Warning: All the content of this page originally come from 4chan.org. This is only a partial archive made to avoid destruction. Some posts and images may be missing. All the messages below have been posted by anonymous users and we do not guarantee any truth of what they said. For any illegal content, please contact me so that I can immediatly destroy it! Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:07:29 No.56094257
>His face on the inside when making that pun
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:34:38 No.56095062
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Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:35:09 No.56095076
How did Amethyl's hairlip get through design committe?
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:36:37 No.56095120
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Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:39:13 No.56095188
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t-their lips are almost touching... m-maybe if you edited it... just a little...
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:39:55 No.56095206
Eh, at least he has a reason. I still don't think web-communities should be as adjectives, but at it's something.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:39:58 No.56095211
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>my birthstone is a garnet
>human manifestation is an ultra nigress
Well fuck you too.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:40:53 No.56095241
Whats wrong with that?
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:41:11 No.56095253
you're allowed to. Nothing is for everyone.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:41:49 No.56095270
And thanks for this one, too.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:41:57 No.56095273
Deep down, you wish you were a soul sister.
Admit it, you know it to be true.
now give me some brown sugar, bitch
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:42:07 No.56095283
I guess since Garnet is also black and has normal black girl lips they didn't think it was too racist to give Amethyst ridiculous animal lips instead of human lips.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:42:53 No.56095308
But Garnet is cool, though.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:43:35 No.56095328
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it's really not that bad, come on, guys, it's flexible and it's little more than a 3 mouth with lip lines, it's not a purple anus
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:46:32 No.56095414
I don't know why this picture made me laugh so hard.
I think it's the title.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:47:52 No.56095452
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too hot for tv
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:49:06 No.56095488
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Eh. I like the theme. It's like, it starts out, and there's the gems, amidst all this light and shit... and then it's a ukulele acapella. And it's just scenes of them and Steven and the little town they live in. And that's the heart of the show; the Gems are these three great warriors, last defenders of the secrets of time and space, etc. And they'd work as a traditional trio if it wasn't for Steven. He's just this kind of dorky kid who's all that's left of their apparently god-like leader. He throws a wrench into their flow, makes them act outside their roles. In other words, he brings out their humanity; it would be real easy for the Gems to become something like the Fates or angels or superheroes, outside and un-empathetic to humanity, but Steven keeps them on the ground. He makes Pearl a mother, Amethyst a sister, and Garnet... Well I think he just keeps her down to earth. But it's like, the theme song is a reflection of that, y'know?
Or something like that.
Anonymous 2013-11-16 23:49:32 No.56095499
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>cheeseburger backpack, she said, CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK, SHE SAID, WELL FUCK YOUR CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK YOU TUB OF DISSAPOINTMENT, FUCK YOUR SHITTY UNHEALTHY BREAKFAST, FUCK YOUR STUPID SEXY DAD YOU STUPID FUCKING SHOTA
>So what does /co/ think about Steven Universe?
It's alright, but it's not as good as me.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:01:29 No.56095838
That pic has to be shopped, I can't see an actual person having a face that fucked up.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:01:31 No.56095839
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Watch me ruin this show for you.
here it comes.
Gem summons dildos
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:02:02 No.56095857
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:02:39 No.56095868
Barry Spaggot 2013-11-17 00:03:03 No.56095885
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You'd be surprised.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:03:11 No.56095887
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I've only got some screen-caps and fan-art, but I'll post what I got in that vein.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:03:49 No.56095899
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:04:46 No.56095925
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>Garnet's gem dildo is straight, erect, and to the point
>Amethyst's gem dildo is ribbed and vibrates for maximum fun
>Steven's gem dildo is tiny, discrete, yet loving
>Pearl's gem dildo is monster truck sized
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:05:25 No.56095943
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:05:31 No.56095945
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Pearl should have her eyes half closed, steven should be sweating, and both should be blushing
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:06:23 No.56095968
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We're not going down this road. Not now, not ever.
Pearl goes to summon her spear, but a dick comes out instead. The balls get caught in the portal and the dick gets stuck on her head.
