Raising Fillies starring YOU.
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I see it all the time here, "oh I'd be happy if only she were real."
As if any of you faggots could handle your "waifu" even if she were real. Let's break this down.
One Autistic Mandchild, plus a cartoon horse in a relationship equals a complete fucking disaster.
You think after the first time you're stupid enough to fuck without a condom and because it's magical and shit she's pregnant, and she won't abort it cause "muh feelings" when any sensible horse would abort that shit.
And then guess what, it's five years later, you've got 5 fillies to raise, you're up to your ears in debt working 3 shitty jobs your wife is stressed to hell taking care of the foals so you ain't getting any. So it's back to masturbating in the bathroom just like before, you have 5 hellspawns just like you, screaming and breaking things. And you HAVE to love them, you have to, their your monster satyr abominations. Oh but they're so cute blah blah blah, fuck you. It's not cute to have half breed monster children destroying your life, preventing you from having sex with your wife and stressing her out.
You couldn't fucking handle that shit, just face facts that you will never be happy.
/mlp/ Tower: 51st Edition
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"You Faggots Let It Die" edition.
Welcome back to /mlp/ Tower. Here, your main goal is to get to the end of the said floor. There will be an inventory for you to keep/use items from, as well as a set number of AnonPones you can use to explore the floor (People in the thread.) There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and such things. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers, bottomless pits, Spooky Scary Skeletons, and other objects that will kill or harm AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Which floor are we headed to today, AnonPones?
Star Wars/MLP: Turn to the Dark Side Edition
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Welcome back to the Star Wars/MLP thread, in which a galaxy far, far away meets the loveable equines of Equestria. All manner of stories and content are welcome, from those taking place in either universe to fanart of the characters and settings. Please, come on in and enjoy the work of our writers and artists and feel free to discuss the stories, art and the films/TV series.
Master List of Writefags and their Stories:
And as a special treat, I return with green after being sick for a few weeks. Thank you all for your patience.
Our story continues now...