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Anonymous 2013-02-20 18:58:10 No.3489461

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What do you think of this?

He walked slowly, he opened the door quickly, he looked backwards quickly, someone was approaching him slowly, he starting to walk away quickly but the person behind him began to catch up. Slowly he turned around again and the man behind him was now running slowly, ''QUICKLY*'' he shouted, ''Sorry!'' replied the man ''I can't read the pattern! He hasn't posted it yet!''

Fin.


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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:00:36 No.3489474
Is this supposed to be good or what

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:17:16 No.3489522
I felt out of breath just reading it
>he
>he
>he
>he
>he

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:24:12 No.3489535
>>3489522
>>3489474
yES

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:25:18 No.3489537
>>3489461
Ooooow I get it, that's quite smart

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:27:36 No.3489545

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>>3489461
i dont understand

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:35:59 No.3489568
>>3489545
read it again and look at the fast and slows

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:36:22 No.3489571
Who /a/ here?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:37:02 No.3489573
>>3489461
this is actually one of the most witty things i've read on /lit/ in a long time

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:38:30 No.3489577
>>3489537
>>3489573

easy does it, OP. don't want to make it 2 obvious.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:38:35 No.3489579
>>3489545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8UyWmcCQYk

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:42:30 No.3489591
>>3489577
not op, don't be butthurt cause you're 2pleb to understand

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:43:10 No.3489593
>>3489591
explain what it means then, big shot.

HEHEHEHE

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:44:23 No.3489604
>>3489593
i actually dont know

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:46:19 No.3489613
>>3489593
>>3489604

This is how dumb things become popular.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:51:01 No.3489630
OP here, cont.

''Wait for him to post it then'' he shouted back, winking spasmodically ''He already has!'' replied the man, cramping as he spoke ''I'm already reading it!'', there was a relatively brief pause ''But what does it mean?'' asked the man, undeniable exaspiration in his voice ''We'll never know'' replied the man ''We are but pleb''

Fin 2.

Sorry about that I

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:51:36 No.3489631
>>3489613
this is how fuck you shut up

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:52:30 No.3489633

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>>3489630
Makes a bit more sense but not much

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:55:40 No.3489647
>>3489630
I think i get it, so its about people talking about something no one but the author will understand?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:56:50 No.3489652

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>''QUICKLY*'' he shouted

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 19:59:49 No.3489666

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>>3489652
he gets it

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:00:28 No.3489668
>>3489630
This one I don't understand

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:14:56 No.3489702
I saved this to my computer OP, good work

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:28:45 No.3489731
>>3489702
why?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:29:37 No.3489732
mega deep OP

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:30:19 No.3489734
...the pattern is what we read in the second post? The people in the first are us saying we don't understand because OP hasn't posted the pattern yet.

I think.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:34:39 No.3489742
meta as fuck

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Stephen 2013-02-20 20:36:06 No.3489746
Dude, you're so deep, I can't even see you right now!

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:38:33 No.3489753
>>3489731
Because it made me laugh.

I save other peoples' posts on occasion.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:38:41 No.3489755
>>3489734
no the pattern is the fast slow thing in the first part, the seccond part is us saying we dont understand op because we're plebs

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:39:14 No.3489757
>>3489753
can you please explain it to me i am so lost haha

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:43:34 No.3489769
>>3489755
>Slowly quickly quickly slowly quickly slowly slowly quickly
Not much of a pattern. I hope you're lying, that would be a disappointment.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:46:31 No.3489778
>>3489769
there's a clear pattern m8, hence the 'QUICKLY*'

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:47:51 No.3489785
>>3489778
What does the * signify

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:49:39 No.3489793
>>3489785
the correction of the pattern, as in you were supposed to say quickly

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:51:05 No.3489798
>>3489778
Yes, it's a pattern but it's not exactly noteworthy. My theory may have been wrong but it would have been much more impressive. Sorry.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:53:32 No.3489802
Op here, I think what you're all failing to comprehend is that saying 'What people fail to comprehend' is an overgeneralized statement, and people generally dislike people who overgeneralize.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:54:00 No.3489803
Actually now I understand >>3489793 and >>3489785 I withdraw >>3489798 a bit but not entirely. (It's a bit better than what I was disappointed by)

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:54:44 No.3489806
>>3489798
no your theory is shit because there's no pattern in the seccond post

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:55:23 No.3489808
>>3489802
only thing i understand

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:56:11 No.3489812
>>3489806
Nor is there in the first...

