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>Shopping on Craigslist for used computers (parts)
>Find dad selling his sons computer
>Call him, ask why he's selling it.
>Son made bad grades and is being punished
>Ask him how much he wants for it
>He says $400
>I laugh, mentioned that I could get a new computer for that price
>He said he was aware of that and said his son said it wasn't an average computer
>Make an appointment to check it out earlier this evening
>Get there, open the case and look
>Mfw there is a motherfucking Nvidia GeForce GTX Titan plugged into the motherboard
>Try to stay calm
>Take a deep breath slowly so he doesn't notice me shitting myself
>Pretend to scowl, try my best to put worried look on my face
>"I'll give you $350 for it, not a penny more
>"Deal". He shakes my hand
>As I'm loading the computer into my car, I can hear the son throwing a fit
>"Are you fucking kidding me! I spent my Bar Mitzvah money on that computer!"
>"You did what!!"
>Jump in my car and start it, put it in reverse and peel out laughing hysterically.
>Tonight was so fucking cash.