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/ck/ Food & Cooking

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:21:26 No.6767510

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What will he fuck up next?


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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:34:18 No.6767550
King cu/ck/ just uploaded a video and is trying to get his viewers to stop visiting YouTube and instead purchase his $1 app or else they'll miss all of his quality content.

https://youtu.be/QyJ6NF4sfVE?t=4m19s

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:34:33 No.6767551
is that butter or cream cheese?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:35:48 No.6767558
>http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-all-new-tuesday-10p-etpt/

After a YouTube star pitches what he claims is the world’s best BBQ sauce, Butch and Rooster put him to the test against the top pitmaster in West Texas. Later, a single mother tries to sell the investors on a website that helps parents save for their child’s college education.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:54:01 No.6767621
>>6767510
>wow, look at that
>beautiful

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:55:01 No.6767623
>>6767621
I fucking heard him saying that in my head

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:56:25 No.6767626
I wish Ja/ck/ was my daddy, no homo.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 16:59:24 No.6767637
Guys are we live streaming this shit tonight, or is there a chat?

Someone organize a plan. I would but mac is shit.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:03:14 No.6767651
>>6767637
in how many hours does this shit air? I'm not in murica

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:10:27 No.6767674
>>6767651

9 hours. hopefully we can work out some sort of stream once more people are in the thread

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:14:53 No.6767686
>>6767674
I'm monitoring this thread.
>yfw in Canada, so close yet so far

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:18:14 No.6767695
>>6767651
>>6767674
There's this: http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream
but it's bradcasting CNN. How does it works in the states, does CNBC broadcasts CNN during the day or it's just the wrong online stream?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:20:51 No.6767703
>>6767651
>>6767686
>>6767695
Got it! CNBC live stream!
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:20:51 No.6767704
>>6767674
fuck, that's shit late/early for me. I have to read the aftermath and watch it later

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:21:53 No.6767707
>>6767703
Oh man, you're great

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:22:25 No.6767708
>>6767550
not trying to start shit but do all americans pronounce oregano like that?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:36:50 No.6767749
>>6767708
americans are worse than french people to pronounce foreign languages

>mfw they say: roux, creuset, béchamel, omelette AU fromage, coq au vin

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:40:16 No.6767755
>>6767703
H Y P E

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:43:16 No.6767769
>>6767708

yes

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:45:06 No.6767779
>>6767749
roo, dutch oven, bayshamel, omlay du fromage, cockalvin

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:56:45 No.6767817
>>6767510
Please give me a link to that video.
plz

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 17:58:47 No.6767824
>>6767817
no, don't give him

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 18:06:43 No.6767843
>>6767824
Someone give you grammar?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 18:43:08 No.6767943
>>6767749
Foie gras.
As a Frenchfag, I couldn't understand myself reading this very post. But fuck English speakers trying to speak French, it's indecipherable gibberish.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 18:44:45 No.6767945
>>6767943
mon /ck/opain!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 19:48:38 No.6768133
>>6767824
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

>>6767817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 19:50:25 No.6768139
>>6768133
I love you, fam.
Stay based.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 19:52:53 No.6768155
We need to start keeping a tally of how many times he says beautiful in every new video.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 19:58:11 No.6768178
>>6768155
>Look at that, aaeeehhh? See, that's what you're looking for. We have that beautiful dark color and the inside if we cut in urgghhhh is going to be argghhhh moist and juicy. It's a little pink guys but that's okay, that's just how I like it. If you want it just a little more done just pop it in the microwave for a couple of sec-minutes and it'll be ready to enjoy

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 19:59:49 No.6768185
>>6768155
This is an amazing idea for a drinking game.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:01:12 No.6768191
Reminder that jack cooks flies into his already disgusting food.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:04:20 No.6768201
>>6767558
>We believe in the meme but we don't believe in you.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:09:26 No.6768225
>i prefer it a bit raw

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:11:41 No.6768232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB5OaYkjdPc

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:11:48 No.6768234
This fucking retards face while trying to process a simple conversation with his brother.....you can literally see his brain straining.....we shall call him simple jack from now on

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:16:32 No.6768251
>>6767943
English often borrows proper nouns from other languages. Sometimes people don't want to sound like fucksticks by imitating an accent for a single word. Language is elastic. Settle down.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:17:56 No.6768253
>>6768232
Does this guy have a mental deficiency or is this just how all australians act?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:18:34 No.6768255
>>6768253
the latter

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:21:02 No.6768261
>>6768133
>calls a quesadilla a "cheese crisp"
>butter on the inside, NONE IN THE FUCKING PAN
>folds it AFTER he puts it in the pan

He's a retard. He's an actual fucking retard.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:24:05 No.6768272
>>6768255
Are you sure?
That dead stare into the camera kinda made him look like he had some of the downs.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:27:09 No.6768281
>>6768261
It doesn't even come out crispy

