I have a message from God unto thee
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>be boning up on western canon
>reading Judges ... oh Yahweh, not another history book of the Hebrew Bible ... welp, might as well plow through this mess
>And Ehud came unto him; and he was sitting in a summer parlour, which he had for himself alone. And Ehud said, I have a message from God unto thee. And he arose out of his seat. And Ehud put forth his left hand, and took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly... (3:20-1)
>I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM GOD UNTO THEE
Holy mother of fuck, Judges is CRAZY. Why didn't you tell me about this, /lit/?