Quest Thread, Part Deux
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SCIENCE WARS: A ROBOCOP/ALAN SOKAL/PAUL VIRILIO CROSSOVER
BY JOHNNY SPACEBOOTS
CHAPTER 1: ROBOCOP KIDNAPPED
rocbcoop was in the detroit police tstation where the people who were in charge of ficixing him where rebuilding him so that he could eat food. "Why do we want to have robocop eat food" "So the food economy is better because he will pay for food" said the chief scientist in charge of robocop. Robocop turned on and said "I crave bacon." and started running out of the station and to where the nearest bacon was. "What if he hurts someone" said assistatnt and chef scientist said "It is okay, I do not think he will hurt people becase he is robocop." Meanwhile robocop was in line at the Checkers in detroit to get the bacon cheeseburger. "I hope I have enough money, otherwise I cannot get food and that means I would have to steal and I cannot steal because I am robocop." and the person said "Oh, it is you robocop, I will give you free sandwich because you saved the city from bad guys." and robocop said "thanks." and started eating teh bacon sandwich. "This is good bacon, I can see why you are the king of bacon."
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
a) Al Qaeda attacks Checkers because eating pork isn't very Muslim according to them
b) The bacon sandwich was poisoned with computer viruses by Al Qaeda which makes robocop go berserk and pass out
c) Chef Scientist is having tea with Alan Sokal