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/fit/ Health & Fitness

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:09:51 No.31252267

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Do you have a /fit/ gf?
Do you have a gf?


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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:12:14 No.31252294
no
no

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:13:23 No.31252302
>implying

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:13:37 No.31252303
>>31252267
my gf is a professional volleyball player.. so i think yes, i have a /fit/ gf

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:14:49 No.31252315
>tfw don't know how to keep up a conversation outside of steam chats (which I can make last for like 5 hours) or skype calls with best friends

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:15:52 No.31252326
>>31252267
No
Yes

Worst feel tbh. She has declined the last couple of years and i can't get her to diet or exercise with the proper regularity.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:15:52 No.31252327
>>31252267
No, but I like girls who are spooky skeletons.

No, I'm in between gfs atm. Gonna ask out a chick in my class on monday tho. Also I've been teasing my ex who had daddy issues and gonna see if she wants to fuck next week as well. Gotta let yourself fester in their minds. I'll bet she's already complaining about what an asshole I am again while schlicking to me with her little blue vibrator.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:16:31 No.31252335
my day was going so well until you asked.
>i will never be with my roidfu

every other woman could only be a side-chick.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:16:57 No.31252341
tfw no cute but slightly chubby gf who you convince to go to the gym and train her up into a qt fit girl

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:19:12 No.31252367
>>31252267
Jesus fucking christ post more /fit/ chicks please my test is exploding.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:22:41 No.31252397
I have a chubby gf:

-- Knows I'm way out of her league and praises my cuteness to the sky

-- Can't stop touching my arms and chest

-- Draws pictures of me shirtless looking cute

-- Hates jogging and working out, but claims to do zumba, despite the fact I've never seen her do it

I know I'm settling, but I'm too much of a beta wuss to go out and find someone better.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:30:04 No.31252476
>>31252397
pic?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:30:07 No.31252477
>>31252397
Tell her to change or you're leaving. She'll do it.

Play the victim. Let he know that you feel (note the word feel - you need to let her know that this is what you feel is the truth) that she doesn't care about your opinion or what you think of her, that she's only with you because she looks at you as a trophy, not something she should work to make happy and keep.

Also,

>draws pictures of you
Are you kids in high school or something? What the actual fuck? Can you really use the word "settling" if you don't pay a single goddamned bill in your household yet?>>31252367

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:30:33 No.31252484
>>31252397
> confirmed beta male
> hrt really isnt that expensive anon

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:30:37 No.31252486
>>31252267

>no
>no


Bro's before ho's, right bro's, r-right...?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:31:40 No.31252497
>>31252267
No and no

H-how can I get a gf??

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:32:02 No.31252502
Nope.

Underemployed as shitwage mallcop on third shift. Just moved back to my parent's house. Parents already get on my nerves and am watching my childhood dog slowly age to death.

My mental health is too far in the shitter for me to date, even though I still try.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:32:17 No.31252504
>>31252367
K

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:33:16 No.31252511
>>31252502
>My mental health is too far in the shitter for me to date

IKTF

Not even bad looking, pretty damn swole too. Fuck man what's wrong with me

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:33:32 No.31252515
>>31252477
If she's good at drawing, I wouldn't bitch no matter how immature it seems.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:34:41 No.31252527
>>31252504
>butterface
>core proportionally too small

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:34:56 No.31252531
>>31252477
I accidentally clicked the last post number. My bad.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:37:22 No.31252560
>>31252511
I lucked out with all the aspects of genetics I would take seriously except for height. I'm also skinny as fuck.

>tfw when 60% of the women who flirt with you at work are the hoodrats you eventually kick out for starting shit.

>tfw that percentage is derived from a single digit number you can count on one hand.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:37:41 No.31252568
>>31252527
>implying

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:37:42 No.31252569
>>31252515
It typically isn't something you see past grade school, so that's why I was asking. Adults don't typically do that stuff. They do other shit.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:41:18 No.31252603
>>31252527
>butterface

anon i have some bad news for you

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:43:01 No.31252621
I have a high test gf with a huge ass

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:43:39 No.31252627
I got my gf to start lifting. Feels good. Though she still refuses to dealift because she believes it will give her a massive V-shaped back or some crap. Not that I really care as long as she's getting nice thighs and butt.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:45:24 No.31252645
sadly no
same

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:46:10 No.31252660
>>31252621
Post pics

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:46:16 No.31252662
sorta
yes

:^)

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:48:47 No.31252681
I have a fit wife. 5'1" at 105 lbs. 23" waist, 32D bra size, half Japanese, counts macros, and lifts heavy with me 3x a week.

