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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:46:23 No.12307569

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What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?


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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:47:38 No.12307573
>>12307569
I'd feel her boobs

see this way, I can do it twice

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:49:15 No.12307582
>>12307573

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:55:53 No.12307603
>>12307573
once per boob

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:55:56 No.12307604
I'd ask Yukari nicely if I could touch her boobs. She'll probably say no, and that's perfectly fine, but she might be in a playful mood.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:57:25 No.12307609
>>12307569
Nothing, I'd stay the hell away from her because she'd probably feed me to other Youkai.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 18:58:36 No.12307614
>>12307569
I would dance the dance of my people.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:00:27 No.12307621
I'd make them flat. Or like, B-cup sized.

That way I wouldn't have to touch those disgusting udders!

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:06:26 No.12307637
I would learn to play the guitar and perform an acoustic rendition of "Who shot ya?" by Notorious B.I.G on the busiest street in my hometown.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:09:51 No.12307642
I want Yukari to castrate me with her bare hands.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:20:34 No.12307674
>>12307621
This. I'm assuming she can play with age boundaries and that sounds really fun.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:29:04 No.12307693
Wear her like a feedbag and eat her all day.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:33:39 No.12307704
omg look at those huge biddies!!1

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:35:30 No.12307708
>>12307569
Swear eternal worship? Eat a bug? Jack off in front of her? Lots of stuff.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:37:01 No.12307711
mamma yukari!

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:37:22 No.12307712
>>12307708
How inelegant.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:40:53 No.12307728
>>12307712
My point was that there's a whole range of things I'd be willing to do and I'm not going to spend hours writing them all out.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:42:06 No.12307734
>>12307711
*BBA

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:44:20 No.12307736
I would touch Ran's boobs to touch Yukari's boobs, but then not touch Yukari's boobs after touching Ran's.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:47:42 No.12307751
>>12307736
I don't get it.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:50:37 No.12307764
>>12307736

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:56:36 No.12307789
>>12307642
Why?

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 19:59:15 No.12307799
>>12307569
How are those pubes growing through her clothes?

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:08:51 No.12307812
>>12307569
I would kill all faggots.from the jay

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:09:55 No.12307815
>>12307799
It's just shading

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:14:05 No.12307825
>>12307569
I wouldn't even if she request I would be remiss to do so, Yakumo-sama should not have her body sullied by anyone. However, if the need truly arised that Yakumo-sama truly did request this of me of course I would happily oblige

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:25:17 No.12307848
>>12307569

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:26:19 No.12307850
I'd give up an entire klondike bar

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 20:26:34 No.12307852
>>12307848
Rude.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 21:13:32 No.12307971
>>12307799
She's had that dress on for a long time.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 21:35:59 No.12308026
>>12307848
Yukarin's boobs are trying to escape!

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 21:42:30 No.12308048
>>12307848
Are those even attached to her body?

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 22:59:35 No.12308266
I'd slap them around a little bit, then I'd go molest Ran.

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 23:10:13 No.12308289
>>12308266
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6362552/1/Ran-Sama

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Anonymous 2014-07-29 23:11:22 No.12308294
>>12307569
suck on Yukari's breasts.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 00:17:23 No.12308443
>>12308294
What is the taste of Yukari's milk?

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 00:18:46 No.12308450
>>12308443
Old age, blood, and the vacuum of deep space

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 01:37:40 No.12308621
>>12308294
I'm jealous of reimoo, she has yukari with her big hag tats as a personal stalker.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 02:16:29 No.12308695
>>12308621
>you will never accidentally Yukari's face as she unexpectedly gaps in

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 02:28:00 No.12308717
>>12308695
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=30499363

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 02:44:09 No.12308749
>>12308717
thanks that was fun

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 02:44:33 No.12308753
>>12307569

>What would you do to feel Yukari's boobs?

Nothing. As a matter of fact, I've already felt them, and I've fucked her as well.