I'll probably never draw that though. Probably.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:08:26 No.56096032
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:08:30 No.56096034
What if she only shapeshifted her body to be so voluptuous?
What if her actual body type was more like Pearl's?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:08:32 No.56096036
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>implying you can stop the lewdness
you just watch, the guy editing steven and pearl making out is going to start adding saliva strands soon enough.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:09:28 No.56096063
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>turning autistic fetish fuel shit into a silly dumb gag
I like you, anon, you and your pearl dickhead idea.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:09:29 No.56096064
SHE'S HUNGRY for cock
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:09:56 No.56096076
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:09:59 No.56096077
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:10:21 No.56096083
>Pearl's gem dildo is monster truck sized
I submit to you, instead, that Pearl's gem dildo is, in fact, a tiny monster truck. It does not penetrate; rather, it revs its tiny engines and ramps off her pale, pale genitals to do tiny flips and tiny wheelies and get into tiny tumbling crashes before it fights a tiny Truckasuarus right square on her taint.
Because that kind of thing feels great, and also Pearl is a fucking weirdo.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:10:30 No.56096086
Why hasn't there been a gif of Pearl snapping that thing's neck and shrugging yet?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:10:32 No.56096087
Needs more blushing to be lewd AND kawaii
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:10:40 No.56096092
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oh sweet mama maria
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:11:11 No.56096104
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I love the female leads and the writing, but Steven a shit and the actual plots are mediocre with substandard pacing.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:12:22 No.56096139
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SALIVA STRANDS AND THEN A NUDE EDIT.
LET THE FINAL TRANSFORMATION INTO MAXIMUM OVERLEWD COMMENCE
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:12:24 No.56096141
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K now add saliva strands like >>56096036 said.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:12:36 No.56096150
>not having fancy pearl-looking anal beads
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:12:46 No.56096154
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:12:59 No.56096157
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:13:26 No.56096168
>Steven a shit
>not loving Steven's puns
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:14:40 No.56096199
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:16:37 No.56096252
Why is she so perfect?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:22:38 No.56096432
Diet and exercise.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:27:00 No.56096550
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Trying my best here
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:27:38 No.56096573
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Fuck diet and exercise.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:29:52 No.56096633
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:32:07 No.56096692
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you're doing god's work.
Draw them both frenching with their eyes closed, the shoulder clothes edited to fit their skin color and leaving them naked, and a bunch of shower steam, and make both pearl and steven glistening with passionate sweat waters.
Do it, anon, you cant stop now, you're in too deep.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:32:56 No.56096711
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:33:30 No.56096725
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this is escalating way too fast
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:33:40 No.56096733
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Laser Light Canon gave me full faith in the show.
I don't expect every episode to be Laser Light Canon.
But knowing Laser Light Canon exists, and that there can be more like it, is enough for me.
The other episodes are REALLY fun, especially Together Breakfast. I love how much exploration they involved, even in such a small space.
Like, how many people noticed that bit when Steve was sliding down the crystal heart, where the background got pink and Steven was like "Hey this is nice"? Who's betting that's where Steven's gem leads because it's Rose's room
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:36:32 No.56096797
Ha! First thread of the episode I posted about the look on her face when she realized Steven was there was relief that she hadn't done the OTHER dance to summon up her collection of vibrators, dildos, and other toys.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:38:55 No.56096864
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:39:24 No.56096877
What's with the kid's expression there?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:40:46 No.56096908
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:42:00 No.56096933
for what purpose
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:41:59 No.56096935
Artist? This is magnificent
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:42:47 No.56096952
I've only seen that episode twice, but that makes 4 times I've seen the joke and it got me every time.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:43:39 No.56096975
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>Captcha: Dough rthrnat
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:44:45 No.56096999
Oh god how far down the rabbit hole can we take this?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:45:48 No.56097026
Pearl looks pregnant.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:46:41 No.56097044
Is Pearl adopted? Garnet and Amethyst are clearly black and Steven looks like he might be mixed or something. Pearl is the whitest cracker on the planet.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:47:28 No.56097068
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:47:32 No.56097070
just wait for the inevitable rose flash back episode. I'll bet im gonna be sighing while looking out the window for quite a while
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:48:19 No.56097091
They're all metaphysical god-like beings. They can change shape at will, it seems. Looks aren't really important.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:50:44 No.56097147
I like the opening song a lot, reminds me of fionna and cake...