I lucked out, /fit/. She's even fun to be around instead of just high maintenence and annoying like most /fit/chicks.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:50:02 No.31252689
>>31252267
I'm working on it.
Met her playing badminton and she's training for a 5k swim.
Playing badminton with her this evening, she's a qt3.14 and I'm getting nervous.
>tfw no sober girl attention since high school

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M1A Guy 2015-03-06 16:50:31 No.31252692
Yes and yes.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:51:28 No.31252701
>>31252267
no
yes

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:52:00 No.31252705
Yeah a cardiobunny. Id probably collapse trying to complete her daily route.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:52:33 No.31252711
>>31252569
lol you live in a small town don't you?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:53:55 No.31252734
No gf, but I have regular sex with tinder hoes. Still feel empty inside.
>Tfw no gf
How can one man bear all this pain.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:55:10 No.31252747
>>31252267

fake tits

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:56:19 No.31252759
>>31252734
I've only had like three actual conversations from Tinder matches. Still don't ask for hookups, don't know how to anyway.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:56:27 No.31252761
>>31252267
Yes.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:57:38 No.31252773
>>31252267
I've got a gf with a 8/10 face...

..
..
but like a 4/10 body
Fuck.
Whatever, I'm gettin mah dick sucked, fucked, and praised while I bulk hard as fuck for the next few months - No fucks given. Better than being lonely wishing I had someone to absolutely worship me.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:58:24 No.31252782
THIS IS NOW A FITNESS GRILL THREAD

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:59:25 No.31252793
>>31252782
OK

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 16:59:39 No.31252795
>>31252782
tfw no erin simmons gf

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:00:38 No.31252805
>>31252795

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:00:52 No.31252806
>>31252793
photoshop is ruining the internet.

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the boy 2015-03-06 17:01:05 No.31252809
>yes
>yes

Met her at the gym

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:01:45 No.31252817
>>31252759
I don't know how to talk to girls neither. Fortunately I won the genetic lottery facial wise. So all I do is meet girls for drinks, smile and look pretty and try to keep my spaghetti in my pockets. Works pretty well, but I am way to retarded to ever get a relationship. Therefor I am lonely Anon

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:01:58 No.31252823
>>31252681
Pic? How hot is she? And you're on /fit/, so you probably have body dismorphia; what needs work on her?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:02:40 No.31252835
>>31252806
>>31252806
>photoshop is ruining the internet.
>tips fedora

stfu faggot

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:04:26 No.31252857
>>31252817

I know how to talk to women and I'm good looking but I never meet women because there are none in my social group and I have no real group activity hobbies.
I'm contemplating going to church in the hopes of actually meeting some decent-ish young women.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:04:32 No.31252859
>>31252835
>master wordsmith detected

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:05:14 No.31252874

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:05:44 No.31252880
My gf is a dancer, so in between being a spoopy skeleton and fit. She'd be perf with a boob job, but actually her tiny little tits appeal to my occasional loli tastes.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:06:02 No.31252885
no
no

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:06:21 No.31252888
Nope. But lifting has improved my confidence tremendously. Openly flirting with the girls at work is helping to build techniques. I was considering asking this dance major out she seems really into me but another girl at work told me the dance major has never had a boyfriend or even kissed a guy before and she is 23 years old. Starting to think once upon a time someone gave her the bad touch now I'm not sure if I should ask her out. What do /fit/?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:07:13 No.31252895
>>31252888
Pro-tip: Don't ask NEET virgins for relationship advice.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:07:21 No.31252897
>>31252857

I met my gf on Tinder tbh.
Just lower your standards and turn a chub into a cardiobunny.
If she checks out mentally, you'll be golden for the rest of your life.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:09:05 No.31252918
>>31252823
No pics. She wouldn't like me posting her like some kind of trophy, and I respect her (which is how marriage is supposed to work.)

She's got an 8/10 body and a 6-7/10 face (in all honesty, she's very pretty but has a slight receding chin.) As for body, her butt is a little on the small side, and she's been neglecting cardio for a few weeks so her abs aren't visible anymore. Besides that, she's pretty smokin'.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:09:49 No.31252929
>>31252895
This isn't /r9k/
The T in NEET stands for Training bro..
Half of us on /fit/ actually do lift, are headstrong in life, and just enjoy the occasional relaxation period to kick back and laugh on /fit/

There's no reason an Anon shouldn't ask anything here - The more positive responses someone gets, the harder it is for trolls to take over.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:10:54 No.31252944
>>31252929
k

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:11:01 No.31252948
No formal gf, but am in a DDLG thing

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:11:21 No.31252953
>>31252918
kek
Pics of this monstrosity.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:12:40 No.31252967
>>31252916
NGL if there wasn't a titty in the picture I'd have a hard time believing that is a girl.
What's wrong with the current girl?
Fat? Annoying? A cheater? Lost interest?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:13:26 No.31252976
>>31252948
groce

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:14:11 No.31252981
>>31252888
Ask her out and discuss thiongs before making a move
I think you should be open, you know, just ask her "Hey I heard you are hardly around boys, what's up, don't you like that sort of stuff?"
Maybe wait a glass of wine or three into the dinner for that stuff
Anyway from that point on you can expect her to put up resistance, wether it's a genuine aversion to intimacy or the bullshit resistance women put on as a test of your ability to nail them it's up to you to read.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:14:31 No.31252986
>>31252948
I can't wrap my head around this. Why would you actively want to be in someone's life where they PURPOSELY act like a child? And how does that get you off?
Fuck this bothers me.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:15:32 No.31252997
>>31252916
Lol why delete the picture bro?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:18:07 No.31253030
>>31252504
>>31252568
Could you post some smaller images please?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:18:56 No.31253034

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:19:17 No.31253040
I can predict the future, i see no gf in my future.

