Fat People Stories
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>Junior school, ~2004
>All the lads would play British bulldog on the playground at lunch and break times
>There was always a handful of guys who were cheating cunts e.g. running out of the play of area then back into the home zone, people denying they had been tagged at all
>One guy in particular took the biscuit
>For the 3 and a half years I was at that school, this little ball of adipose would cheat in every game we played
>He would get tagged in every way imaginable and just claim "Nooo you didn't touch me" or "Naaaah you only skimmed me!"
>People would call him out on it but he would deny so strenuously that it would put a hold to the game, ruining everyone's fun
>Eventually everyone just let him be a fat little cheating cunt
>In year 6, we're playing
>I'm it and I tag him, literally shove him, daring him to deny he's it
>Continues waddling to the safe zone
>"Jamie what the fuck I tagged you what are you playing at?!"
>Get sick of his shit and take a stand, yell this so everyone can here
>Awkward silence. Then...
>"Yeah Anon's right Jamie, you're always cheating, just accept you're it for once"
>"yeah!" people start agreeing
>Wasn't expecting this as I wasn't the most popular and no one tended to care what I said
>He starts his denial again
>Someone starts off a chant of "Jamie's it and he can't take it!"
>Eventually everyone playing joins in
>he starts raging and crying because people finally stop taking his shit
>Waddles off and sulks to himself while we continue playing
My first victory over out ham overlord oppressors
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20 year old male. 6'2". 135 pounds. I've been this weight for years.
It's extremely unhealthy and sickly looking. I know this, and i'm fully unaware. I do not have perception problems, I know i'm horrendously skinny and that it isn't normal. I'm not afraid of getting fat or any stupid shit like that.
I just have 0 appetite. Absolutely 0. I can go DAYS on 1200 calories. There are some days i'd just get 400 calories.. Today, i've had two slices of blueberry pie and half a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
What is wrong with me? This isn't normal.
I can't force myself to eat.. it's just impossible without an appetite. It's hard to swallow, it's like my body "rejects" it. It almost makes me sick to force myself to eat.
NO MONEY FOR THE DOCTOR, NO INSURANCE.
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Saw one of these a few weeks ago time for another one.
>Do you give nicknames to regulars who go to your gym?
>The 30 year old tweens
Two guys in their mid thirties, loads of fake tan, always turn of the sound system and plug there ipods in at full volume, ALWAYS the same Sum 41 or Linkin park shit
Dude looks just like Hoheheim from full metal alchemist, scary as fuck
>The two most obvious lesbians in the world
Two 5/10 lesbians who always work out together, they have a brat kid who sits in the corner and plays his DS all the time
>The Michelin man
Swole as fuck, no tone, kinda swaggers around showing off his beats all the time, is actually an alright guy
Skinny guy who looks like he's right out of deliverance (mfw i live in England), always accompanied by ripped bald dude who seems to be trying to train him up, reallyniceguy.mkv
40 something balding guy, lifts pretty high weights, keeps to himself and always looks like he really depressed, probably isnt
Old woman who looks like a fucking toad, has actually lost a large amount of weight (mirin dat progress)
Would be absolue T-Rex if he didnt have pretty good upperbody too, he could probably kick through a wall with his legs though
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>Be saturday night
>Got Two friends Bday party's to attend
>Go to first one, At second one just chilling
>Text Girl i like, asking what she be doing
>she replys back and says nothing much
>ask if she wants to come out
>she replys she is broke and has no predrinks
>I've got enough so i get her address and go over
>We talk and one of her roomies gives us a lift
>We talk more about life etc.
>Rock up past my work talk shit with one of my old bosses
>Apparently he needs people still i so ask about it.
>We still talking about random stuff
>Get into club
>Get money out
>Buy her some drinks
>We play a game of pool i mock her a little, playful banter etc.
>She ends up beating me
>We play another game vs two other blokes
>We end up leaving and going to another club
>Go back to original club
>Outside and talk
>Think it a good time to drop the i like her bomb
>Ask her if she likes me
>She says yes, but would like to remain single
>I tell her i just want to be more than friends
>She goes on about how im such a decent guy and if we were friends earlier she probably would of been dating me
>We sit down
>She feels bad and seems someone upset, im pretty intoxicated at this point and just looking around at stuff (Mirin the Plants etc.) and other people.