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What's the most pretentious fruit in your opinion?
I don't even care about anything else, but I'll tell you what. It's the Avocado. Look at this pretentious piece of shit and try to remember how much of a douchebag all the idiots who you met who were eating this were.
There's literally nothing good about this. If the fruit world had an excrement, it would be the Avocado. Not even sugar, eggs, honey, nothing can save the taste and pretentiousness of this. There's not even sugarcoating how much of a hipster-tier fruit this spawn-of-Satan's-toilet this is. Why are people eating this? For the same reason people smoke, because they're pretentious.
>Look at me, look at how cool I look eating a dog turd that fell from a tree. Evidently, I'm a deep, mature veteran of the world when I pick up some of the worst tasting foods in the world and shove it in my mouth so you can see my level of commitment to my own pretentious persona.
Man, fuck Avocados.
Greedy Corporate Food Joints!
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So I noticed a local bar near my house was being demolished and decided to stop into
The Donut Factory, (south of 12 Mile on Mound Rd. in Warren Michigan) which is a mom & pop
donut shop / diner right next door to the now demolished bar, to pick up a couple of beef pasties
and two brownies and I ask them what the story is.
Apparently, the new owners of the bar property decided to build a fuck'n Tim Hortons there
and the city approved the project, even thought it'll be _right next door_ to The Donut Factory,
which has been there since before I was born (46 years old here) and dutifully paying property
taxes to the city all that time....
There's already a Tim Hortons just 3 fuck'n miles away and this new fuck'n Tim Hortons will more
than likely put The Donut Factory out of business and while I only occasionally got donuts there,
I regularly get pasties from them (which are a Michigan tradition) and they aren't available anywhere
else that I know of.
Greedy corporate fucks and their cock-gobbling puppets in government!