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/fit/ Health & Fitness

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:01:17 No.15376219

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Hi . My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch.


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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:01:54 No.15376227
Implying being tanned makes you shit?>

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:02:33 No.15376236
your girl friend isnt even hot... try harder faggot

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:03:37 No.15376248
huuur copy pasta

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:04:21 No.15376255
bump

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:05:07 No.15376261
You could have changed it to fit /fit/ more.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:05:12 No.15376262
>>15376219
>2012
>not 2008

>protip... guys dead - carcrash

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:05:22 No.15376264
>>15376219
I wonder if the guy in the picture knows about his meme stardom?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:05:34 No.15376265
fuck you

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:06:20 No.15376273
>>15376261
what are you smoking?>

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:07:00 No.15376281
>>15376273
you're mom's oatsock

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:07:02 No.15376282
Dyel?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:07:34 No.15376285
>>15376219
Do you both paint yourselves orange or some shit? OP is confirmed faggot.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:08:34 No.15376292
2/10... way to old troll

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:09:12 No.15376300
>>15376285
jelly fag

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:09:19 No.15376302

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>>15376219

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:10:19 No.15376309
>>15376219
What the fuck did you just fuckin' say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fuckin' words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fuckin' dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fuckin' tongue... but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fuckin' idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fuckin' dead, kid!

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:11:49 No.15376319
>>15376309
like your tuff cunt ill smash you

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:12:34 No.15376327
>>15376219
I'm an Alpha male /fit/.

And girls want to fuck alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you fucking touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm fucking her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm fucking her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:14:48 No.15376348
>>15376327
lol what a fake loser

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:15:32 No.15376352
>>15376282
>>15376285
>>15376292
>>15376300
>>15376319
>>15376327
I would beat the fuck out of ALL you faggots! You guys are the kind of guys that would hang out alone in the bathrooms during lunch in high school. I'd come in to smoke a bowl and laugh at you and wet a paper towel and throw it over the stall, and you would just whimper in silence, too beta to respond. Then I would leave to go hang out with a bunch of hot sluts that all wanted to fuck me. You would go home and go on 4chan and post fucked up shit like this and act like you're ''too cool and deep'' to be interested in girls, but really you're just a pathetic spiteful loser. Even now, you're posting shit like this, all alone in your shitty, messy, smelly bedroom still living with your parents... while I'm in my mansion getting sucked off by my model girlfriend, laughing at you losers wishing you could change your lives but knowing it's too late to go back cuz you weren't popular like I was in high school.

-Signed, the guy you loved to hate but wish you were.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:15:58 No.15376355
>>15376352
Your dead kiddo

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:17:45 No.15376366
what a bunch of faggots in this thread

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:18:00 No.15376368
>>15376352
:stopmusic:

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:18:33 No.15376370
COPYPASTA BATTLE

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:19:28 No.15376373
>>15376352
So I messaged you just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well,
end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it,
I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a
few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this
sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship
is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion,
you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway,
only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids,
but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really
good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside
affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so)
and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children.
For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:19:42 No.15376375

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/Fit/ is such a shit board

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sage 2012-10-23 10:19:43 No.15376376
I remember once when I saw this copypasta, except it had been translated into Spanish or something. Funniest thing I have ever read.

also newfags gonna newfag

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:20:46 No.15376387
>>15376366
>>15376355
>>15376370
You are one cheeky cunt mate! I swear I am going to wreck you... I swear on my mum's life and I know you are scared, 'lil bitch, getting your mates to send me messages saying ''Don't meet up cuz you are some big bastard with muscles!'' LOL! Fuckin' sad mate, really sad. Just shows what a scared 'lil gay boy you are... and what's all this crap your mate's sending me about some bodybuilding website that's one of your favorite places to look at men?, you 'lil fuckin' gay boy! Phone me if you got the balls, cheeky prick, see if you can step up, 'lil queer!

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:22:28 No.15376396

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>>15376376

the Stannis version is the best.
Hey Traitors,

My name is Stannis, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are disloyal, treacherous, scum who spend every second of their day betraying their rightful king. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been the legitimate heir to the throne? I mean, I guess it’s fun rebelling against your true king because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having the kingsguard beat a little girl.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was in charge of defending Storms End, and helped put down the Greyjoy rebelion. What wars did you fight in, other than “shoot crossbow bolts at peasants from behind a portcullis” I also get free onions, and have a banging hot red priestess (She just birthed a shadow; Shit was SO cash). You are all traitors who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my witch.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:23:12 No.15376402
>>15376387
Why dont you get a job

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:23:57 No.15376407
>>15376387
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:24:13 No.15376410
bigblacknips
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dresses up like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:24:30 No.15376412
>>15376402
Don't say another goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else... even ONE word... I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this universe and its parallel. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming, as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening portal in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.

And that's when I'll cum.

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:25:21 No.15376420
im not fooling.. every bitch i see on here talks, but they dont realize they are talking through a computer. i guarantee that more than half of you wouldn't talk to me or others in real life the way you do on here, someone needs to bring this up and i figured i might as well do it before someone else does

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:26:55 No.15376438
/fit/ is shit

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:42:06 No.15376558
bump

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:45:24 No.15376589
john is a faggot

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:49:40 No.15376622
how is this still here???/

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:50:00 No.15376624
>>15376558
wtf are you bumping, you faggot?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:50:31 No.15376630
>>15376438
>>15376438
>>15376438
>>15376438

this place isn't even funny anymore. genuinely no cool people left, overridden by obvious social failures who literally have nothing going for them so they think lifting some weights is gonna make them cool. nothing funny has come from this board in years because you're actually all the intellectual dregs of even 4chan. I'd find funnier more witty shit on fucken' /toy/

protip before i leave and never return; none of you will ever be "that guy" that people respect or look up to, just that ugly or average looking, quiet loser who's only hobby is lifting weights, who women are polite to but don't look twice at. RIP /fit/

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:52:15 No.15376641
>>15376624
i find this thread quite funny

buuump

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 10:57:44 No.15376670
lol bump

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 11:07:42 No.15376738
implying being tanned and having a fake girlfriend is cool?

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 12:04:08 No.15377314
>>15376630
And nothing of importance was lost that day... Stupid cock sucker butt muncher faggot motherfucker

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Anonymous 2012-10-23 12:16:53 No.15377462
everyone who replied here is a fucking idiot even me for wasting my time on you retards







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