Beta Stories Thread
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This just happened to me earlier tonight (I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried).
>be me (fat-but-cutting 6'0 manlet king with nice facial aesthetics and 6 months of lifting under his belt)
>foreveralone permavirgin aspie, and not a care in the world
>walking home at night and sipping on a cola, carefree and oblivious
>passing by a cafe... cute waitress stops me and asks for help... alarms go off, straining to contain all that spaghetti
>I remember /fit/'s advice, look her in the eye, and ask what she wants
>"Hey anon, sorry to bother you, but could you help me roll up these overhead panels? The mechanism's a bit rusty, and I need a hand."
>"S-sure, no problem!" (alpha as fuck, yeah!)
>get to rollin'... she's mirin', can feel her eyes on me... make stupid small talk to contain the tubs of spaghetti breeding in my pockets
>"There, all done!" (look her in the eye again, and smile, fuck yeah, alpha as fuarrrkk!)
>"Thanks anon! Sorry to have jumped you like that." (smiles seductively while mirin' with the intensity of a thousand suns)
>"No problem, happy to help!" (oh god, gotta get out of here, her stare is boring through my skull!)
>"Hey, you wanna come in for a drink? It's on the house!"
>"Uh, n-no t-thanks, I already drank a c-cola!"
>her shoulders sag, she's disappointed... "Oh, ok. Come back tomorrow, then?" (smiles again, hopeful)
>I turn around like a faggot, and flee... "Bye!" (I swear to god I almost said "You too!")
Walking home, I remember what /fit/ told me, and decide to leave the fucking cacoon and act like a man. I go back, make up some bullshit excuse, and we talk for almost two hours. She's funny, perky, cute, but also happily married, and was just being nice to me earlier.
Oh god, so many feels... Can't deal with all the feels! I'm sorry, cacoon, I'll never leave you again!!!
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Hi . My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
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ay yo /fit/
i got a hamstring injury and a brachialis injury, taken a few weeks off to rehab and get better. my hamstring and brachialis have both gotten better but the hamstring still has a way to go. SO im gonna focus on my upper body for a while, in fact 3 upper body sessions a week.
every day i will start with 10-15 minutes of stationary bike with medium resistance, then do 20 body weight squats and follow it up with a set of 20 squats with good form with just 135LBS. my legs are already pretty big, 26" thighs at around 12% bf, and my squat and deadlift maxes before the injury were 450 and 515 lbs respectively. SO i don't think a few months of no high intensity work on my legs will set me back too much
Here is a routine i devised, what do you think? snd remember the warmup every day involves 1 set of 20 at 135 for squats
Lat pull down 4x8
DB bench 4x8
Straight arm pull down 4x8
Low cable row 4x8
Rear delt row 4x8
Tricep push down 4x8-15
Rack pull 4x8
CG Bench 4x8
DB Curl 4x8
Decline crunch 3x10-15
oldpic to show my tendency towards t rexin