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/jp/ Otaku Culture

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:04:42 No.11026325

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I'm not ready to be a father!


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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:06:30 No.11026330

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>>11026325
Too late. It's yours.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:09:19 No.11026337
why didn't you pull out anon?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:09:27 No.11026339

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Yeah, well maybe you should've been more careful!
But it's too late now.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:09:59 No.11026342

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:11:18 No.11026348
>>11026330
That kid looks like it had this all planned from the start. It's practically sneering at me. I wouldn't trust it. It probably told lies to Futo to get me into deep shit.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:13:03 No.11026354

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Feelio when there are no drunken preggo-sex pictures of her.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:14:34 No.11026363
>>11026348
That kid looks like it has none of your genes.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:15:48 No.11026369

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:20:55 No.11026384

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What have I done

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:23:17 No.11026388
Which touhou would be most willing to take your seed

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:23:42 No.11026392
will touhous get jelous i if i make multiple touhous pregnant

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:25:23 No.11026395
>>11026392

Yes. Your best bet is to settle down with a nice youkai girl. Some of them are very family-oriented.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:26:03 No.11026396
>>11026388
Alice she's the most desperate

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:29:33 No.11026404
>>11026388
None. I have no desireable traits.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:30:52 No.11026408
>>11026404
I'm sure you have at least one

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:36:55 No.11026425
>>11026363
That smug face totally comes from my side.

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666 2013-06-11 17:37:01 No.11026426
this is why lewd things are evil

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:38:50 No.11026432

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:41:44 No.11026442

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Would a death goddess be a good mother?

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White Ren 2013-06-11 17:43:09 No.11026446
>>11026404
He probably tastes sort of like human.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:43:40 No.11026448

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>>11026426
But pregnancy is pure and good.

And God said unto us "Be fruitful and multiply, fill the Earth and subdue it."

You wouldn't want to go against God, would you? You're not a heretic, right?
It is your sacred duty to masturbate to pregnant Touhous and one day make a real girl pregnant.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:47:43 No.11026465

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>>11026442
She could probably feed a lot of children with a bosom like that.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:50:31 No.11026473

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:51:24 No.11026480
>>11026448
I don't think doing things a fictional character supposedly told you to, is very smart.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:54:08 No.11026490

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Vampires are infertile.
Especially prepubescent vampires.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:55:10 No.11026493
>>11026480
But wouldn't you want to be a father, to have children who would carry on your genes.

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proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander 2013-06-11 17:57:04 No.11026497

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I've seen young lads that when they (willingly) get a woman pregnant seem to change from searching self gratification to postponing their own health, free time, money, etc for the sake of their future son, and after they're born, caring more about his/her well-being more than themselves.

I wonder if every man holds those paternal instincts deep inside, only to awaken at the time they get the woman they love pregnant.


I don't think I could have feelings like that.

Well, fuck.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:58:16 No.11026503

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>>11026490
Says who nerdlord?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 17:58:41 No.11026505

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>>11026490
Is that so~

Damphir, my friend. Damphir. They get +1 to angst and SUFFERING.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:03:33 No.11026522

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:05:35 No.11026528
>>11026493
No, not really.
On the contrary actually, I hope my genes die with me.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:05:46 No.11026529

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You should get a nice human girl instead.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:08:07 No.11026534

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>>11026529

You made me laugh.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:14:19 No.11026555
>>11026448
that pic is sexy

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:16:18 No.11026561

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:19:03 No.11026570
>>11026325
It's like anything in life. Come the moment come the man as they say

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 18:20:29 No.11026575
>>11026497

I think I have those feelings. I'd really like to take care of someone but I have a feeling I'd be terrible at it.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:10:35 No.11026696
>>11026325
>vampire spawn

fifty bucks say they turn out to be hideous abominations.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:25:00 No.11026710
>>11026529
yes

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:25:40 No.11026711
I want to get a girl pregnant.
But I don't want to help raise the child.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:26:47 No.11026713
>>11026711
Are you black?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:27:44 No.11026717
>>11026713
No I just hate kids.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:30:40 No.11026725
>>11026717
seriously? I mean if they're annoying sure, but some are cute as fuck

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:32:24 No.11026729
>>11026325

oh noes I impregnated them both what have I done?!

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:33:06 No.11026731
>>11026725
Pedophile detected.
This thread is being turned in to the proper authorities.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:35:10 No.11026734
>>11026731
Oh shit I forgot, the US government knows that I think some kids are cute in a non-sexual way. I think I may just turn myself in at this point

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:35:47 No.11026737
>>11026731
A real American hero right here, thank you friend.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 19:38:04 No.11026743
>>11026426

What's the evil here? We all reproduce in most cases at some point.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 20:03:53 No.11026787

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I want a touhou to be pregnant with me.

She would rub her big belly lovingly and wince as I kick her insides as hard as I can.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 20:05:27 No.11026791
>>11026325

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 20:06:54 No.11026796
>>11026743
>We all reproduce in most cases at some point.
>/jp/

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 20:07:54 No.11026799

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>>11026787

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:09:22 No.11027448

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>>11026787

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:16:13 No.11027483
I did that

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:17:38 No.11027487
I would never put my seed inside of a girl. I'm not fit to be a Father and my legacy should and will end with this last pitiful and cursed existence.