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:52:02 No.56097186
>OP starts thread about Steven Universe
>/co/ turns it into a lewdfest
Are you proud of yourselves?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:52:43 No.56097205
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As far as my abilities take me
Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:53:16 No.56097222
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:54:24 No.56097258
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 00:57:15 No.56097338
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on this day, you are not anon. On this daw, your are Paul Lewd'dib, the lisan al gaib, today you've ridden the worm and proved yourself a propper Gemen.
Go forth, prophet of our people, and lead us to victory in our jihad.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:07:58 No.56097660
Lose pearl's eyebrow.
Add in some little hearts
and then make a bling/snoop dog version
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:12:50 No.56097836
I need to fucking watch that movie
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:13:00 No.56097839
Lets see some SU fanart. Love me some'a that.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:14:46 No.56097895
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:15:13 No.56097905
How can you be sure she didn't draw them?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:17:19 No.56097958
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I'm currently working on something. After this I'm going to try a test drawing of Garnet, then I'll probably go back to making lewd things.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:18:45 No.56098006
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:19:41 No.56098041
A most hilarious compilation, good show anon.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:20:56 No.56098072
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what a thread this was, what a thread.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:22:01 No.56098108
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:24:46 No.56098201
Today was certainly a good day.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:27:32 No.56098292
If it was a jew nose, it wouldn't be so pointy
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:41:34 No.56098756
The mailman has more of a jew nose.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:43:47 No.56098833
what the fuck is a "birthstone"
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:44:46 No.56098871
What're you, retarded.
It's like your astrology sign. There's also a birthstone, a precious mineral that correlates to the month you were born.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:44:59 No.56098879
What the fuck is with you people and Pearl
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:49:03 No.56099026
She's the best girl, duh.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:50:17 No.56099077
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It probably has something to do with her personality. The average 4chan user enjoys the thought of an uptight prim and proper lady who is overly emotional at the drop of a hat. Their ideal woman is constantly on her period while also somehow dealing with the hormonal mood swings brought on by pregnancy.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 01:54:39 No.56099243
Personally I like her because she's a mother figure. Also I think there's more to her personality to just OH MY GOD PERIOD, it's just that she's protective of Steven.
She also seems to be the smart one, the Planner of the group. I didn't really see her as over emotional.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 02:48:35 No.56101226
Gemstones that are supposed to represent the months
Ex.: If you were born in November, your birthstone is Topaz, the superior birthstone.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 02:59:41 No.56101626
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Maybe if you were born in the mountains with a bunch of other inbred hillbillies. Sapphires are the superior gemstones.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:14:02 No.56102176
Fuck both of you emeralds are where it's at.
Fuckers can melt snake eyes and make up the throne of god.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:19:42 No.56102397
I'd all three of them.
Especially Pearl and Amethyst.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:21:42 No.56102465
>he doesnt want thick, wide, glorious delicious brown hips and ass
you shame us all
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:22:22 No.56102491
This anon knows what's going on.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:24:46 No.56102584
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:25:52 No.56102625
Where the rock candy at?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:29:23 No.56102767
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:32:16 No.56102883
I need her to do more. She's seems to distant for now. She does have a banging body though.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:34:06 No.56102945
dat gif made muh day
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:34:25 No.56102953
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Being distant is part of her charm, though.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:34:29 No.56102955
It's armour though. There could be anything under there.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:35:33 No.56102999
She desperately needs a hug, buy she's just too shy to let on.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:42:25 No.56103244
You are now imagining Garnet teleporting to a blank white room and singing American Boy.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 03:49:14 No.56103532
Has Este sung anything else that's ended up on US airwaves, or is she more of a UK phenomenon?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:09:50 No.56104354
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:12:14 No.56104449
Not much more gets across the ocean than Top Gear and Dr. Who.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:12:58 No.56104481
the humor is getting better, lost my shit when steven throws the raft.
my one only complain is that im afraid there will be a a pattern
>there is danger
>steven fucks up and apologizes/steven helps in an unexpected way
>the girls congratulate steven on how good he is all the time
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:17:46 No.56104659
>You will never play an RPG based of Steven Universe
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:20:07 No.56104750
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Alright, I finished this one. Up next I'm just going to try and draw Garnet to see if I can get her general shape right. Then the lewd train will be back on track.