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:30:17 No.6768292
>>6767510
Jack threads need the same treatment as Joey threads.
>literal cancer

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:31:25 No.6768294
>>6768261
But if he puts the butter in the pan, he wont be able to eat all the butter.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:33:29 No.6768300
>>6768234

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:41:40 No.6768319
>>6768133
can someone link the vid of the chicken 2nd pic from the top left? i remember he said you could microwave the chicken for a minute or two and it would be ok.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:45:27 No.6768331
>>6768319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:46:31 No.6768332
>>6768331

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:46:42 No.6768334
>>6768331
doing gods work anon. thanks

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:46:44 No.6768335
>>6768191

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 20:58:04 No.6768358
>>6768191
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:02:49 No.6768371
>>6768331
Tonight I really hope those Texas rednecks shoot him, rape his remains and dump them in the desert.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:04:06 No.6768379
>>6768331

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:04:41 No.6768382
>>6768371
The Aristocrats!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:06:45 No.6768390
>>6767550

>Contadina Sauce

I hope he chose it so he doesn't have to salt it later

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:07:57 No.6768398
>>6768382
Gilbert Godfey did it the best.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:28:02 No.6768447
https://youtu.be/xe4JkMT0DvM

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:35:58 No.6768466
>>6768447
>throws in the onions while the meat is cooking
Things like this trigger me like nothing else

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:37:36 No.6768472
>>6768447
>it's lazy man's because it all comes from a can or a jar

but that's what u do anyway jack

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:42:47 No.6768486
>>6768447
>looks like I really made something fancy, isn't it?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:43:19 No.6768488
>>6768447
How is that even considered anything near chili?
Why isn't anyone saying anything in the comments?
and why hasn't his heart exploded from all that sodium?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:46:15 No.6768495
>>6768488
Also that nigga loves salsa going all the way back to his perfect omelette video to now whaere he puts that shit in so many dishes

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:46:54 No.6768496
>>6768447
>Looks like I made something really fancy doesn't it?

Fuck no it doesn't. Stupid fucker didn't even put chili powder in GOD DAMN CHILI!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:53:24 No.6768510
>>6768331
>you see how moist that is?

NO ALL I SEE IS RAW CHICKEN

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:54:23 No.6768514
>>6767551
does it really make a difference?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:55:37 No.6768519
>>6768510
It's so juicy and wet

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 21:57:23 No.6768529
>>6768519
>HERE'S A TIP IF YOU SEE RAW MEAT JUST MICROWAVE IT FOR A MINUTE WORKS EVERY TIME

fucking thank you jack you're so great at cooking jack

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:04:01 No.6768551
4 more hours bros! GET HYPE!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:05:17 No.6768559
>>6768551
YAY!!!!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:20:31 No.6768607
>>6768551
why should i get hype?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:21:28 No.6768612
>>6768519
>>6768529

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:22:13 No.6768615
>>6768551

wat exactly are we getting hyped about?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:22:37 No.6768616
>>6768612
>just put it in the microwave for a minute, works everytime.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:24:14 No.6768621
>>6768607
>>6768615
King Cu/ck/ himself will get embarrassed on a real tv reality show.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:26:21 No.6768623
>>6768621

explain this faggotry, rite NAO.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:28:41 No.6768632
>>6768623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkzzRkgGsI

Aren't you guys lucky you saw this thread?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:31:36 No.6768642
>>6768623
See
>>6767671

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:31:44 No.6768644
>>6768331
>>6768519
>>6768510

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:32:31 No.6768648
>>6768632

I'm confused, is the cu/ck/ trying to get money for his jewtube channel?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:32:41 No.6768650
>>6768632
Dragons Den: Duck Dynasty edition

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:33:59 No.6768655
>>6768519
>>6768612
>>6768616

This is my first visit to /ck/.

Thank you so much for making it an enjoyable one.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:35:57 No.6768665
>>6768655
Google Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

Accept that this man is a successful businessman and reality tv star.

Then make and eat it.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:37:30 No.6768671
>>6768665
>>6768655
If anyone ever makes this you are OBLIGATED to make a video and post it.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:37:33 No.6768674
Tonight... tonight... TONIGHT!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:40:55 No.6768680
>>6768632
Jack has already said that he is going to give his side of the story after it airs. I'm pretty sure you have to sign a NDA to be on these types of shows. It's going to be funny if he gets in trouble.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:45:02 No.6768690
>>6768232
As an asian watching this

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:50:28 No.6768704
NEARING THE 3 HOURS MARK GENTS!
from Tokyo to Toronto, Miami to Hawaii, are you R E A D YYY?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:51:27 No.6768707
gay guy here, where will you guys watch the show?

