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Can someone please explain cheeses to me?
I mean I like regular cream cheese on my bread, sure, but people seem to put all these weird ass cheeses to EVERY fucking dish these days.
So I tell them that I don't really care for cheese on my fucking meat. And they tell me to taste it anyway, surely I will change my mind!
So I do, and IT HAS NO TASTE. Seriously, most of them taste like NOTHING. Plus they feel disgusting in your mouth. So I say this out loud, and people are all like I KNOW, RIGHT? HAVE SOME MORE.
What the FUCK is the point if it's SUPPOSED to taste like nothing? What, is it supposed to make the food feel disgusting in your mouth so you won't eat it too fast? Or too much of it, for that matter?
It's cheese. It goes on a bread, pizza and lasagna. Fuckin' leave it at that.
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DEAR /ck/ YOUR HELP IS URGENTLY REQUIRED IN THE NAME OF VAGINA.
Okay guys, I lurk here but have rarely posted for the past couple years.
Anyway enough with these bullshit fucking pleasantries, I need your noble honor, swift hands and inimitable skills.
I gots this bitch, she be visiting my house, this hoe wants a meal. I cannot cook, she is a vegan and all the shit I am finding on google sounds boring as hell, I want to cook something easy, but something that simultaneously explodes in your mouth (which I hope to also be doing to her).
I need your help, please don't let her discover I have been living off instant microwaveable meals for the past 7 years.
I beg of you co/ck/s, I beg of you.