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:56:53 No.3489817
>>3489802
This isn't OP

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 20:58:44 No.3489818
>>3489806
There is but it's a bit of a stretch. You misunderstand, I was hoping I'd misread it and the two posts did in fact match my theory. If that were the case, I would have found it (more) impressive. But it wasn't.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:00:14 No.3489825
>>3489818
Whats the pattern then? The rest of what you wrote is bullshit

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:00:43 No.3489826
>>3489818
i.e. the pattern is in the relationship between the two posts.
In the first
>He hasn't posted it yet!
so we don't see the pattern. In the second, we do. As it says, we're reading the pattern.
Presumably the pattern was
>Paragraph-Fin-Paragraph-Fin.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:00:47 No.3489827
>>3489633
>>3489668
>>3489647
How dumb are you people?
>inb4 internetz

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:01:56 No.3489830
>>3489825
The rest of what I wrote was me talking about my own opinion, how can that be bullshit?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:03:54 No.3489835
>>3489826
Hahaha no m8, i understand what you mean now but no, how can that look more like a partern than the quickly slowly repetition in the first paragraph?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:09:48 No.3489843
>>3489835
Because ABBABAAB is not much of a pattern at all. Even if the asterisk is taken into account it's hardly improved (ABBABAB). The self-reference ("He hasn't posted it yet!") makes it a bit meta but there's no substance or depth to any of it.
I'm not trying to claim I could do better, just that all the replies saying how great it was raised my expectations.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:10:21 No.3489846
>>3489802
Op here, stop pretending to be me.
You guys are so pleb, I guess I'll give you another clue:
The first man spoke:
"But how pleb are we?"
"I don't know, homie," replied the second man, "you decide!"
"Too pleb."
"How pleb?"
"Too pleb."
"You look like you've seen a ghost!"
"I wouldn't know," replied the first man, "I'm 2pleb4dat."

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:12:32 No.3489853
>>3489843
>wat is:
ABBABAAB-ABABBABAABABBABAABABBABAABABBA

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:15:46 No.3489870
>>3489843
I agree it's not much of a pattern but It is none the less a pattern and that's all that's needed in order for the seccond paragraph to work

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:16:15 No.3489874
>>3489853
It doesn't repeat itself often enough to be definitively that pattern. You'd need at the very least one whole ABBABABBA before it begins to qualify as a pattern. And that's more of a palindrome than a pattern. Ideally it would be ABBABABBAB; one whole repetition.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:16:35 No.3489875
>>3489846
OP here, I'd never use the world 'homie', the rest is fine

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:17:50 No.3489881
>>3489874
Or perhaps OP still hasn't posted the pattern and the guy in the seccond paragraph was wrong?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:20:35 No.3489893
>>3489875
They're lyrics from the Aesop Rock song Keep Of The Lawn with the word "alive" replaced by "pleb". Except for the last row, that's nothing.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:24:03 No.3489910

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There's nothing too this just the fact that the characters in the story seem to know they're being written about while OP was writing about them

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:26:57 No.3489925
>>3489910
I like that, actually. It could make for a great short story.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:29:53 No.3489939
>>3489925
It's been done

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:34:18 No.3489954
>>3489939
It could be done again.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:35:56 No.3489960
>>3489954
OP here, I have a short story if you want

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:36:38 No.3489964
>>3489960
Hand it over.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:38:12 No.3489974
>>3489960
Post link to Google doc.
Inb4 you're Tao Lin.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:42:20 No.3489996
>>3489964
>>3489974
jk i have nothing'

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:49:41 No.3490033

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>>3489996

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:50:21 No.3490039
Holy fuck I just got it. Nice work OP

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:54:50 No.3490064
>>3490039
You lie.

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 21:57:17 No.3490075
>>3490039
what did you get?

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:01:06 No.3490099
>>3490033

How's this?

''Fuck off'' ''What?'' ''I didn't say anything..'' ''You litterally just told me to fuck off'' ''No I didn't..'' ''Yes you fucking did read the story'' ''Oh haha, so I did'' ''Well why did you say that?'' ''Because I'm a faggot'' ''Since when are you a faggot'' ''I'm not! OP is just making it all up'' ''Why would OP write that he's making it all up if he was making it all up'' ''You're right, I guess I am just a faggot'' ''I guess you are'' ''Shut up, faggot''

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:04:05 No.3490109
>>3490039
explainnnnnnn

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:09:41 No.3490135
>>3490099
i get that one at least

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Anonymous 2013-02-20 22:12:39 No.3490147
>>3490099
quaintt

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Anonymous 2013-02-21 09:32:49 No.3491715
>>3490109
She lies.







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