I wanted to add a "Jinkies!" to this, but none of the fonts I had looked right.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:20:37 No.56104766
I liked what I've seen so far. Gots potential. But I'm scared it'll take Adverture Time route and become shipping time with a hint of 2deep4u. Amethyst is best grill
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:21:16 No.56104787
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>not wanting to play a character action game made by platinum
We've been over this, Pearl plays like DMC 3, killer is dead, or no more heroes, Amethyst plays like Revengeance with Mistral's weapon, as well as a bit of spiderman swinging, and Garnet plays like God hand. meanwhile, Steven plays like a mix between animal crossing and turns into viewtiful joe when things get serious.
it's the only acceptable answer, learn it, love it, live with it.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:24:42 No.56104934
shouldnt amethyst play like bayonetta?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:25:38 No.56104984
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:29:52 No.56105136
I don't think we'll have to worry about romantic tangle-ups in this show
Steven is the main focus, and who could he possibly be shipped with?
Steven Universe just doesn't give off the feeling that it could support a game as action-paced as DMC or Revengeance.
An RPG in the vein of Kingdom Hearts or Dragon Warrior would be more complimentary. Something styled to produce maximum wonderment.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 04:35:21 No.56105346
>Steven is the main focus, and who could he possibly be shipped with?
Black girl in the intro sequence.
Does that mean we'll get to see this guy?
Ken 2013-11-17 05:17:29 No.56107122
Well Pearl and Pinocchio kinda.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:17:30 No.56107125
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:20:56 No.56107287
What, are the shows writers/animators actually here or something?
How based are the people on this board?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:23:12 No.56107380
More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope. That's always the answer.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:25:16 No.56107473
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:26:05 No.56107499
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I want Cheeseburger Backpack to become an inanimate object, either based as fuck and a bro to everyone, or a horrible bastard like Plank from EE&E
>mfw cartoony hijinx as pearl tries to get rid of it, the other two gems tag along, and it just continuously fucks with them more and more until it tricks them into getting super double megafucked
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:26:38 No.56107526
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:27:13 No.56107553
I would have thought Pearl burned his backpack after all the trouble it gave them.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:28:12 No.56107610
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:28:24 No.56107620
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>WHAT A WEASEL
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:29:02 No.56107649
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:29:05 No.56107652
And we have come full circle.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:29:47 No.56107680
Amethyst morphed into a cop to prank Steven... a purple cop.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:30:01 No.56107694
The lines should be thicker but other than that good job.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:30:06 No.56107701
Only Amethyst can shapeshift as far as we know. See Together Breakfast
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:30:50 No.56107736
That was shapeshifting? I thought she just put on a costume.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:30:50 No.56107737
anyone big like Lauren Faust ever come here?
Because I'd love to have a conversation with someone like Rebecca Sugar
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:31:15 No.56107749
and then pearl was the petal tree
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:31:36 No.56107759
She popped up on /mlp/ once, and Maxwell Atoms was here on /co/ the other night.
I'm shocked Sugar hasn't come here yet.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:31:40 No.56107763
Naw, nigga, you could clearly see she magically changed her form
Anonymous 2013-11-17 05:32:56 No.56107823
Maxwell Atoms was with us during the final hours of his kickstarter not even a day ago, there's the sam sweetmilk guy, that artist from spongebob everyone hates, natasha allegri was a drawfag before we scared her off with nacho porn, and it's been confirmed that tons of artists browse /co/ but dont post out of fear of rejection.