Fact: There is no guy on this planet that hasn't felt her boobs or fucked her. She routinely goes on massive sexcapades at night and will fuck any random guy that she gaps in (or gaps herself to).

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 03:09:36 No.12308812
Hnnnnggg i want to shoot my seed deep inside her

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 03:14:53 No.12308831
>>12308749
for my dick

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 03:30:55 No.12308891
post more murasaki's boobs

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 14:04:57 No.12309930

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 14:08:06 No.12309935
>>12309930
Cut them with a greatsword.
Then use them to make armor and weapons

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 14:16:22 No.12309941
Nothing, because sagging old hag tits, lol.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 19:23:23 No.12310663

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-30 19:25:49 No.12310671
Yukari is a petite girl with small breasts. CoLA agrees. Don't bother Rinnosuke about it.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 19:43:30 No.12310716
>>12310671
Yukari is a LEWD COWTITTED HAG. CoLA loses all credibilty due to raping the very concept of nice hats.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 19:49:40 No.12310729
>>12309935
Yukari armor would be broken.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 19:50:59 No.12310731
How much do you think they weigh? Like, having to lift them up must be a chore, but I wouldn't mind.

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-30 19:51:46 No.12310735
>>12310716
CoLA's hats are best hats. Every alternative costume is better in CoLA. You just have shitty taste.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 19:56:33 No.12310748
>>12310731
I'd happily offer to be Yukari's personal breast-rest

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 20:14:44 No.12310790
>>12310735
I prefer my vampires without disgusting, tumorous affronts to fashion on their heads. You're the stupid one.

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-30 20:16:09 No.12310792
>>12310790
Talking shit about the best hat will just get you fucked up, around here.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 20:19:04 No.12310798
>>12310792
Friend, it just looks like a giant onigiri. Why wouls ozeusama wear such a thing?

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 20:20:43 No.12310803
>>12310792
Nigga, if you think that's the best hat you're seriously fucked up. Everyone knows Eiki's and Ran's are the best. CoLA Remi's is up there at Sukuna bow levels of shitty.

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proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander 2014-07-30 21:47:05 No.12311048
>>12310792
>>12310790
Both hats are cute. I'd sniff either anyday.

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 22:46:08 No.12311250

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Anonymous 2014-07-30 23:25:21 No.12311399
>>12311048
Which vampire has the best belly?

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-31 00:26:42 No.12311606
>>12310803
>>12310798
You two have insufficient good taste. Depart from life.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 00:27:39 No.12311611
>>12311606
that looks fucking atrocious, christ.

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-31 00:31:42 No.12311627
>>12311611
It is the best hat, and you are the atrocious one. Untermensch out of /jp/.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 00:34:38 No.12311639
>>12311627
no wonder no other artist that ZUN hired kept that stupid ass hat, thankfully.

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Anonymous of Alabama 2014-07-31 00:40:16 No.12311655
>>12311639
Your inability to recognize genius does not speak well for your future.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 00:49:32 No.12311681
>>12311655
apparently neither did ZUN and his later hired artists.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 01:32:53 No.12311819
I want Yukari to hug me!

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 01:41:42 No.12311837
>>12311819
enjoy your bloody dead

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 02:20:55 No.12311917
>>12311819
Hugging Yukari and getting pulled into her chest!

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 02:32:22 No.12311934
>>12311917
Always refuse Yukari's invitation.
When she invites you for a dinner, it doesn't mean what you think it means.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 02:39:35 No.12311954
>>12307569
Slice up those cowtits

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 03:50:48 No.12312149
>>12311655
You're got an oxymoronic name and the world's worst taste in hats. Please refrain from posting in the future.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 03:52:29 No.12312154
>>12311819
Yukari forgot how to hug long ago. Millennia of pimping wack bitches and pushing crack has been hard on her.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 07:55:16 No.12312768
I'd fuck Ran. Then I'd probably forget about Yukari's boobs and marry Ran.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 12:03:15 No.12313156

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 20:42:22 No.12314519
Murasaki a slut

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 20:55:22 No.12314554
>>12312149
>remi_eats_an_average_jp_user.jpg

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 20:58:31 No.12314557
>>12314554
Why is everyone here a manlet?

