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>work for comcast
>going over to some guy's house to setup internet
>knock on door
>guy's mom opens the door
>Hi, come on in, my son's waiting upstairs
>room is a fucking mess, two plates on the table, cables everywhere
>fat mid-twenties neckbeard sitting in a beatup office chair
>he has dual monitors, ricer case with lights and transparent panel
>tells me "I could do it myself but the comcast guy said it was necessary to have you come over"
>I go over to his computer
>seems to be at a tty, not logged in
>"can you login for me?"
>fat guy begrudgingly logs in
>clearly a unix prompt with no X
>fat guy thinks I'm confused: "this isn't windows, it's an OS you probably never even heard of called "leenux" and there's no GUI because it's made for programmers and advanced users"
>I go over to the keyboard and type 'uname -a'
>he's using ubuntu
>I hit ctrl-alt-f7
>fat guy:"what are you dooooing"
>gnome comes up with all his weeaboo loli porn thumbnails still open
>fat guy pushes me away, turns off the computer and starts yelling at me that he's going to report me