Beta Stories Thread
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This just happened to me earlier tonight (I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried).
>be me (fat-but-cutting 6'0 manlet king with nice facial aesthetics and 6 months of lifting under his belt)
>foreveralone permavirgin aspie, and not a care in the world
>walking home at night and sipping on a cola, carefree and oblivious
>passing by a cafe... cute waitress stops me and asks for help... alarms go off, straining to contain all that spaghetti
>I remember /fit/'s advice, look her in the eye, and ask what she wants
>"Hey anon, sorry to bother you, but could you help me roll up these overhead panels? The mechanism's a bit rusty, and I need a hand."
>"S-sure, no problem!" (alpha as fuck, yeah!)
>get to rollin'... she's mirin', can feel her eyes on me... make stupid small talk to contain the tubs of spaghetti breeding in my pockets
>"There, all done!" (look her in the eye again, and smile, fuck yeah, alpha as fuarrrkk!)
>"Thanks anon! Sorry to have jumped you like that." (smiles seductively while mirin' with the intensity of a thousand suns)
>"No problem, happy to help!" (oh god, gotta get out of here, her stare is boring through my skull!)
>"Hey, you wanna come in for a drink? It's on the house!"
>"Uh, n-no t-thanks, I already drank a c-cola!"
>her shoulders sag, she's disappointed... "Oh, ok. Come back tomorrow, then?" (smiles again, hopeful)
>I turn around like a faggot, and flee... "Bye!" (I swear to god I almost said "You too!")
Walking home, I remember what /fit/ told me, and decide to leave the fucking cacoon and act like a man. I go back, make up some bullshit excuse, and we talk for almost two hours. She's funny, perky, cute, but also happily married, and was just being nice to me earlier.
Oh god, so many feels... Can't deal with all the feels! I'm sorry, cacoon, I'll never leave you again!!!
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Hi . My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.
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Alright stupidly did a PH cycle of Superdrol without doing any research.
On my PCT and a shitty AA, then my nips got sore, switched to Testradex (It's an AA) and Primal T(Natty test booster, also if you take this your jizz is god tier, shit comes out in ropes) Nipples aren't as sensitive or puff, left one is almost back to normal right one is less sensitive, slightly puffy, no lumps, should I wait it out and see if it gets better is a couple days, or should I work on getting my hands on a SERM like nolva? Also how do I get novla?
Can older men still make all kinds of gains?
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Hi /fit/. My dad's 53 now and I want him to start going to the gym with me, you know, before it's too late.
What I wanted to know is, could he still actually build muscle, and strength?
He's not exactly fat, well he kind of is, he's got a belly sure, but I wouldn't call him chubby either. Pic related is kind of his body. Lol I'm just too subjected to call him fat.
But what sort of program should I get him on? I'd like him to do weight training, but cardio is really important too for him, since he's a smoker, and we have a family history of heart problems and high cholesterol etc.