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 21:02:01 No.12314568
>>12314557
We're shotas.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 21:05:41 No.12314576
>>12314557
Blame tojo immigrants

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 21:08:14 No.12314586
>>12314554
I'm 6' and 200. I might be fatter than you guys but at least I'm not a midget.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 21:11:22 No.12314595
>>12314586
Nice titties.

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 21:31:24 No.12314650
>>12314554
>>12314586
5'11 and 185 here.

BEARU MODO!

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Anonymous 2014-07-31 22:50:10 No.12314869
Joining with Yukari in holy matrimony! Don't worry, our pre-nup says I get Ran if it doesn't work out!

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 01:57:14 No.12315303
>>12314869

No. No, you don't get Ran as your backup plan. I've worked too hard for this, Ran-sama is mine.

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 10:33:42 No.12316529
>>12314586
6' and 155 here, being a midget would suck ass.

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 10:36:42 No.12316536
>>12314557

5'7" is manlet size? Hate to think what you consider 5'4" than.

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 10:40:30 No.12316545
>>12316536
Anything below 6' in manlets dude.

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 11:13:36 No.12316606
>>12314869
? I tried to take her ??
? I even tried to break her ?
? She said, I ain't for takin' won't you ever learn ?

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 11:15:02 No.12316608
>>12310729
The hammer even more so

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 13:10:50 No.12316802
>>12307569
I will make her my wife.

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 13:52:32 No.12316860
Yukari's danglers!

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 14:08:32 No.12316880
Yukarin's boobs...

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 14:41:49 No.12316930
>>12316860
Reimu should be ashamed, she should respect the elderly

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 14:52:40 No.12316958
>>12316930

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 15:16:52 No.12316989
This thread again, déjà vu !

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 18:42:49 No.12317500
>>12316989

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 20:04:27 No.12317659
>>12314869
B-but Yukari and Ran are already married! To each other!

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Anonymous 2014-08-01 22:17:15 No.12318023

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 00:38:01 No.12318356
So I wake up this morning and this little fucker is in my kitchen pulling this shit and she WON'T FUCKING STOP FALLING and the whole time with that SMUG FUCKING LOOK on her face god DAMMIT

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 03:24:24 No.12318914
>>12318023
that doujin was pretty good.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 03:40:48 No.12318945
>>12318356
Yukari has a surprising low terminal velocity.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 03:54:04 No.12318988
>>12307569
I'd ring up her old buddy, Nyarlathotep, even though that bastard always ruins something.

>>12314554
>/b/
>%39 virgin
BUWHAHAHAHA

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 04:07:07 No.12319042
>>12318988
Who knows, I thought /b/ was full of norms these days so maybe it's not that exaggerated. And finding a way to touch Yog-Sothoth's tits actually kinda sounds like somethng Nyarlathotep would do.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 04:14:04 No.12319059
>>12319042
I did too, but that exceeds goddamn /fit/. Bit discrepant, that.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 04:18:30 No.12319073
>>12319059
TBH I doubt the average age of 18 too

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 04:23:12 No.12319083
>>12316958
Aww Yiss

Finally excuse to post my reaction image crop of that page

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 04:36:18 No.12319121
>>12319059
Get out faggot. Going to /fit/ or the gym won't make you lose your virginty and a lot of those people just started going to the gym.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:07:14 No.12319228
>>12319121
Virgin who goes to /fit/ and just started going to the gym detected

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:11:15 No.12319238
>>12319228
Not a virgin nor do I go to the gym. You are stupid to think a 4chan board defines someone as a person. They can go to any board and do anything but that doesn't mean they won't still be autistic as fuck

