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Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:38:48 No.1521775

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I just bought an african grey parrot approx. two weeks ago and need help thinking of funny, shocking, racist, politically incorrect, ect. words/sentences to teach it. Any ideas?? Also, ask a parrot owner anything.

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Anonymous 2013-10-15 23:46:58 No.1521781
You will never expect the spanish inquisition
Viva La Denmark
Luke, I am your papa
Can you feel the love tonight~~
[Seinfeld Theme]

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:07:59 No.1521790
>>1521781
>>1521781
needs moar edge

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:09:29 No.1521792
"I will shit on everything you love!"

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:13:09 No.1521794
>>1521792
8/10
keep em coming!!

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:17:28 No.1521798
For the love of god please do not teach it any memes. You will hate yourself when your bird starts screeching "TITS OR GTFO" when you bring a date home over the next six decades.

I taught by bird how to say "Nero's a theropod!" as her silly phrase, but otherwise everything she knows is in toddler-speech context (Wanna take a bath? Wait wait! Make poop!). Currently she uses it as a cue that she wants to hear me whistle, or that she is about to whistle.

"Theropod," by the way, means "beast foot," and is the clade of dinosaurs containing tyrannasaurids, dromeasaurids, and birds.

Is this your first parrot?

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:19:57 No.1521800
"Kill, blood murder. Kill, blood, murder."

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:21:27 No.1521801
>>1521798
Also my bird found out it was funny to climb on women's cleavage and wolf whistle. I did not teach her this as I am female, so I guess the primary reinforcement was the entire room bursting into laughter when she first did it.

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:23:16 No.1521802
>>1521798
I want to teach my parrot things that make him seem like a rude douchebag, but he gets away with it because he's an animal.

Yes, this is my first parrot. I use to raise cockatiels in the past but they couldn't talk, only whistle. How many parrots have you raised? Care to share any parrot wisdom with me?

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:37:29 No.1521806
>>1521802
Teach him how to steal wallets. :3

Teach him how to poop on command, but with something more clever that what I use, perhaps "BOMBS AWAY." Couple that with teaching him how to land to targets you point to (the point is the cue, paired with whatever verbal confuse-the-humans fake cue you want to use). Parrots can't poop in flight, sadly, and you shouldn't aim to do anything that could potentially hurt the bird or the target.

I have tamed and trick-trained non handfed budgies, and kept three of them tame with a mating pair kept in the same cage. They only knew how to say "step up," which they'd practice as "step up up! up up up! upupupah!"

I currently have a quaker parrot, and I have had her for three years. My advice? Keep your birds wings unclipped, bird proof your house, teaching safety commands like "come". Flight is the best form of exercise, and helps the bird's self esteem. If you want to harness train (take your bird outside, to stores, etc.), start immediately. Wait another couple weeks and it'll take months longer. Wait another couple months and it'll take years. Nero let's me put the first loop around her head for a few seconds, and I started training at 6 months. More important than flight is proper socialization. Get him used to new people, new places, new toys, animals, being gently touched and held in unnatural positions (as is necessary for nail trims). You must teach him how to play on his own. Forage toys and shreddable toys (wood, paper, corn husk, coconut shell) are the most engaging for birds. Newspaper ink is made with vegetable oil and is bird safe!

What else should I spout?

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:39:28 No.1521809
>>1521806
>kept three of them tame with a mating pair kept in the same cage
clarification: kept three tame budgies total, two of them were a mating pair kept in the same sage.

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 00:45:54 No.1521812
Holy fuck there's a typo in every one of my posts I should just quit the internet. no bump.

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 02:04:23 No.1521839
>>1521801
You should take a video of that and share it.

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 05:52:37 No.1521911
'Where the white women at?'
'My hovercraft is full of eels'
'It puts the lotion in the basket'
'Put the fuckin' lotion in the basket!'
'Excuse me while I whip this out'
'Mongo only pawn in game of life'

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 08:24:35 No.1521950
>>1521775
"Help! they turned me into a parrot!"

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Anonymous 2013-10-16 09:40:57 No.1521953
You get nothing! Good DAY sir!







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