>TFW no cable

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:52:08 No.6768711
>>6768447
"Beautiful" Tally for that video is surprisingly low he only said it 5 times.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:53:06 No.6768716
>gotta go to sleep right now because I work early tomorrow
Fucking hell.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:53:59 No.6768720
>>6768704
I'm in England, and I got shit to do tomorrow morning, but fuck it, I don't care if it's at 3am. I CANNOT miss this.

>>6768707
I think >>6767703 is the right channel. Also, are you cute? Do you want to cuddle?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 22:54:53 No.6768722
>>6768707
>LINK????
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/
http://www.livenewschat.eu/stocks/

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:00:53 No.6768732
>>6767550
Didn't he say he wasn't going to drink coffee?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:06:21 No.6768749
>>6768732
I believe he said he drinks decaf now

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:07:57 No.6768754
>>6768447
that spoon pisses me off

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:09:21 No.6768762
OFFICIAL LIVE THREAD!!
>>>6768757
>>>6768757

Get in there!!!

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:12:38 No.6768778
>>6768762
What's wrong with this thread?

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:13:54 No.6768788
>>6768447
Holy fucking shit check this video out it's up there with garbage stew
https://youtu.be/ai4dC8wLsaA

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:15:45 No.6768799
>>6768762
Yeah faggot quit trying to be r he big boss man and take over this shit if you create to many threads the janitor will start deleting these like the joey threads

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:34:06 No.6768869
>>6768799
>>6768778
OP here, the other threads were likely created by Kenmen who likely want /Jack/ to go the way of /Joey/ and are trying to oversaturate the board so autists report them

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:37:22 No.6768880
>>6768232
That fried rice looks like shit.

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:51:37 No.6768915
Who the fuck is this jack guy, I saw the finger food video and I shed a little tear.... I'm a grown ass man and this fool made me cry

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Anonymous 2015-08-11 23:52:41 No.6768918
>>6768915
You must be a big faggot then

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 00:32:29 No.6769005
>>6768869
There is no such thing as "kenmen" just people that hate Joey. No one actually likes that fucking criminal.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 00:44:30 No.6769051
>>6769005
What crimes did Joey do?
I can't imagine that fat manchild doing anything serious...

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:11:59 No.6769154
>>6768788

>roasting chicken still frozen solid

Do Amerifats actually do this?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:12:00 No.6769155
>>6769051
I wasn't calling Joey a criminal you dip, I was referring to Ken "receipt savin, tax evadin" Domik. Pic related it's a pic of Ken and his twin brother.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:26:35 No.6769221
>>6768788
I've actually tried this recipe out. It's bretty good

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:35:41 No.6769269
almost time, guys... get pumped

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:42:55 No.6769305
>>6769269
PANIC STATIONS. STREAM IS WRONG STREAM. SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE. FIND A STREAM.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:50:18 No.6769351
>>6769305
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:51:03 No.6769357
>>6769351
The day is saved!

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 01:52:25 No.6769363
>>6767708
Wouldn't it make more sense to say it like it was italian?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:01:35 No.6769415
>>6769351
>http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/cnbc-live-stream
Man is it just me or is the stream really dark? Can barely see that shit

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:03:25 No.6769432
>>6769415
looks fine on mine

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:05:17 No.6769454
>>6769415

Press the 'close' button at the bottom of the stream.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:09:20 No.6769495

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:13:27 No.6769546

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:14:20 No.6769560
he's fucking up so bad my sides

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:15:18 No.6769580
>>6769560
pure schadenfreude and I love it

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:16:57 No.6769602
>>6769454
oh mate cheers

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:19:47 No.6769636
>>6769580
HOLY FUCK HE IS SIGNING SAUCES

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:20:52 No.6769650
This piece of shit isn't even cooking in the competition

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:25:04 No.6769711
>>6769650
Even if he wins the taste test he's already pissed off the investors. Why did he spend so much time talking to the people who aren't forking over the money?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:25:53 No.6769719
>>6769711
He's an egotistical fat fuck, that's why.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:27:58 No.6769760
Jacks sauce was so good that it overloaded the stream with flavor

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:31:05 No.6769789
>>6769760
Did the stream die for you too?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:32:04 No.6769802
>>6769789
It died for everyone. Anyone saying stream 2 or something is retarded.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:32:14 No.6769805
>>6769789

For everyone.

From context he lost anyway.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:34:20 No.6769826
>>6769805
Watching on CNBC's direct stream. Will update if Jack gets cucked.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:35:24 No.6769838
>>6769826

Lovely.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:36:44 No.6769846
>>6769838
He may get the deal.
They want a piece of his Youtube show. THEY ACTUALLY THINK HE"S POPULAR ON THERE.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:38:43 No.6769859
>>6769846
They are now calling his claim that his "company" is worth 1.5 Million.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:39:50 No.6769874
>>6769859
They now said "Did you come on this show to get publicity"

He's mad they called him a liar.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:40:58 No.6769887
>>6769874
He cried on tv.