>>>/v/

Here's a board that likes to use memes like you dude

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:13:26 No.12319246
>>12319238
Wow, some made-up advice and a crossboard link, you sure showed me. You're so cool and I really respect and admire you man.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:15:59 No.12319254
>>12319246
You must be seeing things because I didn't give you any advice dude here's a board you'll like better though

>>>/v/

Make sure to go there and tell them what an EPIC poster on the jay you are and don't forget to say you are an otaku NEET hikki who likes anime like all the cool kids on four (4) chan

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:17:56 No.12319257
>>12319254
great memes friend. when do you tell me how you've been here ten years and you're the oldest of the oldfags and all how neo-/jp/ and its crossies suck so much? I am seriously on the edge of my seat

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:23:15 No.12319274
>>12307573
Underrated post

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 05:26:20 No.12319284
I fucking hate Yukari, I fucking hate her so much.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 10:57:42 No.12319927
>>12319284
And all of you as well!

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 11:30:08 No.12319958
>>12308289
I had the filthiest boner after reading this. I was disgusted, but strangely compelled to finish to the end.

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 18:57:25 No.12320711

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 19:24:28 No.12320774
>>12307569

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Anonymous 2014-08-02 23:08:17 No.12321442
>>12307569
>4:36
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0_LK0EkVlk

HOLY SHIT YAKUMO SAMA

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 01:39:43 No.12321804
>>12319284
Why?

maybe is true that she is a kind of dick for kidnap humans and leave them in middle of the night to be eaten by youkais.
or for send those youkais to the moon where were beaten.
or for being a big lier and write her own shit on Akyu's works.
or for beating Ran with her parasol.
or for using Remilia, Sakuya, Reimu and Marisa to steal stuff and scare a poor pharmacist.

but I'm pretty sure that Yukari is a good girl

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 01:45:22 No.12321821

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 02:36:10 No.12321943
>>12307848
Why are they on her stomach?

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 02:58:30 No.12321986
>>12308753
Then why have I been left out?

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 03:00:28 No.12321990
>>12321986
You were born too late.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 03:06:11 No.12321998
>>12321990
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 03:11:00 No.12322008
>>12321998
Actually, you weren't left out. In the future you will travel back to past when Yukari underwent those routines, and you'll be stuck there. Chances are that you have seen yourself before.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 03:18:53 No.12322018
>>12307573
Spoken like a true gentleman

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 04:03:22 No.12322089
>>12321804
even Marisa hates the shit out of Yukari as shown in SDV where she goes apeshit with anger the moment Yukari pays her a visit in her home as well as that time she visited Kourindou while Marisa was there.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 04:16:51 No.12322112
What would you do to hold hands with Yukari?

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 04:21:56 No.12322128
>>12322112
Reach out and grab her hand.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 04:33:42 No.12322146
Yukari a shit
a big one
a great one

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 06:35:33 No.12322162
>>12307569
Combine this: http://spectrum.ieee.org/automaton/robotics/medical-robots/researchers-develop-robot-that-lets-them-feel-softness-of-virtual-breasts

with Oculus rift

Yukari isn't real, but with sufficient virtual reality, can you really tell the difference?

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 06:54:58 No.12322219
>>12322112
I start by brushing my hand against hers by "accident", then when I feel courageous enough put mine on top of hers I'll intertwine our fingers! Of course I will be blushing a lot and be too nervous to even talk, so I'd pretend I'm not doing anything and look away. Maybe I can even scoot a little closer.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 07:10:22 No.12322261
>>12322162
One for each hand and that one onahole rig.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5jgNgNAuBk

Cant find the original video.

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 07:29:59 No.12322296
kowai

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 10:20:55 No.12322557
Chubby little Yukarin~

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 12:25:52 No.12322753
>>12322557

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Anonymous 2014-08-03 12:48:18 No.12322796
>>12322089
Are you really citing a fan anthology as canon?







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