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Anyone who says that a gorilla can beat 50 MMA fighters is absolutely wrong. Assuming a 250 average weight for them, that's 12,500 pounds.
>bu-b-but an angry gorilla can lift like... A THOUSAND pounds
no you fucking autist, it can't, I can DRAG an object that heavy. Can I drag a 200 pound weight with 1 hand? Yes. Could I toss it across the room? Fuck no, and if I punched it I'd be fucked. The sheer numbers and mass of the fighters would overwhelm the gorilla after suffering a few casualties.