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Stalker Greentext thread.
Playing SoC Lurk...
>just come out of lab x18
>stormy as shit, pissing it down with heavy rain
>even with nvgs I still cant see shit
>shoot a few soldiers then dash out into the fields to make my way to the tunnel
>turn off nvgs and just stand in the dark, only illum is coming from the lightning
>finally arrive in cordon, approach the bandit factory
>headshot a sentry with scoped/silenced abakan
>make a dash for it
>suddenly taking fire, cant see the muzzle flashes
>turn around and see two headlights bobbing about 100m away
>aim for the lights and take em both down with a single shot
a little later
>approaching army camp to get docs
>headshot both sentries
>sneak in and notice a soldier like 5m away, still hasn't seen me in the dark
>walk through checkpoint, sneak round the back of the barracks
>tactically the guards in the barracks with the silenced abakan
>run in and get the docs
>about to head back when I see torches
>run to the back of the yard and hide behind the back of the BTR
>soldier comes into the yard with rifle at the ready, heading towards the barracks
>about 10 of his buddies follow, one by one
>start to go apeshit as they find their dead comrades in the barracks
>quickly run out through the gate and off into the night
>get back to the rookie camp
>head down siderovich's little jew hole
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone do the dinosaur
LURK is fucking sweet, took me a while to get used to it, just like playing stalker for the first time again. Took me an embarrassing amount of attempts to complete the first battle in the dead vehicle yard.
Chance to make some cash and shut some faggot up... for a while
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I'll greentext only the relevant parts
>guy at work is hardcore weeaboo
>never really bothered me
>dropped $1,000 on some authentic katana made in Japan by "masturr swoard smeeth"
>won't shut the fuck up about it
>comes up to me in break room
>"I really don't want to talk about swords right now, Kyle"
>he gets butthurt, starts talking to one of his friends, purposely loudly enough for me to hear
>say that katanas were only good against unarmed peasants
>"A katana can stand up to any sword YOU could think of!"
>smile, say, "okay," as I get up, and leave
>as I'm about to leave, he bets me $1,000 that he can chop more wood with his katana than I can with any sword I could afford
This seems like a great opportunity to humiliate some retard and get an M1 Garand out of it. For $500, what would you guys suggest? Has to be a sword, otherwise I'd just bring an axe.