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Everything seemed right when I stood up in the morning with my bad breath. I brushed my teeth while watching a morning talk show on television, and brushed for several minutes. Pulled on my new raw denim jeans from a well-known Japanese denim brand and ate some breakfast. The time ran away and I forgot to follow the time so I rushed the food in my mouth and took some with me. I ran to the train station and took the train to job, which only takes three to four minutes to my workplace. I ran as fuck to the workplace while pulling up my pants, because they were too big for my skinny ass.
As usual, my lesbian forty year old boss stood near the entrance writing down all the employees that arrive on time. I had to check in at the scanning system, because the boss must have an overview over who comes to job and not. The lesbian stood nearly a feet behind me and had a weird look on her face. I was nervous as fuck, because this was my second day, and I was still a rookie. I reached into my pocket for the ID-card. What's that weird texture of my pockets? It was warm and wet. Spaghetti fell out the pockets. I tried to catch it on the way down, but failed and crashed my bare nude butt into my boss' legs and shat diarrhea all over the place. I was sorry and pulled my shirt to wipe out the poop, but I didn't wear a top. I was half-naked, standing with my pants down my knees, and bended over to pick up spaghetti. Everyone stares at the brown gravy and spaghetti, which is a bad food combination. The spaghetti was too slippery, so I pick up the meatballs and ran away crying. I can't come back after this.
This was a task for an external examination in English for freshman at high school.
What do you think? How is my English?
How would you rate the task?
I hope you guys could answer the questions, because I have an exam in English on Thursday.
And English is not my mother language and I don't live in an English speaking country. I am from Norway