Assuming this really is someone who could be someone. I think I know who.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:10:14 No.56109473
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:10:23 No.56109479
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THIS IS THE BED YOU MADE, STEVEN UNIVERSE GENERAL. I TOLD YOU TO ROOT THAT SHIT OUT WHEN IT WAS YOUNG, TO NOT ALLOW FOR THESE FAGGOTS AND THEIR HEADCANONS, BUT NOOOO, YOU DIDNT BELIEVE ME.
WELL NOW YOU SLEEP IN THE CREEPY /SS/ PIT AND YOU STAY THERE, YOU STAY IN THE TRASH WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU'RE IN THE BIN, BUSTER
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:10:49 No.56109504
alright, I'll let you remain anonymous.
It's cool you guys browse here though.
At least someone listens to this corner of the internet, the only ounce of honesty left on the internet.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:11:05 No.56109515
I know I said I wanted to see this, but it was a lie! A joke I tell you!
Why did I have to open pandora's box? Oh why
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:11:34 No.56109533
You dont know my Jew nose
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:13:03 No.56109596
>implying i'd have it any other way
Ken 2013-11-17 06:13:12 No.56109602
Head canons didn't do this. We did.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:14:39 No.56109659
Are you a cute space ballerina?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:15:07 No.56109678
Maaan, dont do this
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:15:51 No.56109707
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I've drawn Steven with that Fry kid being intimate but scrapped that for the Pearl and Steven. Consider yourself lucky. Okay now I'm officially going to bed.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:16:28 No.56109742
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but it's the source, I tell you, the source! you never listen to me, just like Gravity Falls general before you, you've fallen into this... this TRASH. You're all doomed, i say, DOOMED, your callous pedophilia and freudian slips have unearthed him, anon. He'll get you all, one by one, until you're all dead, just like the other camp councelors.
Run now, while you have hope, run before this horrible night with a curse kills you.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:16:41 No.56109750
On the inside, anon. On the inside.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:16:47 No.56109756
In another life I would have cared about this show.
I just can't stand the pandering.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:17:30 No.56109798
Inside like a hippy, or inside like a cannibal?
Ken 2013-11-17 06:18:35 No.56109841
I've bathed in the fires that a gravity falls general. Let them come I'll ignore them all with handy filters.
Why do you think, faggot? The show is way too sappyshit for it's own good, do you really think we need the future generation being coddled-ass liberals? This show needs to grow a pair, for fucks sake, have his dad punch Steven in the face and make him cry or something. Just watching it makes me feel gay. Seriously, what a bunch of gay-ass bullshit, shit man.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:32:14 No.56110414
how about his own mother gave up her physical being so she could have a son
>not watching the show
>not realizing every episode ends with the gems getting their asses kicked by a monster while steven kills said monsters
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:37:10 No.56110629
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:40:03 No.56110743
I think youre fucking with us
Karasza 2013-11-17 06:41:10 No.56110776
>shows that I dont care about get loads of content before the series airs
>SU gets somewhat average content, taking whatever we get
Step by step, guys. You'll get what you want, starting with this.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:41:21 No.56110784
>implying he wasn't
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:41:36 No.56110792
Only like two measures are ukelele
And if everyone had the same bodytype it would be lazy
stop going full retard
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:43:30 No.56110878
show is too dykey for me
brb putting my shirt on because i have male privilege
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:45:22 No.56110958
So if the characters aren't all cock-hungry sluts or 'muh purity' virgins, the characters are dykes? Come on, Luigi.
Have you heard the theme? God, the strings are still fucking bouncing around in my brain. Get a fucking budget on music, will ya Becky? What ever happened to good ol well-written orchestral scores? This has to have been an executive decision to appeal to the shitty 20-something year-old blog-loving youth of yesterday or whatever.
Also, yeah, these bitches are ugly. Lose some fucking weight, all of you. You're a team, at least be similar heights and body types to show it. Or get some implants or something.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:48:37 No.56111100
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:48:56 No.56111116
People like you exist in the real world?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:50:04 No.56111147
no, he's pretending to be retarded so that sanctimonious cunts like you will repond
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:50:27 No.56111163
Definitely fucking with us.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:50:55 No.56111191
>What ever happened to good ol well-written orchestral scores?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:50:56 No.56111193
he's kidding fuckhead
im the original panderbro commenter
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:51:13 No.56111208
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:51:59 No.56111247
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>Lose some weight.