They followed up with "Lets wrap this shit up"

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:44:12 No.6769914
>>6769874
I am so glad they called him out on that.If he really cared about cooking, he would have taken a lot of the criticism he gets on his videos to heart. Instead he only fixes his major fuck ups. Him uploading videos of his family on vacation shows he cares more about celebrity status than his food

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:52:34 No.6769965
>>6769887
I really need someone to put this up on youtube, so's I can masturbate to his sweaty cucktears

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:55:21 No.6769981
>>6768234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s18WiitofZQ

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 02:56:09 No.6769985
>>6769965

>>6769980

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:37:21 No.6770118
remember he's got over 500 videos

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:43:22 No.6770138
http://www.cnbcprime.com/west-texas/video/west-texas-investors-club-deleted-scene-an-unusual-pit-stop/
not very interesting deleted scene

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:52:04 No.6770173
>>6767708

where does he say it?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:55:46 No.6770187
LOL, this guys are riot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB17eZqr5fE

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:56:48 No.6770192
>>6770187
*a

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 03:56:57 No.6770194
>>6770138
Jack was a music manager? Wtf?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 06:24:39 No.6770649
Lol he cried like a bitch while begging for money.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 09:27:58 No.6770972
>>6768300
Looks like a white Biz Markee with no style.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:01:12 No.6771011
>>6769914
>his fucking commercial breaks, advertising his own products in the middle of his videos
He reminds me of how Chris-chan would put ads for imaginary Sonichu products in his comics.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:02:18 No.6771013
>>6770187
Oh sweet jesus, did he forget to take the foil off the hot dogs or is this red stuff edible? I know he's completely crazy, but that's going a little too far.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:35:02 No.6771063
>>6768133
Can I get sources for all of these? I need more.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:37:48 No.6771068
so what's happening, I'm not installing some shit player just 2 watch mr cuck.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:40:11 No.6771071
>>6771068
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 10:41:16 No.6771073
>>6771071
ty

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:02:40 No.6771101
>>6771071
>have to sign into a TV provider just to watch it

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:04:01 No.6771103
>>6771071
lol staged as fuck. 2 the trash can lads!!! topkek.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:10:04 No.6771107
>>6771071
I'm not American, can someone rip this shit or something please?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:19:15 No.6771112
>>6771071

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:22:58 No.6771114
He just posted on Facebook that he knows 4Chan are trying to troll him.
>mfw: it's over

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:26:55 No.6771117
>>6771114
rofl; what does 4chan have to do w/ that failure. It really wasn't that bad though tbh. they liked the guy and his sauce.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:30:00 No.6771120
>>6767510
How do people let themselves get so fat that their arms literally shrink into their sides and function as if they were shorter?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:39:56 No.6771131
>>6771120
>I will never let myself get that fat
>keeps eating fast food
>aight I'm a little overweight, nothing I can't handle
>starts working out
>keeps eating fast food
>stops working out cause bored of it
>little heavier now
>repeat

just a guess. People are a lot heavier or skinnier than they actually think they are upon looking in a mirror. Kind of the same way you don't recognize your voice or face on video.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:41:55 No.6771133
Holy shit this guy can't impress rednecks. I live in Texas and I haven't had nearly this much trouble. Also, don't mention to investors that you have a business they can't touch. Did he not watch dragon's den or anything before coming?

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:43:20 No.6771137
>>6771133
I spoke too soon. HE HAS NEVER BARBECUED WTF

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:43:49 No.6771139
>>6771131
>tfw ex had a fat fetish
>tfw as soon as we broke up, I started losing weight without even trying

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:49:14 No.6771145
>>6771114
screencap pls, i can't find it

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:49:38 No.6771148
>>6768519
I wonder if he leaves it on the bench for two days, to let that salmonella really develop.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 11:54:32 No.6771153
>>6768133
>my wife makes this
>block of cream cheese on a plate covered in salsa

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 12:04:42 No.6771165
>>6771139
She probably slipped fat and sugar in your food tbh

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 12:06:39 No.6771166
>>6768133
>cutting sheets
>cutting boards get in your food
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????mfw

Guarantee their are toxic plastic particles getting in his food from using a 'cutting sheet'

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 12:48:51 No.6771208
>>6767550
one thing that pisses me off more than anything with this guy is how he seemingly goes out of his way to make sure all his ingredients are store brought. A "chef" could manage diced fucking tomatoes, I'm sure.

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 13:26:43 No.6771273
>>6768331
>A disgustingly overweight man eats raw chicken with blood on it.
What a time to be alive

I want to see Ja/ck/ go head to head against BASED CHEF JOHN.
Especially since last night on the TV show, the investors are like "That's raw" "we need to help this guy".

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Anonymous 2015-08-12 13:38:06 No.6771287
>>6767558
Is it released yet?







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