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>Denim Dan. Knows everything, but shares his wisdom from the cusp of nirvana.
>Denim Dan in meditation a few nights ago.
>Says he can show us the path but we must walk it.
>Says "Tie two birds together, and though they have four wings, they cannot fly."
>Has transcended height, and all other trappings of samsara.
>Reveals how he mastered the trantric arts, becoming one with the Three Vajras
>Shares this knowledge with all those who wish it.
>Once faced a wall for nine years, not speaking for the entire time.
>Holds no possessions. Makes his own pants.
>Master of The Eight-Fold Path.