Also why do teams have to be similar?
>Muh classical themes
Fuck off old man those haven't been in vogue since the 90's
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:52:14 No.56111260
Are you the guy who said Steven's dad should hit him? Or was that guy just fuckin wit us.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:53:35 No.56111315
do you all have aspergers
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:53:37 No.56111318
oh jesus i'm done here
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:54:42 No.56111356
So you were fucking with us then? Come on, dont go yet.
>Having an opinion
>Oh anon's clearly joking
Please, all of you take a short jump off a high cliff. Also shut the fuck up.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:57:44 No.56111501
It's 'take a long walk off a short pier'
Anonymous 2013-11-17 06:59:34 No.56111590
Oh come on, you cant berate some for believing him and others for not. That's not fair.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:00:44 No.56111639
Welp, I watched the first 2 episodes.
steven's relatinship with his dad was pretty cute
Rebecca Sugar's sense of humor
Some of the design elements (like Amethyst's hiarlip and those fucking toaster noses)
Fights were pretty boring
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:02:17 No.56111716
>Rebecca Sugar's sense of humor
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:05:39 No.56111902
I must have missed the episode where a guy in a green lantern hoodie talks about how perfect one of the gems is.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:08:15 No.56112024
she doesn't really tell jokes so much as she writes stuff that she thinks will be cute
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:08:46 No.56112045
when I said that I meant give an example
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:09:21 No.56112075
like the cookie cat rap that went on for a minute and a half?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:10:04 No.56112123
It's not even 30 seconds long.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:11:47 No.56112204
that's not meant to be funny
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:12:18 No.56112232
Well, it's not a matter for a comedy show to tell jokes as it is to to make humorous things happen. Cute can be funny in it's own way.
I didn't care for it, except for the end. Where it rhymes.
But I find it odd that any product like that would have a specified location to it. The fact that they stopped production of it makes it sound like a small town locally owned brand of cookies.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:14:30 No.56112365
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I guess it felt that way?
All I'm saying is that she isn't really interested in telling jokes in any traditional sense (ie: setting up audience expectations and them subverting them in a clever way)
For example, the bit in the Gravity Falls pilot where they spend the entire episode trying to make you think Mabel is dating a zombie. This makes the eventual gnome payoff so much more effective
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:15:52 No.56112442
Ah, I see what you mean. Yeah, most of her jokes are in the present, with little set up.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:17:15 No.56112508
Come on man, that was predictable as shit, I'm tired of you GFfags thinking your cartoon's the savior of animation. It's just a decent, normal cartoon, shut the fuck up.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:17:17 No.56112511
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Just 1 more day until new ep.
S'gonna be sweet.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:17:37 No.56112524
it'll be a great day when adventure time art and writing style stops influencing everything on CN
until then we'll get mediocre, unfunny tumblr junk like this
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:18:18 No.56112569
it'll be a great day when people like you would stop posting
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:18:18 No.56112570
The only thing I can think of that was remotely like that was when Steven used the life-raft and not working. Only for it to be useful in the end.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:18:58 No.56112607
Stop gettin' b8d
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:19:23 No.56112628
I was just giving an example of traditional joke-telling, spergo
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:19:51 No.56112674
b8ers should still stop posting, tho
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:20:03 No.56112685
I;m loving this period in animation where guys liek Deforge are doing designs for AT and Nick gave Johnny Ryan a tv show.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:20:33 No.56112709
get mad tumblrfag
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:20:54 No.56112731
it's not effective if it's predictable, autist
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:22:43 No.56112835
you're certainly entitled to your opinion
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:24:09 No.56112915
Is this all these threads will ever be? Just morons that can't resist replying to an obsessed troll?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:25:11 No.56112966
That's pretty much the internet in general.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:26:05 No.56113019
tripfaggotry, waifufaggotry and socially retarded shut-ins desperate for any sort of online validation
like every general
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:29:50 No.56113197
This is console wars level shitposting, Congratulations guys.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:29:56 No.56113204
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no, you dumbass. I even liked the fucking episode, but the set up could be seen a mile away
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:32:21 No.56113310
and you successfully predicted that her boyfriend was a group of gnomes standing on eachother's shoulders
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:34:08 No.56113372
I knew it was gnomes, but not three
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:38:36 No.56113564
yes you retard
if one person predicts an event and other did not, it's predictable from one frame of reference and unpredictable from another
There is no objective measure of predictability.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 07:40:37 No.56113643
Fine I'll give you that
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:07:23 No.56114623
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Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:12:03 No.56114772
I've noticed that if a character has a warm color, and another character has a cool color, and their both girls, tumblr likes to ship them
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:13:06 No.56114795
realized it immediately after I posted, damn post delay
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:14:44 No.56114846
I've noticed that if a character and another character, tumblr likes to ship them
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:15:56 No.56114889
That casual murder makes me harder than I thought it would.
