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There is a 5 minute sneak preview of episode 1 of season 3 on Comcast's On Demand service.
Luna is back, talking with Celestia and Twilight
Celestia and Luna fought and imprisoned Sombra 1000 years ago, but he placed a curse on it to make it disappear before he was banished to the "arctic north" (Celestia's words)
Even Celestia doesn't know much about the Crystal Empire. It wasn't recorded in any books and Twilight didn't know anything about it
Sombra is a UNICORN, not an alicorn as stated by Celestia herself
While speaking with Luna, Celestia mentions that Twilight is 'almost ready' and that she is the only one capable of saving the Crystal Empire. This is Twilight's test (the one she says she isn't prepared for in the Failure/Success song)
For those of you with Comcast, check it out to confirm for yourself.
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Something interesting happened to me today that I thought I'd share with you /mlp/.
>Be in Oakland NJ.
>Decide to stop at Subway for lunch.
>Hardly anyone there, only one person in front of me.
>Guy in front of me is wearing wearing a dark blue overshirt.
>Something is odd about him.
>He writes his order down on a dry-erase board and hands it to the worker.
>Catch a glimpse of his shirt as he hands his order over the deli.
>See Rainbow Dash on his shirt.
>Comment on his shirt.
>He says nothing, he is focused on the worker making his sandwich.
>Slightly wave to get his attention, he notices me.
>Guy points to his ear and shakes his head, then shrugs.
>I point to his shirt and give the guy a thumbs up.
>Guy smiles and nods his head as he pulls back his overshirt to show off the design.
>Realize that his shirt is just a white T-shirt that he splotched with black paint with the cyan pony painted on top of it.
>Communicates through writing and gestures.
>Made a custom MLP shirt with paint.
>Grab a napkin from the table and scribble "Are you the deaf guy from /mlp/?"
>Worker hands him his sandwich.
>Show him the napkin.
>He smiles and gives me the "peace sign" before leaving the shop, and my life, forever.
>mfw I fucking met the deaf guy from /mlp/.
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So I've been speculating:
Back when this fandom first began, MLP was interesting because it contained dynamic, charismatic female heroes with notable flaws. The realistic injection of personal problems into children's characters opened the doors to a lot of fan theories on how the pony universe was actually held together, since not everything was always gumdrops and sunshine. Because the ponies were adorable and silly, the theories were kind of hilarious, and the vividness of the show made it rewarding.
The ponies also got shipped together a lot. Between being flawed like normal humans, they also had figures vaguely reminiscent of women and an attractive quantity of self-confidence (except Fluttershy).
These days, however, it's just porn, porn, porn. And I can't help wonder what's to become of this board when more janitors and mods roll in, both with the power to ban people. Further, I wonder if all the porn hasn't become a rolling snowball of sorts. Personally, I don't care much for pony sex: most porn strikes me as a tad dull (functional for a purpose but unrealistic), so making the participants less like women kind of turns me off.
Not so, however, for gentlemen like our famed public example, Felix Jensen. Younger guys are just now taking an interest in sex, and anything between ponies and a hole cut in a pineapple will do the trick.
So I can't help but feel the porn, as well drawn as some of the humanized stuff is on occasion, is a major contributor to why most of our content is stupid these days.
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>"What is 'Flutterrape'?"
Stories about Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, who's the only human stranded in Equestria.
Fluttershy has zero self-control or sense of decency, while at the same time being all socially awkward and shy. This usually leads other ponies to not believe Anon when he needs help against her schemes.
There are several variations of Flutterrape:
-Fluttershy tries to get into Anon's pants but fails miserably every time.
-Fluttershy employs the help of her friends (who think she wants a relationship and she's just being cute and insecure) but still fails.
-Fluttershy tries to guess Anon's secret sexual fetish by demonstrating it in front of him, only to hear "this is not my fetish" every time.
There is one exception: You may only let Fluttershy succeed if you write at least one 2-threads-long epic 6-part story, like a based god Anon once did. But remember, the goal is usually to let her fail.