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Serkit 2013-06-11 23:20:24 No.11027496
my parents keep trying to introduce me to their younger coworkers

I think they expect to impregnate one of them

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:22:45 No.11027508
My family knows I'm a virgin and make fun of me for it

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:24:05 No.11027511
>>11027487
But don't you feel a primitive desire to impregnate a woman and make her your bitch?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:29:13 No.11027526
>>11026339
Yukari could just telabort the baby or something if she really didn't want it.
It don't seem like yuka to be the motherly type either.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:31:32 No.11027535
>>11026696
If anon's the father I'd double that bet.
easy money.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:46:46 No.11027576
>>11027508
Are you Asian?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:50:21 No.11027583
>>11026497
Now that I think of, the two vampire could just have normal human mom while they were bitten by a vampire causing them to become one, maybe they're not even sisters and they call themselves like that because one become a vampire before the other.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:51:30 No.11027587
>>11027576
I am white

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:52:08 No.11027589
>>11027508
How do they know?

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:53:11 No.11027591
>>11027587
Then be glad. If you were one your family would eat you up.

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Anonymous 2013-06-11 23:55:46 No.11027597
>>11027589
Because in 23 years of life I've never brought home a girl or mentioned anyone I was interested in.

Since I'm the oldest of 3 children they don't care if I breed or not since the others show promise and will carry on this shitty bloodline.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:00:28 No.11027604
How would your parents react if they found out you knocked up both the scarlet sisters /jp/?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:01:22 No.11027606
>>11027604
They'd be so fucking proud.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:03:53 No.11027611
I want to impregnate a touhou.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:09:11 No.11027619
>>11027591
You're speaking from experience?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:16:42 No.11027640
>>11027619
No. I'm a pussy meister.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 00:41:41 No.11027722
>>11027604
I am sure they would have several questions

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 01:43:20 No.11028019
>>11027604

They'd call me a pedophile, even if Remilia explained their real ages.

I don't think I want that.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 02:05:45 No.11028104
>>11028019
Why would you care what anyone thought of you ever again?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 02:16:13 No.11028138
I don't know if childbirth would be healthy for their dainty bodies.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 02:25:17 No.11028183

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>>11028104

They're still my parents. There are other touhous I'd rather knock up anyway.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 02:41:46 No.11028256
>>11028138

Touhous are anything but dainty, anon.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 02:43:36 No.11028263
>>11028256
Petite? Childish? Fun-size?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 15:44:55 No.11030185

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Alice a good mother!

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 16:28:54 No.11030342
Pregnancy is my greatest fetish. Too bad there aren't very many doujinshi dealing with it.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:00:22 No.11030665
>>11030342

Is impregnation a seperate fetish from pregnancy?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:08:31 No.11030679

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:13:14 No.11030686
>>11030665
Of course, the girl must look like she's carrying a child.

Also, rape is out of the question. It must be consensual sex with between the mother and the father.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:17:00 No.11030693
>>11030665
yes.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:24:21 No.11030709
>>11030693

Then I must leave.

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 18:40:34 No.11030754
>>11030709
Where to?

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Anonymous 2013-06-12 23:04:07 No.11031456
>>11026575
Same. I want to have a son but I'm pretty sure I'd be a really shitty father.

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 00:41:18 No.11031690
>>11026480

considering /jp/ does a ton of things fictional characters tell them to do I don't see the difference

you fucking filthy heathen

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Space Flower 2013-06-13 00:48:38 No.11031703
There's a Flandre Scarlet page on Facebook that seems to post images right around when they pop up as threads on /jp/. hm.

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 00:50:59 No.11031709
>>11030342

exquisite taste

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 00:51:26 No.11031712
wow i really like this, where do i get more

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 00:53:10 No.11031716

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>>11031712

your mom in 9 months, you're welcome!

j/k

just type pregnant+Touhou in danbooru or something

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 00:53:24 No.11031719

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>>11031712
Here, I got more

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 04:12:41 No.11032387
in this thread: 2ho's trip to Mexico

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 04:15:23 No.11032400
Mormom scum.

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 04:17:38 No.11032409
>>11032387
But their head is still intact.

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Anonymous 2013-06-13 04:19:37 No.11032420

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>>11032409

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Anonymous 2013-06-14 04:50:08 No.11036958

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 08:30:41 No.11042140

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I took my responsability and married her.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 11:38:49 No.11042498

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>>11031716

>9 months

not ? months

do you even cirno?

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 12:05:49 No.11042557
>>11042498

She should be wearing a diaper

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 13:29:00 No.11042713
youkais cannot into pregnancy you dumfucks

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 17:12:22 No.11043466
>>11042713
Where did Rinnosuke come from then? He's a half-youkai.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 17:27:06 No.11043529
Not a single anon taking responsibility in this thread.

You are all assholes.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 17:38:39 No.11043586

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>>11043529
I took her to see Dr. Eirin for a discreet procedure.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:34:02 No.11044434
>>11043529

I would love to take responsibility.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:39:04 No.11044444

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>>11043529

I'm still not sure if my wife can even get pregnant.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:44:54 No.11044458
>>11044444
With enough sperm, anything is possible.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:45:26 No.11044459
If I can't make Ran pregnet then I'll just help raise Chen. She'll go from delinquent into proper young lady in no time.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:45:47 No.11044460
>>11044444
>44444
??????????

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 21:55:22 No.11044486
>>11042498
Get out.

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Anonymous 2013-06-15 22:08:27 No.11044539
>>11044460
haha I see what you did there
and it's pretty amusing







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