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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:07:44 No.34471545

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Hey guys,
I realized that my body gets winded before I even blow my load when I'm having sex.

I'm 'practicing' now.

I vigorously dry hump pillows and also hold a chair up in the air and dry hump that for 10 to 12 minutes.

If you think it sounds easy, I dare you to try it. It'll fucking tire you out quick.

thoughts?


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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:09:48 No.34471555
I wanna try experimenting with more weights or cushions to get a better simulation on real sex. Also increase my times
>inb4 get laid then

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:10:34 No.34471560
this is why i do thrusts in pushup position for a few minutes at the gym. people ask me what i'm doing and i just say "yoga" and they don't question me

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:10:49 No.34471561
Cuz think about it: If you can pound a girl for 10 to 12 minutes without stopping she'll def have an O

most girls can't climax when you change pace and or stop too much

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:12:33 No.34471576
>>34471560
lol

get a fleshlight and a mount OP

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:13:24 No.34471579
>>34471560
kek,
are you for real?

I was actually thinking of doing yoga too, for this purpose and because, well, yoga

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:15:25 No.34471589
>>34471579
>>34471576
not even joking. get into pushup position, drop down, then move yourself into thrust position with straight arms and your dick rubbing the ground

it's a pretty solid workout tbh

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:16:20 No.34471596
>>34471589
like a superman? but with gyrating?

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:18:29 No.34471607

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:19:33 No.34471609
Am I the only one that cares about performance in the sack?

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:22:35 No.34471618
>>34471609
bump

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:25:58 No.34471632
>>34471545
hey bro

how many thrusts can you do in one minute

wanna race me cuz ill fuk u up

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:27:26 No.34471643
>>34471561
but you do have to change pace

like when you jerk off do you only use one pace?

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:29:14 No.34471653
>>34471609
when inside of her i like to do hip circles
that's something that i picked up from lesbian porn
it's like if girls watched us masturbate they would be so much better at handjobs

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:29:29 No.34471656
>>34471545
>I vigorously dry hump pillows and also hold a chair up in the air and dry hump that for 10 to 12 minutes.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:29:46 No.34471658
So is the best way to have more stamina in sex to just do cardio like running then?

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:30:42 No.34471664
>>34471653
>hip circles
Tried it, non of my partners were into it.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:31:38 No.34471670
>>34471545
dude i feel like doing humping tires mainly my core
but maybe that's only my homo style of humping
so maybe see what gets tired in your style of humping and hit that in the gym

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:33:38 No.34471682
>>34471658
more like kettlebell swings

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:33:48 No.34471683
>>34471643
I only jerk off with one pace

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:47:27 No.34471758
>>34471658
The thing is, you're only fit at what you train at. If you run then you'll have running fitness. It's like NFL players talk about being in "footbal" shape. It's the reason a marathon runner can get exhausted if he tries swimming. Your body can be in shape and healthy but it can be fit only at what you train for.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:49:09 No.34471770
>>34471643
I think as long as you steadily pound her without stopping, as long as you don't slow down too much, you'll be able to maintain her orgasm buildup.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:50:51 No.34471776
>>34471653
I guess I'd try it. I noticed another thing about humping there's junk humps and then there's gold humps, where you really feel it out and make it count. Go in hard and at angles, make her feel it. You can tell from the girls reaction it works. But they require more effort

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 07:53:36 No.34471790
>>34471656
I know it sounds retarded lol

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:05:12 No.34471841
>>34471790
Just find a practice girl, you retard.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:11:13 No.34471862
this why is the other boards make fun of us

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:16:26 No.34471889
>>34471770
kek

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:24:54 No.34471923
Hey bros lemme ask you something about this girl I'm seeing.
When I go down on her, she moans and feels good like normal, but then she will pull me off and say it's too much. If I try to even touch her clit at this point she flinches away. I thought I might be being too rough with my tongue so I tried going extremely lightly, but again once she gets a certain distance from orgasm she seems to not be able to take it. I also asked her to be honest about my oral and she said I'm "honestly REALLY good... cumming just doesn't happen for me every time"
I've been able to get girls off before no problems guys, what's going on here? I've never made her cum and it's getting to me.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:27:27 No.34471939
>>34471923
yo b she edging

