Unusual Cooking Ingredients
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Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
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Have you every complained about a resturant or food place?
I want to try to shut down a food truck, and want to know how to raise a complaint and the process. I usually eat there but today they put chicken in my eggplant tofu order, and they refused to refund me.
I eat there since they are cheap and give large portions and are tasty. But after how rudely I was treated today, I want to shut them down. I think I should be able to easily do this if I can get an inspection because:
>Workers use no gloves and often smoke and come back into the food truck without cleaning
>Not that bad for dishes, but they also make wraps that they touch with their hands
>Food truck looks really old and moldy. They often do repair on the front hood since the truck looks like it is breaking apart
>Some people have complained about rotten vegetables and hair in food but very rare
Don't get me wrong. This food truck has great food. I was just offended today so I want to shut them down and a health inspection would easily do that. How do I start? Should I take candid pictures as proof (smoking, making food, etc.)?
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How much do burritos cost in America?
Are burritos everywhere in America? Can you walk down the street and pass multiple stores selling burritos?
What's inside a burrito in America usually? Is what you find in burritos the same and expected wherever you go?
Why are burritos so expensive to make yourself?
When you want to make burritos, what range of choice do you have at your local supermarket? i.e. cheese, tortillas, spices, burrito kits, etc