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This is the story of how I've become my gf's cum-coffee mashine.
So me and my gf were kind of drifting apart sexually over the past months. We just couldn't find common ground to have fun any more. I've tried different approaches and tried to find some things that would turn us on and it did work short term, once in a while I was dominating her, once in a while she was dominating me. Fucking like rabbits and then it goes stale and nothing happens for weeks.
Then I had an idea. She is a systematic coffee drinker. Every morning she has the same routine starting with coffee. We did joke a couple of times about me cumming in her coffee when we ran out of cream but then one late evening while sitting with my balls full I had an idea.
I took a shot glass from the cupboard, came in it filling it half-way then adding a bit of water to fill it up and make it dissolve easier and I prepared the counter in the kitchen for her: a clean coffee mug, spoon, a bag of her coffee and the kettle filled up just waiting to be turned on all nicely aligned on the counter with a paper saying: "Fresh cream made just for my little redhead whore <3" on top and "Have a great day ;D" on the bottom (tried to keep it light to make it sound fun) with the shot glass in the middle.
Then I went to sleep awaiting what would happen.
I heard her half-awake while she was preparing to go to work. Turning on the kettle, clinging of the glass and later she went out. I got up and went to the kitchen. The shot glass was empty and on the paper she left a not herself: "Thank you hun <3".
She messaged me later from work: "I'm glad you finally started to take care of you duties. The coffee tasted great. I'm expecting it like that every morning from now on - you wouldn't want your whore to go to work before getting her milk <3".
ITT we predict the next big food trends
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Dark chocolate, goji berries, acai, kale, raw milk, gourmet popcorn, cupcakes...
Food trends come and go, and some stick around while others lose their luster.
What does /ck/ think the next over promoted ingredient will be? (inb4 bugs - already happening)
Pic related. I have a feeling horseradish is about to take the fuck off. Just watch - in a year or two, your bubbly morning show host will be touting "health benefits" and suggesting recipes with [insert reality TV cooking show star here].