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:29:46 No.34471951
>>34471923
too lightly, like tickling. don't do it "rough" do it firmer and slower

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:33:17 No.34471968
>>34471776
good advice bro

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:34:21 No.34471974
>>34471841
>2015
>not having a girl to pound everyday

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:46:11 No.34472044
>>34471653
Doesn't really work when your dick's so big it's already touching all the sides.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:48:08 No.34472056
>>34471923
Try using the lower part of your tongue (the wider part), not the tip of your tongue, and go with it slowly. You apply enough pressure and it doesn't give that tickling feel.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 08:59:08 No.34472122
>>34471923
I've been with a girl who was exactly the same way. What she made me do was stop me from licking her clit when it became too sensitive, make me kiss/bite the thighs, groin, stomach etc. for a while and then she'd make me continue with the clit. Eventually she'd orgasm, when we first started it'd take up to 20-30 minutes maybe. But over time she got better and better, and went down just to 5 minutes. It's probably because she abused her clit way too much masturbating by humping pillows and shit.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 09:16:10 No.34472210
>>34471923
Girls are all different. I've been with my current girl for ages and she can only come from sex and even then it's difficult. I've been with other girls who come like 20 times when I just finger them.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:05:54 No.34473575
>>34472210
post finger

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:07:06 No.34473584
>>34471545
>I vigorously dry hump pillows and also hold a chair up in the air and dry hump that for 10 to 12 minutes
post webm

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:10:08 No.34473617
Can girls not be squirters? When i fuck my gf she "finishes" in 10 mins and shes had enough but she doesn't squirt. Also do thin condoms feel the same as no condom?

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:13:38 No.34473636
>>34471653
As a grill do not do this.
It's fucking awful. In and out, not round and round

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:14:54 No.34473644
>>34473617
You watch way too much porn m8.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:16:09 No.34473649
>>34473636
more tips plz grill

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:17:23 No.34473656
>>34473644
Not enough tbh

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 13:30:53 No.34473746
>>34473636
Slut

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 15:01:11 No.34474460
>>34471545
Do some cardio and fuck some girls dude.
Don't fuck chairs.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 15:07:34 No.34474507
>>34474460

This
If you're tiring out early its because you thought cardio was a meme. Nothing to do with sexual experience, strength, etc.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:02:35 No.34474998
>>34474460
>>34474507
see
>>34471758

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:10:21 No.34475060
>>34471545
> I vigorously dry hump pillows and also hold a chair up in the air and dry hump that for 10 to 12 minutes

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:11:56 No.34475075
>>34471545

Hahaahha there's better cardio than fucking your pillow bud

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:12:56 No.34475084
>>34474460
>Don't fuck chairs
Fuck you

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:13:17 No.34475087
>>34475075
>2015
>not training how you play

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:16:04 No.34475111
if anyone in this thread had an 8x6 they would need to be neither giving nor receiving any kind of advice

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:16:54 No.34475120
Give good tips for a 6.5x5.5

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:20:33 No.34475145
>>34471545

Thoughts??

Your a fuckin idiot - humping a chair for fucks sake.

Try some cardio, throw in some burpees and shit like that too . .

humping pillows & chairs as practice for grills...jesus fuckin christ

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:21:23 No.34475153
>>34471561
a large number of girls don't climax through vaginal penetration regardless

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Retkasaurous Rex 2015-10-09 16:27:09 No.34475190
>>34475153
Keep telling yourself that dicklet.

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:28:00 No.34475199
>I vigorously dry hump pillows and also hold a chair up in the air and dry hump that for 10 to 12 minutes.
I feel like treating sex like a physical performance will take away from the experience. Instead of actually enjoying the act you're probably gonna be thinking about your pillow hump programming.

>yfw she spreads her ass and you realize that you failed your peaking by not dropping the intensity enough in the last 3 weeks leading up to this night
>yfw you have to do another 12-week training block before trying again

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Anonymous 2015-10-09 16:54:58 No.34475455
>>34471609
>>34471618

Strong hamstrings and glutes for hip extensions, obviously
Some form of cardiovascular health
Do something like HIIT 3:1.. Fuck her for 60 sec kinda slow while sucking on her tits, lips, neck etc, then 20sec pounding

source: not a virgin fag that tries to emulate fucking through stupid exercises







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