff. He threw it from his hand and said: Never has Allah or His messengers (angels) ever broken their promise. Then he cast a glance (and by chance) found a puppy under his cot and said: 'A'isha, when did this dog enter here? She said: By Allah, I don't know He then commanded and it was turned out. Then Gabriel came and Allah's Messenger said to him: You promised me and I waited for you. but you did not come, whereupon he said:It was the dog in your house which prevented me (to come), for we (angels) do not enter a house in which there is a dog or a picture."
Also; Sahih Muslim, Book 024, Number 5248:
"Then on that very morning he commanded the killing of the dogs until he announced that the dog kept for the orchards should also be killed, but he spared the dog meant for the protection of extensive fields"
Also, Muhammad believed that "black dogs" were demonic and should be killed:
"Allah's Apostle said, "If somebody keeps a dog, he loses one Qirat (of the reward) of his good deeds everyday, except if he keeps it for the purpose of agriculture or for the protection of livestock. " (Sahih Bukhari, Volume 4, Book 54, Number 541)
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As a scientist, people often ask why I believe that same sex marriage is okay, but that it isn't okay for somebody to marry an animal.
>Here are the numbers.
I realize that I made a minor mistake by not adding gay, lesbian, and heterosexual dogs to the bottom portion.
>The ACTUAL numbers are:
Humans: 1/3 success rate
Animals/Bestiality: 1/7 success rate.
>It still doesn't change the final ruling:
Regardless of sexuality, INTERspecies and INTRAspecies are NOT equal.
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Today I am sad, /an/. My own mind pulled an April Fool's Day trick on me. you see, I am somewhat obsessed with hominids and pre-human evolution; seeing chimpanzees in their habitat at a zoo was nothing short of a transcendental experience for me. So, while I was sleeping last night, I had a dream.
I was in my room and it was snowy outside. While watching the snow fall, I noticed movement on the ground: a small ape-like thing was walking in the snow. A couple others joined it and I was amazed to see a gathering of small hominids outside my house. The dream shifted as they often do to a different place--some kind of weird hockey place with moving sidewalks like airports have. I passed a window and there was a whole gathering of these little guys, at least twenty of them, all standing just outside the window conversing. I couldn't hear what they were saying, but they were clearly using complex language and gestured intelligently. One of them had the face of the Ancient Aliens guy. So I go to the staff and tell them there's a bunch of homo floresiensis outside and they believe me...and I wake up.
So let's talk hominids.