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/fit/ Health & Fitness

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:02:24 No.14857062

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why am i shitting globs of orange oil?

am I dying? wtf?


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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:03:35 No.14857081
Are you taking any of those pills that say you wont absorb the fat from the food you eat?
Those will do that to you

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:04:22 No.14857091
I noticed this when I used to eat pizza pockets in my teen years... stopped eating them

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:05:37 No.14857108

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>that babby shit

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:05:49 No.14857112
Woah OP do you even eat?

Your shit looks like fucking shit

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:06:04 No.14857114
have you ever heard of a fish called escolar? because i ate some and then this shit happened to me. apparently we can't digest the fat and oils that the escolar has so it just comes out the other end.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:06:28 No.14857119
>>14857081
no, im not on any pills or supplements. i also havent eaten fish in the last week. so according to the internet that only leaves me with not good things like acute liver failure or some forms of disease.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:07:21 No.14857131

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>>14857108

here's the best angle. I had to put it straight.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:08:05 No.14857143
>>14857108
its so dark...

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:08:28 No.14857149
>>14857131

your shit resembles an african man's penis

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:09:21 No.14857157
>>14857108
>>14857131
My sides are in orbit

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:09:28 No.14857158
>>14857143
You would not believe what happens in there.

>>14857149
Why, thanks man.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:09:48 No.14857164
>>14857149
FUCKING LOL!

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:10:04 No.14857169
This happened to me about 12 years ago for 3-4 days, still don't know what caused it.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:10:07 No.14857171
>>14857131
>put it straight

you played with your own shit

you are below scum

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:11:03 No.14857188
>>14857171
wtf? How can you say you love yourself if you can't even play with your own shit?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:11:26 No.14857191

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>say good bye to your gains

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:11:38 No.14857196
>>14857131
I've never had a turd that long, but I have had one that was about a foot, and was twice that width. It took 2 days for my butthole to return to normal.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:12:37 No.14857205
>>14857196
I know how it feels man, this one took me about 20 minutes to push out. Dentist was freaking out

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:12:40 No.14857207
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your shit can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:13:57 No.14857231

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>>14857131
>>14857108
This is one mighty turd...

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:14:15 No.14857235
>>14857205
Why was your dentist watching you shit?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:14:30 No.14857241
>>14857131
How long did it take to flush and were there any complications?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:15:16 No.14857255
>>14857235
nope, but he was waiting for me. It was in the middle of a clean up.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:15:25 No.14857259
>>14857205
Lol. I thought I'd have to get my butthole sewed up or something. It was the worst feeling. I couldn't sit down because of pain, and if I stood up I thought my organs would fall out.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:15:57 No.14857267

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WAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:16:44 No.14857282
>>14857241
Well for starters it smelled pretty bad. I had to flush 3 times. The first flush split it in half, the second one got the first half in, and the last one got the remnants.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:17:35 No.14857295
>>14857282
You should have took it out and framed it.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:18:09 No.14857303

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>>14857255
my sides, they hurt so much

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:18:11 No.14857304
Do you drink alcohol ever day? What have you been eating recently? Any medication?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:18:23 No.14857310
>>14857131
Shits that dark are really unhealthy. It might just be contrast from the camera because of the white background. But seriously , heck what colour they should be and look at your diet..

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:18:41 No.14857313
Those orange dots are gains, looks like about weeks worth by quick glance.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:19:03 No.14857318
>>14857313
He must have done cardio ;_;

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:19:29 No.14857329
>>14857131

Wait so did you not wipe your ass before getting up, taking out something to write on and with? Or did you just throw the shit toilet paper to the other stall?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:20:20 No.14857340
>>14857108
>>14857131
Your grandchildren will sing of your triumph over the great turd.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:20:56 No.14857349
Creatine, not even once.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:21:26 No.14857356

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>tfw it's either lumpy popcorn shits or diarrhea

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:21:50 No.14857359
>>14857329
>not carrying a notepad into the toilet in case you have an epic movement that needs to be shared and timestamped

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:22:14 No.14857365

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>>14857356
>tfw you can't shit at all
>tfw if you do shit, you get hemorrhoids

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:22:39 No.14857372

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>>14857108
>>14857131

>mfw

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:22:48 No.14857376
>>14857255
>visiting the dentist at 9:16pm

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:23:30 No.14857385
>>14857108
>holding floss next to poop.

That's mighty fine thinkig chap

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:23:45 No.14857391

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>>14857131
>>14857108

Looks like someone had some pepto bismol

check out mine bro

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:23:52 No.14857394
you guys are fucking savages

no wonder you don't have girlfriends

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Daieken 2012-09-24 00:23:57 No.14857396
Oh god, that thread killed me.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:26:16 No.14857426
>>14857282
>not clenching your sphinct as it emerges to break it up into manageable portions

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:26:37 No.14857433

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First the turd was positioned like this,
>>14857108

Then like this,
>>14857131

Mfw OP touched his turd in order to move it for a better photo.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:26:41 No.14857435
Is it wrong that I'm jacking off to pictures of turds?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:28:08 No.14857462
a few days ago I took a 2.6 pounder

I was proud.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:29:19 No.14857481
>>14857108

Raise it as your own son.

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Automaton 2012-09-24 00:29:20 No.14857482
>>14857435
Yes. Yes it is. Enjoy the post ejaculation shame

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:29:21 No.14857483
>>14857462
you weighed it?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:30:04 No.14857500
>>14857462
you shit on a scale or something?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:30:29 No.14857508
>>14857483
maybe he weighed himself before and after

lrn2science

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:31:05 No.14857518
>>14857500
You mean you guys don't weigh your shits?

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:33:57 No.14857569

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>>14857508
yeah, thats super accurate

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:35:01 No.14857583

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>>14857108
>>14857131
I can taste the smell

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:40:09 No.14857666
>>14857508
yeah but that would account for the weight lost just from pissing while you poop.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:40:56 No.14857671
>>14857666
wouldn't*

you know what i fucking meant.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:42:18 No.14857691
>>14857666
drink your piss

lrn2science

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:44:43 No.14857724
So, not only does /fit/ no longer lift, but /fit/ no longer poops, and all it can think to talk about is arguing about how to weigh it and making pee-pee jokes.

Listen up, fuckers. Today, I took two shits that disappeared into the hole on one and end broke surface tension on the other. One was uniformly light, the other uniformly dark. Do you understand what it means to begin your day with that kind of feeling of accomplishment, only to bask in the knowledge that you nail out two of those things on a regular basis?

You all better read the fucking sticky and get on your respective games.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:46:06 No.14857738
>>14857131
>>14857108
Did anyone else find the file name the funniest part of these? I was lol hard thinking about him taking a monster shit in a dentist office and then just whipping out his phone to take a pic of it, then later naming the file so he knows where he took it.

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Anonymous 2012-09-24 00:46:10 No.14857740
archive plz







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