I guess I'm going to get on board the pearl train.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:16:56 No.56114930
>people saying this show has no/unfunny jokes
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:20:45 No.56115064
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>powerful cosmic protrecters of the entire universe
>Cookie Cat is the biggest deal for them
Do the gems represent something? Gluttony, Wrath, Pride and Lust? Or am I one of those conspiracy faggots?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:21:55 No.56115099
Can it be both?
truteal 2013-11-17 08:25:23 No.56115191
>Do the gems represent something?
I think some kind of new age nonsense
This show desperately needs villans
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:30:58 No.56115358
So how do you think the rest of the gems discovered the powers of their gem? There had to be a time when they were as young, inexperienced, and stupid as Steven.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:32:27 No.56115403
>Pearl was once a talentless fat girl with a giant forehead zit she couldn't pop.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:32:34 No.56115404
You're a conspiracy faggot.
Sometimes those curtains? Sometimes they're just blue
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:36:09 No.56115500
I don't want to judge it as a whole this early, but honestly...so far I find it fucking boring. And I was looking forward to this show too, I'd say maybe the style doesn't click with me, but some of my favorite episodes from Adventure Time are Rebecca Sugar episodes so...I don't know.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:36:50 No.56115520
That's weird Anon..
What about the first two episodes? I can't think of much in them that I disliked.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:37:20 No.56115543
Maybe you're a cunt with shit taste?
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:39:00 No.56115590
I chuckled here and there, and nothing overtly made me say "this is shit" but I just kinda watched it, then moved on, didn't really leave an impression aside from maybe the cookie cat song.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:39:34 No.56115609
Sometimes you get so busy trying to catch everything that the pacing slows down. I would suggest watch it again, but you're entitled to your opinion
Anonymous 2013-11-17 08:41:33 No.56115668
I'm gonna give it more episodes, I know it's early in the show so something may click with me later on. Like I said, I do want to enjoy this show.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:38:54 No.56117160
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Drew a new thing on another whiteboard.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:39:58 No.56117187
>viraling this hard
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:40:34 No.56117199
What does this even mean
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:42:44 No.56117240
i can't wait until this gets cancelled. i've been watching it every monday when they show AT and RS just to give it a chance but this show is just terrible.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:45:50 No.56117279
Jesus christ why? There are plenty of other shows you can enjoy out there but you're forcing yourself to watch a show with a flawed execution of a concept you find interesting. If it's not clicking then move on. Don't watch something unenjoyable to try to fit in.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:47:34 No.56117297
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some of my favorite shows I hated the first time I watched them
its not like I don't have 20 minutes a week to spare
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:50:55 No.56117364
Anonymous 2013-11-17 09:54:00 No.56117417
speak for yourself, brah. it's executed just fine for me
Anonymous 2013-11-17 10:03:21 No.56117593
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Had some time, so I did another.
Mr Queasy is hard to draw. Need some practice.
Anonymous 2013-11-17 10:06:22 No.56117637
>b.b.but I like it so evident flaws are meaningless!
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