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God damnit, I hate having a shit head family.
>cooking in kitchen
>Asshole brother comes into the room to smoke for some reason, Parks his ass in a chair infront of the frige
>I'm the bad guy for telling him to move so I can get some milk out.
>dad comes in, accidently knocks the only clean spatula into the fucking sink, which is full of scummy dish water.
and I'm the bad guy. It's rare that I can cook, I've got medical issues that prevent me from moving around much.
Christ, I wish I could afford to live on my own. Being on disability is suffering ;_;
I know /ck/ isn't my blog, but I needed to get this out.
Restaurant greentext thread
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>hipster friend wants to go to new restaurant
>but anon it's Spanish food you'll love it
>spicy food gives me diarrhea
>don't worry it's not going to be spicy
>they're serving something called "tapas"
>everything costs $8
>it seems a little expensive but my friend assures me it's REALLY GOOD
>I ask the waitress for the least weird thing
>she asks what do I like
>I'm not joking
>she says people love the dates
>she obviously is making fun of me for being a virgin
>I make a mental note to leave $0 tip
>I order the dates anyway just to show her who's alpha
>ok, so the dates for you and the grilled FUCKING SQUID and two things I can't pronounce for anon's friend
>he is obviously trying to score with her
>this is how they get you, so I order water, NO ICE
>I make sure she got the no ice part and she just goes "of course, no ice" in this obnoxiously nonchalant way
>there are literally three dates
>mfw I paid $8 for three dates
>my hipster friend acts like it's the best thing ever
>I try not to look at him eating tentacles and shit
>something smells like garlic, I'm about to throw up
>my dish tastes salty and sweet at the same time, it's weird as fuck but I eat them to get back at the waitress
>I'm pretty sure I'm going to get sick now
>get up to use the bathroom to compose myself
>pay the bill, $0 tip
>friend gives me this look and leaves $5 more
>I think about arguing but I know what to do
>go home and unfriend hipster friend on facebook and block his profile on gmail
Fucking hipsters, when will they learn?