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>"What is 'Flutterrape'?"
Stories about Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, who's the only human stranded in Equestria.
Fluttershy has zero self-control or sense of decency, while at the same time being all socially awkward and shy. This usually leads other ponies to not believe Anon when he needs help against her schemes.
There are several variations of Flutterrape:
-Fluttershy tries to get into Anon's pants but fails miserably every time.
-Fluttershy employs the help of her friends (who think she wants a relationship and she's just being cute and insecure) but still fails.
-Fluttershy tries to guess Anon's secret sexual fetish by demonstrating it in front of him, only to hear "this is not my fetish" every time.
There is one exception: You may only let Fluttershy succeed if you write at least one 2-threads-long epic 6-part story, like a based god Anon once did. But remember, the goal is usually to let her fail.
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You guys. You fuckin' guys.
Allow me to explain. I think I have a pretty strong claim to being one of the most vile people on the planet. I'm self-absorbed, unhealthy (although not overweight), over dramatic, and in general completely lack empathy. I have no drive to accomplish anything in life, have been fawning over the same girl for 6 years despite the fact that she won't give me the time of day, and have zero friends in real life. I am, possibly, the most Beta cunt on the planet. I make Spike look like a fucking man. This is not me trying to be self depreciating-I accept, and even revel slightly, in what I am-merely a statement of fact.
Since I got sucked into the Pony craze back in April, I've been frequenting this board. Confession time, I probably spend more time here than anywhere else on the internet. And I must say, I've loved every single minute of it. Sometimes, watching you guys talking about random shit is the only reason I don't jump out the window. I love the blatantly obvious forcing of memes. I love the shit posting. I love the times where I'm surprised at the depth that we can debate this little girl's show on, when we want to. I love cumming inside Rainbow Dash. I love telling Seth to go to bed. And most of all, I love those rare times when we get our act together-like the Neil Armstrong thread, or earlier this week with the Child Support guy-and prove that Friendship really can be Magic.
Never stop doing what you do, /mlp/. You're undoubtably the worst, most irrelevant, most cancerous board on the whole of 4Chan. And I wouldn't have you any other way.
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There is a 5 minute sneak preview of episode 1 of season 3 on Comcast's On Demand service.
Luna is back, talking with Celestia and Twilight
Celestia and Luna fought and imprisoned Sombra 1000 years ago, but he placed a curse on it to make it disappear before he was banished to the "arctic north" (Celestia's words)
Even Celestia doesn't know much about the Crystal Empire. It wasn't recorded in any books and Twilight didn't know anything about it
Sombra is a UNICORN, not an alicorn as stated by Celestia herself
While speaking with Luna, Celestia mentions that Twilight is 'almost ready' and that she is the only one capable of saving the Crystal Empire. This is Twilight's test (the one she says she isn't prepared for in the Failure/Success song)
For those of you with Comcast, check it out to confirm for yourself.