>>31253038

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:19:22 No.31253042
>>31252997

idk, off chance somebody would recognize the body or bathroom or something, paranoid I guess

But I agree with what you said, but the current girl is part black with big ass and tits, so I guess a more "boyish" body is a change of pace, her chest is decent so that makes up for some of it anyway

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:20:56 No.31253068
>>31253034
>dating a girl with more test in her blood than you

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:22:12 No.31253086
>>31252986
She rarely acts like a little. It's mainly because she's the filthiest girl I've ever met. Could do without the little stuff, but do love getting called daddy.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:24:53 No.31253119
>>31253034
imagine having your head crushed between her juicy thighs while she is orgasming because of you giving her the old natty lickaroo... nnggghhh

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:26:59 No.31253146
>>31253042
Yeah that little tit was nice to look at.
Part black? Now I can see why you're ready to bounce. That shit could never be long term.

Boy-ish girls are great to breed a son with btw.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:28:57 No.31253172
>>31253086
It still sounds horrible - Something out of some kind of psycho-thriller movie.
Get the fuck out before you accidentally a baby.
Tons of normals love calling their fuckmates "daddy" without this creepy definition. "Little" - What the fuck man - Do you go over and play with her MLP dolls and then ram your cock in her throat? Jesus this is sickening to even type.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:32:06 No.31253215
>>31252817
I figured it was someone still just asking directly to fuck and spam dick pics. Thank god it wasn't. Once I get past my spergwall to do online meetups (Am I the only one who finds it harder to ask people out online instead of in person?), I should be good.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:34:32 No.31253252
>>31253172
Nah, it's more like we have rules and if she disobeys she gets punished, and she likes to dress up young, no toy stuff or anything like that. She has a tumblr with ~4k followers where she does it more.

There is a girl in my town that does the little thing for a living (like full website and tumblr) who legit looks like a kid.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:37:40 No.31253297
>>31253252
I'm going to leave this conversation before I start puking - sorry dude. I'm good with knowing my career choice will have me killing people (.mil) but for fucks sakes grown ass women acting like children to sexually and emotionally satisfy themselves and others deeply disturbs me.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:39:11 No.31253312
>>31252929
I got some bad news for you little man. Lifting doesn't pay the bills and the T in NEET is for actual training.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:42:23 No.31253359
>>31253312
Lol some of us are residents from /k/ as well - and in our mid-20s.
My training is paying my bills.
Call me "little man" on the internet all you'd like, but the second I put on my uniform, you're willing to let me skip you in line at the airport and give me a horribly stuttered "T-Thanks-s for your s-service."

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:43:34 No.31253375
>>31252267

I just got dumped for carrying more about my gains than my gf, bitch didn't accept my routine, sleep,diet, no alcohol. She also said is racist which is not true, I don't care if people are white, black, brown or yellow as long as they act white they are alright.

>tfw no gf

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:46:10 No.31253410
>>31253359
>this entitlement

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:49:13 No.31253432
Doesn't lift weights but does 24/7 cardio. She's super fit. Not a big ass but it's cute and she's got a perfect chest for her size.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:50:27 No.31253444
>>31252681

I'll take things that didn't happen for 200, Alex

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:52:51 No.31253475
>>31253359
Also a /k/ommando. I work with active duty, veterans, and civies. They all have the same work ethic and morals. Until you become a Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills, your not any different from any other mofo.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:55:29 No.31253505
Yes i have one, but she isnt into sport at all...and she can't do it, she cannot even run, because of her foot which doesnt work right...but shes still cute

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:57:47 No.31253529
>>31253359
HAS to be bait.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:58:00 No.31253530
>>31253444
Eh it's possible. One of my ex's is 5'2", 105lb, 32D. She did cardio / pilates all the time. Actually ran into her, first time in months, she wants me to teach her how to squat, I was so proud.

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:58:36 No.31253539
>>31252267
Yes
Yes

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 17:59:29 No.31253546
>>31252267
How do I cuck my gf with this she-beast?

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Anonymous 2015-03-06 18:01:05 No.31253562
>>31252267
well... i had one
my ex started doing all kinds of sport

zumba, started riding again, did weight training and whatnot.

and now that new guy gets everything....

fuck she was really cute, wife material







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