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National Treasure of My Heart: A Nicolas CageXRei Ayanami fanfiction
a collaboration between Ziggy Thunderkick and Johnny Spaceboots
Author's note by Ziggy Thunderkick:
I dedicate this story to Johnny Spaceboots, my mentor and collaborator.
Authheur's noet by Johny SPacebaots:
IU would like to deiecate this story to nicolas cage the best acor of all tiem and rei ayanmanmai who is teh hottest animo girl of all the times, please answer my leter plos ;D
One night, lonely Hollywood superstar actor Nicolas Cage was after a movie shoot in Tokyo-3 and felt alone. He ached for the intimate companion that only the female body could brign him. He called his best acting friend, Robert Downey Jr, using his phone. "Hi Robert Downy Jr, do you want to go picking up women in the alcohol bars in Tokyo-3?" "I would love to Nicolas Cage, but unfortunately I'm rolling in bitches here, ha ha! Smell ya later!" and he hung up. Nicolas Cage was jealous of his friend's success with women. He was no slouch when it came to courting women and also having sex with them too, but he couldn't find The One. So he decided he would challenge himself: "I'll get drunk until I find the woman I will marry!" so we went to the izakaya alcohol bar that had food in Neo-Roppongi-3. He was there and got beer and immediately saw a vision of angelic beauty. He put on his best handsome voice and said "Hello, darling. Are you.... at least eighteen? Because I eat sexy for breakfast." She blushed and said in heavily accent broke english "You funny, yes I eighteen." "Hi, I'm Nicolas Cage." "I Rei Ayanami" and they shook hands and bowed, but then they kissed accidentally because they bowed at the same time, and they both blushed. "C-cage-san..." she said with nervousness with trembling. "Please, call me Nicolas. Let's say we... GO.... to my place and..." he twitched his arms, purposefully turning on the sexy "...eat each other out for dinner before breakfast."
Final Super Sentai Rankings (voted by the community)
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OK guys, here it is: the final rankings of the top Super Sentai series, as voted by you gentle/m/en.
The way the voting worked out, I decided it would be easier to make a top 10 list, since it 1) grouped together the absolute best according to you guys, and 2) didn't show some of the really low-ranking series that might upset some of you guys.
Well, I should say top 10 plus 1, since I threw Akibaranger into the mix. It ranked very high amongst the others, but since it's technically not a Sentai, we had a little trouble figuring out where to put it. But since it's so loved, I stuck it on at the end.
I used the old series guide as the template for the list, so if it looks familiar... that's why. I also left space for you guys to write any notes that people need to know about each series before watching, such as Gokaiger being a celebration of ALL Super Sentai series, or Akibaranger for reasons stated above.
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all-right, now that I have more time to spend on subbing stuff (life is a bitch), just figured I'd ask: would anybody be interested in working on a Kabuto scrub with me? I'll be frank, all I need is someone to tl check the lines, and make sure any liberties I take aren't too gratuitous/make the characters seem OOC.
Battle Fever J is open too, but considering a good chunk of lines in each episode don't have subs, it would be more work than Kabuto.
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So, I watched Zeorymer.
White the robots have neat designs and some of the fights are cool.... it's they couldn't have failed more with everything else.
If there was ever an example of how NOT to make a robot anime, Zeorymer qualifies.
Between a main character that shifts from being so useless and whiny (almost to the point of making Shinji look like fucking Kamina.) to an absolute asshole that kills people and rapes women for fun, to an anemic, confusing plot all centers around said asshole's clone trolling spree who has a split personality with the whiny guy, to the laughable Antagonists, Hau Dragon. (Whom were all created by the asshole before he died the first time. A special mention to Ritsu, who has a retarded character arc about being upset that Masaki "CURSED HIM WITH A WOMAN'S FACE, BISHONEN IS SUFFERING!") A stupid nonsense ending that makes Evangelion's ending look like a masterpiece, and a fuck-ton of other things.
Also, it has a rape scene. Yay. And do yourself a favor and don't read the manga.
Thoughts on Zeorymer, /m/?